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Beingbla
@beingbla.bsky.social
Bláithín de Burca - comedian, presenter, producer, director, all-round entertainer. Libra, wineo, neurodivergent gang. Obstreperous woman, crybaby, silly goose.

Saoirse don Phailistín 🇵🇸
Why do magicians think it’s impressive they can make things disappear? There are SO many ways to make something disappear…

Hide It!
Eat It!
Request that It maybe try to have more empathy and not take every bid to connect and understand the relationship as an attack on It!

POOF!
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Not at all surprising that men love run clubs; they love running! Away.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don't think my father, the 12-foot skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this.
October 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Started watching Severance and it is BONKERS ok it’s crazy stuff but the least believable part is that a man would love his wife that much send tweet.
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Men: why do you need CONSTANT reassurance 🙄 you know I love you can you not just know it?

Female friendships:
September 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I think there are very few issues on earth that would not be solved if you gave the job to A Woman Scorned by the system the issue exists in.

We shouldn’t have to fix everything but it’s not fixing its fuckn self.
September 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m just built different (badly)
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Why can’t we save drafts here? I need drafts :( am I missing something is it actually possible to save drafts? My drafts on X are a beautiful nightmare akin to the Notes App.
September 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Nothing is as insurmountable to me as a small, achievable task
September 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Me if I were Kanye West:

“Everybody want to know what I would do, if I didn’t have ADHD…

I guess we’ll never know 🙋‍♀️🏆🧜‍♀️ (and it kinda sucks actually cus it’d have been fab like I have so much potential just no ability to implement it gah help 🫠👽🥲)”
September 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’ve decided that having a boyfriend does not fit my brand; I need a husband, or a gaggle of bisexual boys that worship me, do my bidding and buy me milkshakes, nothing in between.

Apply within.
September 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Life hack for ADHDers: make the stakes WAYTOOHIGH; treat small tasks most people handle with ease as if they are life or death, so you have no choice but to do them cus you’ll be fired/cause a fire otherwise.

Your nervous system? Shot. But! Your tasks? Half done kinda.
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM