Bellesa Boutique
@bellesaco.bsky.social
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bellesaco.bsky.social
mercury is in scorpio.. i expect dirty texts and ungodly voice notes
bellesaco.bsky.social
u can't spell october without u all ober me 😏
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thecoffeenator.bsky.social
"DILDO HEIST"! 😂 This needs to be made into a movie - it'll be a cockbuster!
bellesaco.bsky.social
so we just learnt that we had 20,000 Bellesa vibrators stolen in a literal dildo heist yesterday
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nellie.starts.party
DILDO HEIST??? Where is the movie? Sounds like a blockbuster
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swamphvg.bsky.social
A dildo heist! 💀💀
bellesaco.bsky.social
so we just learnt that we had 20,000 Bellesa vibrators stolen in a literal dildo heist yesterday
bellesaco.bsky.social
f*ck marry kill: haunted house hookup, vampire roleplay, scary movie makeout
bellesaco.bsky.social
BELLESA BOUTIQUE IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT SELLS BELLESA BOUTIQUE PRODUCTS! if you see a Bellesa product being sold elsewhere, they are likely connected to the Dildo Thief so pls do let us know 😅🙏
bellesaco.bsky.social
literally not a joke guys lol (posting this in real time)
bellesaco.bsky.social
so we just learnt that we had 20,000 Bellesa vibrators stolen in a literal dildo heist yesterday
bellesaco.bsky.social
only cancelling plans to stay in give myself back to back Os on days that end in 'day'
bellesaco.bsky.social
betrayal list:

- vibr*tors with annoying pattern modes
- situationships who don't care if u finish
- starting ur period on vacation
- anyone named steven
- fwbs who won't EMPFTB
- toys that run on batteries
- underwire bras
- iphone camera vs mirror reflection
bellesaco.bsky.social
💫if you've been looking for a sign to sit on his face this is it💫
bellesaco.bsky.social
send hand pics when u get home so i know ur safe
bellesaco.bsky.social
be ur own art director.. post more thirst traps
bellesaco.bsky.social
ur in her DMs i'm lost in her bush
bellesaco.bsky.social
devastated to report that i've been reconnecting with nature (having s*x without my vibr*tor)
bellesaco.bsky.social
my pumpkin isn't the only thing getting its guts rearranged this month
bellesaco.bsky.social
do women still like flowers or do i gotta buy three different vibr*tors
bellesaco.bsky.social
let's date like it's the 90s (call me ur gf after three dates)
bellesaco.bsky.social
sloppy makeouts taste better in october
bellesaco.bsky.social
not now babe the leaves are getting crunchy
bellesaco.bsky.social
the yoga instructor praising u during class is the same as being called good girl
bellesaco.bsky.social
i love baristas, they're like cute little flirting machines