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@benitohepton.bsky.social
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39 year old in London. I think I’m hilarious even if you don’t. Modern art. Books. Star Trek. Live long and prosper 🖖
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Baby Boom is one of my favourite movies. I absolutely adore it.
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“Absence makes the heart grow fonder” is not an adage that Taylor Swift would even know exists
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I meant to reply and say that I did thoroughly enjoy it and highly recommend
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About to see some tits ‘n’ dicks
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New tattoo on my last night in Athens
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I’ve never watched Twilight or Game of Thrones.
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Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
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This holiday has been all about rocks tbf
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Really. I’d love to go on a nice date. It’s been far too long.
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I’ve decided that I would like to attempt to start dating again. Who’s on board?
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Went to an open air theatre show last night
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Here I am touching a Greek pussy. νιαούρισμα.
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Just another picture of me living my best Shirley Valentine life
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Went to a beautiful Hot Spring in Santorini yesterday
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This is the kind of outfit that a female assassin who doesn’t want you to know that they’re a female assassin would wear
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My bedroom this evening is better than yours