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Hakeem Jeffries is about as appealing to me as a politician as a stale piece of cake in the back of the fridge. Sure, it’s cake and that’s great, but it’s just not good.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 11d

a woman in a blue shirt is talking to a man in a helmet and says " i volunteer as tribute "

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is talking to a man in a helmet and says " i volunteer as tribute "

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 14d

Love this and support this vibe, but when are you moving to the district you want to represent? Correct me if I’m wrong, but you currently don’t.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 14d

‘Sometimes kids just f*ck a couch, ya know?’

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 15d

Damn… John Bolton too. Something about leopards and eating faces applies here, me thinks.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 17d

And we wanna see those on the floor.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 22d

We are going to learn that Epstein and Maxwell brought Melania to Trump instead of him pursuing her while on another date at a fashion week party.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 22d

I think the pedophile he’s protecting is the president.

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 22d

Sens. Ruben Gallego and Mark Kelly confronted Mike Johnson outside his office for delaying the swearing in of Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva.

"You just don't want her to be in the Epstein discharge petition."

Gallego told reporters Johnson was 'cover[ing] up for pedophiles on the Epstein list.'

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 22d

That's very specific.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 23d

We love JB!

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 23d

If you come for my people, you come through me.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 23d

I've got a bad ear ache & called my doctor to schedule a visit. They don't have an any available until the 22nd. When I expressed my frustration, the scheduler said, "you can't just expect a doctor to be available when you're sick.". What the f*ck am I supposed to do then? Schedue illness? GTFO.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 23d

On my way

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 23d

Want a third? 🤤

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 23d

Mike Johnson is a chicken shit.

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 24d

This is Adelita Grijalva.

She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files.

She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 24d

I would

Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 25d

👀

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 25d

Fellow Millennials, perhaps the most Boomer thing you can do is criticize Gen-Z for being lazy or confusing to you. Just stop.

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Benji @bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 25d

You can’t spell INCELS without I-C-E.

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