Ben Tripp 老年火腿
@bentripp.bsky.social
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bentripp.bsky.social
He looks like a dejected cabbage
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I think he genuinely believes this stuff. He forgets he’s traditionally enemy #1 for his own audience
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Celebrity encounter: I was pitching some crappy high concept comedy with Ben Stiller at Paramount, and for some reason did a Sean Connery impression.
And then Sean Connery stepped into the room, said hello to the exec we were pitching, and left.
Life is a strange tableau
bentripp.bsky.social
I agree with this as long as one caveat applies: this will be the new normal. Democrats will stop things from getting worse but are not equipped to make things better
bentripp.bsky.social
‘No longer’ is doing a lot of work here
bentripp.bsky.social
We don’t use that word anymore
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I’m wearing my trousers at half mast
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I hope she pees on them and they have to go to the cleaners on their own
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R/worldnews is having a normal one over the UN Gaza genocide report
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Which seems insane. But historically this is all 100% predictable and the right move is to split immediately. I guess we’ll be cutting it close instead
bentripp.bsky.social
(Leans forward, rests elbows on knees)
We moved to France before the election. Had to return for a spell. I’ve been in the U.S. for about 5 weeks. It’s a nonstop panic attack.
When we go back to France, we have at least two friends joining us. The question is when won’t we be allowed to leave
bentripp.bsky.social
I might do that, but only to be irritating
bentripp.bsky.social
He dislikes Pink Flamingos and regards it as little more than a remake of Multiple Maniacs
bentripp.bsky.social
Interesting design choice to put ‘left’ at the summits. Makes it look like it’s beating the right every time
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Not when it happens. You think “okay metric I guess? So…a kilo? No, half a kilo?” Then you try to do kilos into pounds and break into a flop sweat
bentripp.bsky.social
AIPAC. Just put it in the headline
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We don’t know that. Due process still exists in some scattered corners of the nation
bentripp.bsky.social
So, how are the “when do we flee” conversations going?
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I admit even my ironclad cynicism wasn’t prepared for this. They literally never put up a fight at all.
bentripp.bsky.social
bluesky has once again taken down one of my posts for unacceptable content. No idea which one. They didn't say. But I'm outta here for an unknown interval. I'm sick of our ninny-ass culture of anonymous pearl-clutching
bentripp.bsky.social
We're going to see a lot of this, and Democrats will do nothing to stop it
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Nancy Mace is sharing the text of a House resolution targeting Ilhan Omar in which her interview with me and Zeteo is cited by name but they can’t actually provide any quotes from Omar to support their case against her. The only other thing they have is a video she reposted. But nothing from her.
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I've seen a couple of mine. Made me a fervent believer
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White man here. I insist everyone treat me like a tiny sparrow egg because I am frail and delicate. If you do not, I will unleash Bewegungskrieg upon you