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Benze
@benzethegator.bsky.social
Gator. False Log. Doubting your commitment to Sparkle Motion. 39 y/o he/him.

East TN unfortunately.
I got another one of those someone is pretending to be you scammers.

My biggest question is why would someone want to pretend to be a depressed piece of shit like me?
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Fursona posting. I need to find more people to hang out with on this game.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Someone sent me a picture of a disgusted looking toy alligator crocodile thing and I’m captioning it “when I see your search history”. Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with me
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Remixed it further trying to match the scene.

I really want to wear this on a shirt to a firehouse subs.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Checked out @tonerhusky.bsky.social s Distant Thunder world. Let my presence be known by leaving a picture of myself. Haha
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’m on break and a coworker is trying to talk to me about what sounds like a conspiracy about sodium levels in peanut butter. What the fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm gonna be real
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I need to look up how to do Discord video calls out of VR chat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Today is the LAST DAY to get your ✨FREE COPY✨
of The Gryphon Generation book 1!

Grab it today!
And leave reviews please!!! <3

tinyurl.com/ypnsrxhx
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Y’all should read this if you like dogbirds. For real though it’s a fantastic universe he’s cooked up in these stories. Definitely worth your time.
Get your FREE COPY TODAY!!
For my 34th hatchday I’ve decided to give YOU ALL a hatchday/birthday present!

STARTING TOMORROW 11/18
you can get
BOOK 1 OF THE GRYPHON GENERATION FOR FREE!!

Ends 11/22!!

www.amazon.com/Gryphon-Gene...

All I ask is please leave reviews!! ^v^
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m terrible with airplanes in war thunder. Tanks however are a blast.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I love being stupid! 😺
#comics #webcomic #art
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Okay! Here we go! Roommate search begins (again).

Two 10'x11' unfurnished rooms.
Central Texas, between San Marcos and Austin.
$700/mo, utilities extra.
Fast fiber internet.

Dog friendly w/ back yard (currently have no pets).
Great location (but not very walk-friendly).

DM with questions! \o
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I was looking through photos on my old phone that I had found recently and I found the great Canadian hero Rowsdower
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I have no idea what happened. My phone got stuck on a recovery mode screen I was scared I was gonna lose everything but I fucked with the buttons enough that it worked again. yay Fuckery.
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Fuck. I read that wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
When I have more time to play with it, I want to get together with people who can help me through controls so I know what the fuck I’m doing when it comes to VR chat on that thing.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I bought a cheap Meta quest 3S headset at a pawn shop and while I was setting it up, it said hey we have hand tracking. I told myself I know what I must do.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
There’s a biscoff commercial I keep getting that gives me Farcry 5 flashbacks.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I had a little manual coffee grinder with ceramic burrs before I left the states.
It LOOKED LIKE this image. But it was a german thing. But everything I see now is a knockoff assortment of vowels and or consonants like HAICNX

Can anyone help me out or at least show a good manual grinder?
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have problems. #dumbedits
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I am very sorry I saw your photo and my stupidity took over and this made me giggle
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I have found the ultimate weapon in Jump Space.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I am full of delicious pickle pizza.

@torithemoo.bsky.social we still need to go one day haha
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pokemon going after the trainer during what are basically boss fights is the dumbest shit in ZA.
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM