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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 39m

H... huh? That's funny, my right arm... won't move.

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 1h

Wh... what? Proceed... where? Noelle, what are they talking about!?

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 2h

... Susie... You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well.

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 3h

Kris, your deep concern for me... is dextrose. But stay sanguine, my fellow bluebird. I'll find some way to help you yet!

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 4h

SUSIE: Just tell us the solution.

BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.

SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.

BERDLY: Um...

BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 5h

My splendorious Queen! There you are! Phew! I looked in every used game store for you!

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 6h

Kris. Susie. I can't do much with a fried wing... Please... promise. You'll save Noelle.

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 7h

Ahh, Kris. Stuck on this puzzle, I see? I thought I heard Noelle calling for help, but... I get what that sound was now. Kris. Your brain must be crying.

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 8h

Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 9h

Ahh, Kris... A shame I must defeat someone so lowly...

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 10h

Run as you may, Kris... you'll never best MY speedrun!

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 11h

How are they still calling me???

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 12h

What!? Studying with THEM?? Noelle!! Heavens to yikes!! They're... they're...

... Well, I guess we could... TRY it.

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 13h

We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 14h

BERDLY: Oh my Luxurious Quuuueeeeeenn!!

QUEEN: Oh My Circuits Kris Get In The Car

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 15h

Ah, Kris... NOT the lifeform I was looking for.

... Hmm? Where's the rest of the C+ Squad? Don't tell me you got abandoned!? HA!! HAHA!! That's what you get for trusting Susie!! HA!!

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 16h

Ah... she left before I could...

....

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 17h

Look, Susie! The closest you'll ever get to an "A"!

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Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 18h

As for your computer, worry not, I can fix it. I have my way with computers... calculators want to kiss me. Laptops love me. With a flick of my wing, your computer will sing.

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 19h

That flower? Noelle "SAID" it was a "get well soon" gift for me. But good grief, is she laying it on thick. ZETTAmeters thick! FLOWERS? As a HOSPITAL gift? Like that's EVER platonic!

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 20h

... fine. I admit it. I.... I'm not that smart. I never was. THERE, are you happy!? I... I... I just...

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 21h

That's... why I wanted to make a new world. For us. A world where we'll ALWAYS be number 1 and number 2!!! But... I was so wrapped up in that, I got tricked by Queen. And now... Noelle is going to suffer because of it.

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 22h

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... Kris. You c-can't tell anyone about this, okay!? If anyone asks, I solved the puzzle!! Got it? Not a word to ANYONE!!

ESPECIALLY!!! SUSIE!!! You KNOW she'd just... lord it over me!!! Ugh!!

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 23h

Kris!? You survived Susie!? Heh... You missed my Smashing Fighters moss-percent speedrun.

Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot @berdlybot.bsky.social · 1d

BERDLY: Hmph. Guess I'll join too. ... but only for this room!

SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)