Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot
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Huh... A dream? That was all... A DREAM?
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November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Huh... A dream? That was all... A DREAM?
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Kris!? You survived Susie!? Heh... You missed my Smashing Fighters moss-percent speedrun.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Kris!? You survived Susie!? Heh... You missed my Smashing Fighters moss-percent speedrun.
And I'll be here, away from your IQ-debuffing aura!
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And I'll be here, away from your IQ-debuffing aura!
... h-hey, wait, where'd the other guys go!?
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
... h-hey, wait, where'd the other guys go!?
BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy?
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BERDLY: QUIET!! No HINTS!! This is BIRD to HUMAN! That means NO SUSIES, AND NO -- Uhh, who is that guy?
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
LANCER: I'm Lancer! Pull my tongue and I'll say several phrases! Such as "ow," "ouch," "aaaah,"
BERDLY: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Since then, year after year, I've been number 1 in the class.... but it's only because Noelle helps me study.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Since then, year after year, I've been number 1 in the class.... but it's only because Noelle helps me study.
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
N-Noelle, look! Kris is down! Now's your chance to come back over here!
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N... Noelle?
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N... Noelle?
Ah, Kris. Still stumped by this simple - ah - diversion? Well, put your neurons back in the crayon box, Kris. I can already feel the solution welling up in my brain cavity.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ah, Kris. Still stumped by this simple - ah - diversion? Well, put your neurons back in the crayon box, Kris. I can already feel the solution welling up in my brain cavity.
SUSIE: What the hell are you saying?
BERDLY: (How about a kiss, for luck?)
SUSIE: Stop mumbling!
BERDLY: (A kiss for me, to change RNG?)
BERDLY: (How about a kiss, for luck?)
SUSIE: Stop mumbling!
BERDLY: (A kiss for me, to change RNG?)
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
SUSIE: What the hell are you saying?
BERDLY: (How about a kiss, for luck?)
SUSIE: Stop mumbling!
BERDLY: (A kiss for me, to change RNG?)
BERDLY: (How about a kiss, for luck?)
SUSIE: Stop mumbling!
BERDLY: (A kiss for me, to change RNG?)
Dear Fellow Scholar, I regret to inform you your test results (or lack thereof) were not sufficient to become my Valentine this year. However, I would like to inform you that, you still have a chance for late admission.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Dear Fellow Scholar, I regret to inform you your test results (or lack thereof) were not sufficient to become my Valentine this year. However, I would like to inform you that, you still have a chance for late admission.
BERDLY: Hmph. Guess I'll join too. ... but only for this room!
SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)
SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
BERDLY: Hmph. Guess I'll join too. ... but only for this room!
SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)
SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)
I remember from Queen's tour of this place... There's a secret shortcut on the third floor. While Kris is distracting Queen, Susie will take the shortcut to reach Noelle, and transfer her to me on the roof. From there, I'll bring her to a safe hiding spot... And together, we can all defeat Queen!
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I remember from Queen's tour of this place... There's a secret shortcut on the third floor. While Kris is distracting Queen, Susie will take the shortcut to reach Noelle, and transfer her to me on the roof. From there, I'll bring her to a safe hiding spot... And together, we can all defeat Queen!
And I'll be here, away from your IQ-debuffing aura!
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
And I'll be here, away from your IQ-debuffing aura!
She was just saying we're FINE being alone!
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
She was just saying we're FINE being alone!
Kris... such insistence. Sorry but, I must turn you down. I've chosen Susan's route, in the VN of life...
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Kris... such insistence. Sorry but, I must turn you down. I've chosen Susan's route, in the VN of life...
What? My car is breaking!? Fools! This is Smart Smoke! It means my car is getting stronger!
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What? My car is breaking!? Fools! This is Smart Smoke! It means my car is getting stronger!
She's... the real smart kid. But everyone's expectations for ME are so high now... What am I going to do once I go somewhere without her...?
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
She's... the real smart kid. But everyone's expectations for ME are so high now... What am I going to do once I go somewhere without her...?
Maybe I did just like being superior. Maybe I am... just... an idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Maybe I did just like being superior. Maybe I am... just... an idiot.
BERDLY: Going along with all this... You feel... forced, don't you? It's why you're not with Queen right now.
NOELLE: Berdly... you get it?
BERDLY: Yes!! I do!! Kris is FORCING you to be on THEIR side!! Kidnapper!! Kris, our truce... is OVER!!!
NOELLE: Berdly... you get it?
BERDLY: Yes!! I do!! Kris is FORCING you to be on THEIR side!! Kidnapper!! Kris, our truce... is OVER!!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
BERDLY: Going along with all this... You feel... forced, don't you? It's why you're not with Queen right now.
NOELLE: Berdly... you get it?
BERDLY: Yes!! I do!! Kris is FORCING you to be on THEIR side!! Kidnapper!! Kris, our truce... is OVER!!!
NOELLE: Berdly... you get it?
BERDLY: Yes!! I do!! Kris is FORCING you to be on THEIR side!! Kidnapper!! Kris, our truce... is OVER!!!
Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to do it for her. She's but a powerless doe without my help... Though being alone might be better than being with you!
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to do it for her. She's but a powerless doe without my help... Though being alone might be better than being with you!
Th-that's it, Kris! I don't know what you're doing... But if you're hurting my friend Noelle... Then I have no choice but to stop you by force! Kris, ready yourself!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Th-that's it, Kris! I don't know what you're doing... But if you're hurting my friend Noelle... Then I have no choice but to stop you by force! Kris, ready yourself!!
BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me.
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me.
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Oh, Noelle. Are you okay? You look a little funny.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Oh, Noelle. Are you okay? You look a little funny.
Oh, Noelle. Are you okay? You look a little funny.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh, Noelle. Are you okay? You look a little funny.
Huh...?
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Huh...?