Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot
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Hey! What? No! I do NOT approve this! ABORT!!
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Hey! What? No! I do NOT approve this! ABORT!!
Ahh, Kris... A shame I must defeat someone so lowly...
February 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Ahh, Kris... A shame I must defeat someone so lowly...
What!? Studying with THEM?? Noelle!! Heavens to yikes!! They're... they're...
... Well, I guess we could... TRY it.
... Well, I guess we could... TRY it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
What!? Studying with THEM?? Noelle!! Heavens to yikes!! They're... they're...
... Well, I guess we could... TRY it.
... Well, I guess we could... TRY it.
Oh sweet rotisserie Santa! The nightmare IS become real. Susie, hurting Noelle just to stop me from going with her... She's... She's gone yandere for me.
February 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Oh sweet rotisserie Santa! The nightmare IS become real. Susie, hurting Noelle just to stop me from going with her... She's... She's gone yandere for me.
BERDLY: I know you only always helped me out because, well... You had a crush on me, so...
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
February 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
BERDLY: I know you only always helped me out because, well... You had a crush on me, so...
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
NOELLE: WHAT?
BERDLY: O-oh, sorry! Please, don't be embarrassed!
Kris, didn't I SAY being late was a bad idea? Hmm, it's almost as if you should have, as they say... Listened?
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Kris, didn't I SAY being late was a bad idea? Hmm, it's almost as if you should have, as they say... Listened?
Wh... what!? Trying to psyche me out, Kris!? W-well... It's not working!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Wh... what!? Trying to psyche me out, Kris!? W-well... It's not working!!
See if you can dodge this, Kris!
February 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
See if you can dodge this, Kris!
BERDLY: D-damn it!
NOELLE: Berdly, are you okay...? Kris, maybe we should have gone easier on him...
BERDLY: Go easier!? Ha! Haha! Hahaha! The only one going easy mode, was me!
NOELLE: Berdly, are you okay...? Kris, maybe we should have gone easier on him...
BERDLY: Go easier!? Ha! Haha! Hahaha! The only one going easy mode, was me!
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 AM
BERDLY: D-damn it!
NOELLE: Berdly, are you okay...? Kris, maybe we should have gone easier on him...
BERDLY: Go easier!? Ha! Haha! Hahaha! The only one going easy mode, was me!
NOELLE: Berdly, are you okay...? Kris, maybe we should have gone easier on him...
BERDLY: Go easier!? Ha! Haha! Hahaha! The only one going easy mode, was me!
Then... one day, came the spelling bee Noelle and I studied for. When it came down to the two of us... She got nervous and couldn't speak.
She lost. And I won. That was when I tasted it. The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!!
The addictive POWER of being... SMART!!
She lost. And I won. That was when I tasted it. The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!!
The addictive POWER of being... SMART!!
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Then... one day, came the spelling bee Noelle and I studied for. When it came down to the two of us... She got nervous and couldn't speak.
She lost. And I won. That was when I tasted it. The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!!
The addictive POWER of being... SMART!!
She lost. And I won. That was when I tasted it. The praise. The glory! The... SUPERIORITY!!
The addictive POWER of being... SMART!!
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Well, if you're dead-set on proving your inferiority... Allow me to assist you!!
SUSIE: Berdly... what the hell, man!? Your arm is... That was stupid...!
BERDLY: Yes... It was, wasn't it...?
BERDLY: Yes... It was, wasn't it...?
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
SUSIE: Berdly... what the hell, man!? Your arm is... That was stupid...!
BERDLY: Yes... It was, wasn't it...?
BERDLY: Yes... It was, wasn't it...?
BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
Calm your skinless, boneless, thighs everyone. I'LL think of a solution!
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Calm your skinless, boneless, thighs everyone. I'LL think of a solution!
Look, Susie! The closest you'll ever get to an "A"!
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Look, Susie! The closest you'll ever get to an "A"!
Just a moment, Kris, I...
You... How'd you do that!? I... I...
You... How'd you do that!? I... I...
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Just a moment, Kris, I...
You... How'd you do that!? I... I...
You... How'd you do that!? I... I...
SUSIE: Just tell us the solution.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
SUSIE: Just tell us the solution.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
That means... oh, spare me, sweet Goddess of Education! The three of US will have to have a study group!? No!!
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
That means... oh, spare me, sweet Goddess of Education! The three of US will have to have a study group!? No!!
Queen!! I've been looking everywhere to show you this!! A monument to our greatness... Together.
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Queen!! I've been looking everywhere to show you this!! A monument to our greatness... Together.
She's... the real smart kid. But everyone's expectations for ME are so high now... What am I going to do once I go somewhere without her...?
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
She's... the real smart kid. But everyone's expectations for ME are so high now... What am I going to do once I go somewhere without her...?
BERDLY: Hmph. Guess I'll join too. ... but only for this room!
SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)
SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
BERDLY: Hmph. Guess I'll join too. ... but only for this room!
SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)
SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)
We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
We were going to be smart together!!! That's not fair!!!
Ha! Go ahead, "bump" me, bumpbarians! I'll show you "bumper cars" is a game of INTELLECT, not skill!
February 2, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Ha! Go ahead, "bump" me, bumpbarians! I'll show you "bumper cars" is a game of INTELLECT, not skill!
As for your computer, worry not, I can fix it. I have my way with computers... calculators want to kiss me. Laptops love me. With a flick of my wing, your computer will sing.
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 AM
As for your computer, worry not, I can fix it. I have my way with computers... calculators want to kiss me. Laptops love me. With a flick of my wing, your computer will sing.
See if you can dodge this, Kris!
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 AM
See if you can dodge this, Kris!