Super Lord Berdly's Intelligent Quote Bot
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BERDLY: Susie!! Susie... you... you'd... accept me...? Even if I'm... dumb?
SUSIE: Uh... y... yeah? It's like when your sister gets cursed in Dragon Blazers 2. Even if her stats suck, she's still your party member.
BERDLY: S... Susie!? A REAL Dragon Blazers 2 reference...?
SUSIE: Uh... y... yeah? It's like when your sister gets cursed in Dragon Blazers 2. Even if her stats suck, she's still your party member.
BERDLY: S... Susie!? A REAL Dragon Blazers 2 reference...?
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
BERDLY: Susie!! Susie... you... you'd... accept me...? Even if I'm... dumb?
SUSIE: Uh... y... yeah? It's like when your sister gets cursed in Dragon Blazers 2. Even if her stats suck, she's still your party member.
BERDLY: S... Susie!? A REAL Dragon Blazers 2 reference...?
SUSIE: Uh... y... yeah? It's like when your sister gets cursed in Dragon Blazers 2. Even if her stats suck, she's still your party member.
BERDLY: S... Susie!? A REAL Dragon Blazers 2 reference...?
Kris! You survived Susie! I was getting worried!
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Kris! You survived Susie! I was getting worried!
But Kris, I am a kind and brave hero! If you come to our side... You may be a slightly less distant No. 3! Haha... slightly.
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
But Kris, I am a kind and brave hero! If you come to our side... You may be a slightly less distant No. 3! Haha... slightly.
Huh... A dream? That was all... A DREAM?
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February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Huh... A dream? That was all... A DREAM?
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Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to do it for her. She's but a powerless doe without my help... Though being alone might be better than being with you!
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Poor, sweet, Noelle. Where could she be now. Stuck on a puzzle just like this one, no doubt. If only I was there to do it for her. She's but a powerless doe without my help... Though being alone might be better than being with you!
Fine! WATCH me!!
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Fine! WATCH me!!
Kris, Susie... I can't do much for you like this... So I found help for you!! Behold!! Comrades!!
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Kris, Susie... I can't do much for you like this... So I found help for you!! Behold!! Comrades!!
... fine. I admit it. I.... I'm not that smart. I never was. THERE, are you happy!? I... I... I just...
February 1, 2026 at 12:41 PM
... fine. I admit it. I.... I'm not that smart. I never was. THERE, are you happy!? I... I... I just...
BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
February 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
BERDLY: Now, let us hasten! Through here is a secret passageway to the roof! There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
SUSIE: Uhh, okay. Let's go, Kris.
BERDLY: Oh, Kris. Kris is... Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen! Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
Queen!! I've been looking everywhere to show you this!! A monument to our greatness... Together.
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Queen!! I've been looking everywhere to show you this!! A monument to our greatness... Together.
Ah, Kris. Still stumped by this simple - ah - diversion? Well, put your neurons back in the crayon box, Kris. I can already feel the solution welling up in my brain cavity.
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Ah, Kris. Still stumped by this simple - ah - diversion? Well, put your neurons back in the crayon box, Kris. I can already feel the solution welling up in my brain cavity.
BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me.
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
February 1, 2026 at 8:40 AM
BERDLY: Furthermore, I think I may have... Discovered someone else for me.
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
NOELLE: HUH????????????
BERDLY: Please don't be jealous.
NOELLE: OF???????????????????????????????
BERDLY: Susie
NOELLE: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
... fine. I admit it. I.... I'm not that smart. I never was. THERE, are you happy!? I... I... I just...
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 AM
... fine. I admit it. I.... I'm not that smart. I never was. THERE, are you happy!? I... I... I just...
Ask elsewhere, Kris! I actually want to get an "A!" If you can't get anyone, maybe your mom will be your partner again!
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Ask elsewhere, Kris! I actually want to get an "A!" If you can't get anyone, maybe your mom will be your partner again!
SUSIE: Just tell us the solution.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
SUSIE: Just tell us the solution.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
BERDLY: Well, hahah - ah, you see - ... First, you ... You align the shadows... with the lines on the floor.
SUSIE: Alright. What do we move first.
BERDLY: Um...
BERDLY: Kris, just do the puzzle.
Wh... What!? Hey, wait a second -- How'd you... How'd you solve it without me!?
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Wh... What!? Hey, wait a second -- How'd you... How'd you solve it without me!?
My Queen!! Where are you!! I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!!
Hmm... she's not here...
Hmm... she's not here...
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
My Queen!! Where are you!! I've baked you a Gamer's Delight!!
Hmm... she's not here...
Hmm... she's not here...
... h-hey, wait, where'd the other guys go!?
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
... h-hey, wait, where'd the other guys go!?
Sorry, I thought I saw you in a used game store, and... H-huh!? What are you doing!?
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Sorry, I thought I saw you in a used game store, and... H-huh!? What are you doing!?
"Eureka!" Is what I will say. Now go.
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
"Eureka!" Is what I will say. Now go.
That's right, Kris! Unlike YOU, I have a LOVING TEAM behind me! And you'll never beat US fighting alone!
January 31, 2026 at 11:42 PM
That's right, Kris! Unlike YOU, I have a LOVING TEAM behind me! And you'll never beat US fighting alone!
What? Hospital window? What are you talking about?
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
What? Hospital window? What are you talking about?
SUSIE: Alright, nugget boy. it's up to you now.
BERDLY: Leave it to me, my dear Susan.
SUSIE: Yeah, whatever. May the smarts be with you.
BERDLY: Leave it to me, my dear Susan.
SUSIE: Yeah, whatever. May the smarts be with you.
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
SUSIE: Alright, nugget boy. it's up to you now.
BERDLY: Leave it to me, my dear Susan.
SUSIE: Yeah, whatever. May the smarts be with you.
BERDLY: Leave it to me, my dear Susan.
SUSIE: Yeah, whatever. May the smarts be with you.
BERDLY: Kris, feel free to admire our artisanship. Queen and I have PLANs to consider.
QUEEN: Haha Yes Oooh So Good Looking Forward To That MMmmm Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Let's Go Burghley Keep Going I Am Right Behind You Procedurally Lowering The Volume Of My Voice
QUEEN: Haha Yes Oooh So Good Looking Forward To That MMmmm Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Let's Go Burghley Keep Going I Am Right Behind You Procedurally Lowering The Volume Of My Voice
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
BERDLY: Kris, feel free to admire our artisanship. Queen and I have PLANs to consider.
QUEEN: Haha Yes Oooh So Good Looking Forward To That MMmmm Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Let's Go Burghley Keep Going I Am Right Behind You Procedurally Lowering The Volume Of My Voice
QUEEN: Haha Yes Oooh So Good Looking Forward To That MMmmm Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Let's Go Burghley Keep Going I Am Right Behind You Procedurally Lowering The Volume Of My Voice
BERDLY: Guess we all... made a pretty sweet team in the end.
QUEEN: No We Freaking Didn't?
QUEEN: No We Freaking Didn't?
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
BERDLY: Guess we all... made a pretty sweet team in the end.
QUEEN: No We Freaking Didn't?
QUEEN: No We Freaking Didn't?