👕 The Bertieful South
@bertiefulsouth.bsky.social
Northerner in the south.
#MCFC ST holder 🩵🤍
#AVDFC ST holder 🟡🔵
#MossleyAFC ⚪️⚫️
#nonleague, #cricket, #Asterix
Hates train delays
#MCFC ST holder 🩵🤍
#AVDFC ST holder 🟡🔵
#MossleyAFC ⚪️⚫️
#nonleague, #cricket, #Asterix
Hates train delays
Pinned
Came across this old photo today. Exactly 30 years ago this summer
Was working in France for Eurocamp, and had gone to Amsterdam on day off.
Was working in France for Eurocamp, and had gone to Amsterdam on day off.
Seen a job with a charity called the Humane League.
Might apply and if rejected will reply “don’t you want me?” #PhilTalking #TrainToSpain #VoiceofBuddha
Might apply and if rejected will reply “don’t you want me?” #PhilTalking #TrainToSpain #VoiceofBuddha
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Seen a job with a charity called the Humane League.
Might apply and if rejected will reply “don’t you want me?” #PhilTalking #TrainToSpain #VoiceofBuddha
Might apply and if rejected will reply “don’t you want me?” #PhilTalking #TrainToSpain #VoiceofBuddha
Fascinating Horror channel on YT 5/5
Loads of different 10 minute videos of disasters. Binge watch loads in a row
Loads of different 10 minute videos of disasters. Binge watch loads in a row
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Fascinating Horror channel on YT 5/5
Loads of different 10 minute videos of disasters. Binge watch loads in a row
Loads of different 10 minute videos of disasters. Binge watch loads in a row
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“Wait til the oil runs out and the Sheikh gets bored, buys a Formula One team instead”
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“Wait til the oil runs out and the Sheikh gets bored, buys a Formula One team instead”
My captain
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My captain
Movie Fall on iPlayer 4/5. If you are scared of heights, then it will have you behind the sofa
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Movie Fall on iPlayer 4/5. If you are scared of heights, then it will have you behind the sofa
Blur - that cheese nonce is a bit up himself, eh?
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Blur - that cheese nonce is a bit up himself, eh?
Common People reminds of Tuesday nights at the Blue Night in Derby. What a club that was *just googled it and it is still open
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Common People reminds of Tuesday nights at the Blue Night in Derby. What a club that was *just googled it and it is still open
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Which restaurant do we fancy?
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Which restaurant do we fancy?
Vin hot>Mulled Wine
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Vin hot>Mulled Wine
In 1970s, if I asked my Dad where Mum was, he would always say she’s run off with the milkman
Anyone else’s mum run-off with the milkman?
Anyone else’s mum run-off with the milkman?
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
In 1970s, if I asked my Dad where Mum was, he would always say she’s run off with the milkman
Anyone else’s mum run-off with the milkman?
Anyone else’s mum run-off with the milkman?
Know it’s controversial but Coldplay’s Parachutes was brilliant when it came out
I had a flat in Coogee in NSW, and played it to death
I had a flat in Coogee in NSW, and played it to death
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Know it’s controversial but Coldplay’s Parachutes was brilliant when it came out
I had a flat in Coogee in NSW, and played it to death
I had a flat in Coogee in NSW, and played it to death
Interested to hear what people think?
Can you properly support multiple teams?
ghostoftomjoad.substack.com/p/half-and-h...
Can you properly support multiple teams?
ghostoftomjoad.substack.com/p/half-and-h...
Half and half?
Can you support multiple clubs?
ghostoftomjoad.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When they say everything works out in the end, it doesn’t.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When they say everything works out in the end, it doesn’t.
And his name is Arne Slot
a crowd of people at a festival with a man wearing a shirt that says rough rider
ALT: a crowd of people at a festival with a man wearing a shirt that says rough rider
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And his name is Arne Slot
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Walking through the concrete hellcape that is my local town, noticed the early morning light hitting the Tower of Power council offices. Looked kinda cool
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Walking through the concrete hellcape that is my local town, noticed the early morning light hitting the Tower of Power council offices. Looked kinda cool
Boshed out correct Vaughan Williams answer whilst others flailed helplessly
Take that, Oxford boffins
#UniversityChallenge
Take that, Oxford boffins
#UniversityChallenge
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Boshed out correct Vaughan Williams answer whilst others flailed helplessly
Take that, Oxford boffins
#UniversityChallenge
Take that, Oxford boffins
#UniversityChallenge
Posh Oxford University alumni can’t identify Ipswich and Oldham Athletic badges. How culturally frigid you have to be to not know those?
#UniversityChallenge
#UniversityChallenge
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Posh Oxford University alumni can’t identify Ipswich and Oldham Athletic badges. How culturally frigid you have to be to not know those?
#UniversityChallenge
#UniversityChallenge
Tax people who wear boot cut jeans
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tax people who wear boot cut jeans
Tax people who talk abou tax on Blue Sky
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Tax people who talk abou tax on Blue Sky
BlueSky getting a bit too politicky for mr. I want cats, booing Everton fans and nonleague only
a man in a suit and tie singing into a microphone with the words " bit of politics " above him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie singing into a microphone with the words " bit of politics " above him
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
BlueSky getting a bit too politicky for mr. I want cats, booing Everton fans and nonleague only
Walking through the concrete hellcape that is my local town, noticed the early morning light hitting the Tower of Power council offices. Looked kinda cool
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Walking through the concrete hellcape that is my local town, noticed the early morning light hitting the Tower of Power council offices. Looked kinda cool
Note #FarnboroughFC boss quit. Truly #nonleague silly season, they’re 22/24 in NLS.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Note #FarnboroughFC boss quit. Truly #nonleague silly season, they’re 22/24 in NLS.
A poem. I call it Savinho:
Watching football as a Bert
I’m amazed he wears a City shirt
Savinho
This player can’t even cross
Why he’s here, I’m at a loss
Savinho
This season he’s even worse
I wish that he had signed for Spurs
Savinho
Watching football as a Bert
I’m amazed he wears a City shirt
Savinho
This player can’t even cross
Why he’s here, I’m at a loss
Savinho
This season he’s even worse
I wish that he had signed for Spurs
Savinho
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
A poem. I call it Savinho:
Watching football as a Bert
I’m amazed he wears a City shirt
Savinho
This player can’t even cross
Why he’s here, I’m at a loss
Savinho
This season he’s even worse
I wish that he had signed for Spurs
Savinho
Watching football as a Bert
I’m amazed he wears a City shirt
Savinho
This player can’t even cross
Why he’s here, I’m at a loss
Savinho
This season he’s even worse
I wish that he had signed for Spurs
Savinho
Signing a top player from Italy is not the big deal it used to be
I mean McTominay, a bloke who couldn’t get into a shit United team is the best player in that league
#Reijnders
I mean McTominay, a bloke who couldn’t get into a shit United team is the best player in that league
#Reijnders
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Signing a top player from Italy is not the big deal it used to be
I mean McTominay, a bloke who couldn’t get into a shit United team is the best player in that league
#Reijnders
I mean McTominay, a bloke who couldn’t get into a shit United team is the best player in that league
#Reijnders
McCoist says Leverkusen were excellent. But they had 2 shots and stuck 10 men behind the ball.
You’re wrong Ally, they played boring anti-football. Only one team playing positive football
You’re wrong Ally, they played boring anti-football. Only one team playing positive football
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
McCoist says Leverkusen were excellent. But they had 2 shots and stuck 10 men behind the ball.
You’re wrong Ally, they played boring anti-football. Only one team playing positive football
You’re wrong Ally, they played boring anti-football. Only one team playing positive football