Honestly, there should be a law allowing any citizen to challenge a current president to a widely televised melee duel to the death. The winner then becomes/stays president and becomes immune to said challenge. This resets after a new president is elected.
#marvelwhatif if #Moonknight has to go toe to toe against Task Master, please have Jake Lockley crash a helicopter while screaming "THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAN!". Bonus points if screamed in Spanish.
#marvelwhatif instead of being put in timeout, Amitt is forced to live in a human form on Earth. A mortal food critic decides to adopt her off the streets. Amitt detects that their milk is going bad and saves them. Roommate teaches Amitt how to be a food critic and she's good at it. #Moonknight
Della Duck is Shara Bey's ducksona and Shara Bey is Della Duck's fleshsona. They're both moms and accomplished space faring badasses. For context, Della Duck is Hewey, Louie, and Dewey's mom. Shara Bey is Poe Dameron's mother.
A grocery store but it's Dick's Last Resort. All the employees are allowed to be rude to customers. Customer: Why aren't the graham crackers in the cracker aisle? Me: We don't sell you and yet here we are. If you cannot answer this question then you're not allowed to talk shit about retail workers.
I think I figured it why neurodivergent folks (myself) are much more comfortable in cosplay than regular clothes. If we wear a costume, anyone who sees us has their sense of disbelief suspended, and their gut reaction of "this person is not human" or the Uncanny Valley doesn't get triggered as much.
The desire to read the Shadowrun 5th edition book, boil it down into a 2D6 system and call it "Shadowalk" is strong. Because, if you cannot explain a concept to a child then you do not understand the concept itself. Shadowrun shouldn't have conflicting rules and concepts to begin with.
Hubby: "Adolf Hitler made sure to get the trains to run on time while Trump caused the planes to crash." And here I'm like, "Okay now I'm far less afraid of Islamic terrorists..."
Going through therapy is like playing a video game: You know you're making progress when enemies are in your way. To be clear, though, enemies are the uncomfortable feelings and bad memories, not just the people who wronged you.
Firefighters are proof that they can get PTSD and not be in under attack by enemy fire in a war zone. The regret of not doing "enough" weighs heavily on their minds. Please don't give anyone crap about their PTSD, especially if they're not soldiers.
If anyone is going to play as my dad, I elect either Richard Roxburgh or Oscar Isaac with no hesitation. The best part is that they just need to wear a single colored contact lens b/c my dad had heteochromia. #SCA#legendary
