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Side-by-side meme image. On the left, the caption reads “IMITATION CRAB” above several orange-and-white imitation crab sticks on a cutting board. On the right, the caption reads “INTIMIDATION CRAB” above a photo of a crab holding a knife, with small text near the crab that says, “I’ll cut you man.”
February 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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A meme featuring Lord Sauron from The Lord of the Rings standing in full black, spiked armor with a horned helmet, holding a mace on a fiery battlefield filled with orc soldiers and burning debris. Large white text at the top reads, “I LIKED IT, SO I PUT A RING ON IT,” and text at the bottom says, “HAPPY VALENTINES DAY,”
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Most of the time, I pick up a Stone beer, and I have high expectations that they still somehow manage to exceed.

#Beer #Review #Stone #HazyIPA #IPA
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Stone "Hazy" IPA
As this is Stone , this is going to be good. I mean, I guess there is always a chance that one of the most reliable breweries is going to s...
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February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Black-and-white image of a 1911-style semi-automatic pistol with text reading: “February 14, 1911. John Moses Browning patented the 1911 Semi-Automatic Pistol. Happy Valentines Day America!”
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Microsoft: We're getting rid of WordPad because no one wants a version of Notepad that does a bunch of crap they don't need.

Microsoft: You know what Notepad needs? AI!
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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One was given to Monica, in his life. One was given to Erica, by his side. One was given to Sandra, in the sun. One was given to Mary, all night long. But they were all of them deceived. Deep in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Lou Bega forged a master mambo, Mambo No. 5.
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Screenshot of a social media post from the account “existennialmemes,” posted “3s ago.” The text reads: “Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver’s license or be banished. It’s for safety. Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!”
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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A novelty mug reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh; the mug’s handle is broken off where the ear would be, and the detached handle piece rests on the countertop beside it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Well, I had debated in my head about which glass to pour this into, and I went with an ale glass.

#Beer #Review #WoodBaron #Boulevard
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Boulevard "Wood Baron - Barrel Fresh" Ale
Very few breweries have swung as wide from one direction to the other. I remember sitting in a hotel bar and trying out my first Boulevard ...
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February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Screenshot of a social media thread. The first post, from “sfanimalcareandcontrol,” warns that a mountain lion has been spotted near Lafayette Park in San Francisco and tells people: “If you see a mountain lion pick up children, keep dogs on leash and back away slowly – do not run. If it approaches – make yourself ‘big’, shout and throw something. Report sightings to SFACC: (415) 554-9400.” Below it, a user named “austinbennettwrites” comments, “A comma could’ve saved a child’s life today.” Another user, “kevinfloerke,” replies, “Listen, we were busy leashing our dogs.”
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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First sip is cheerful. Spices are on top of - and it's pretty unmistakable - apricot.

#Beer #Review #Shiner #HolidayCheer
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Spoetzel "Shiner Holiday Cheer" Ale
I need some cheer. It's an overcast day, it's kind of cold, and I have to get myself in the mindset of the holidays. Will Shiner help me ou...
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February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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“Photo taken from behind on a snowy highway. A small green road maintenance truck is spreading salt, with snow on its equipment. On the back of the truck, white lettering reads ‘CTRL-SALT-DELETE,’ a joke referencing the computer command ‘Ctrl-Alt-Delete.’ Other cars drive ahead on a wintery roadway.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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They appear to be in a part of Knoxville that has a very high ratio of breweries to buildings.

#Beer #Review #PaperCrowns #Xül #Xul #IPA
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Xül "Paper Crowns" IPA
Hey, you guys remember when I last reviewed a Xül beer? Well, I didn't. They appear to be in a part of Knoxville that has a very high ratio ...
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February 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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“Four-panel meme. Top left panel says ‘Boomerang.’ Top right shows an older man outdoors mid-throw, winding up to throw a boomerang. Bottom left panel says ‘ang.’ Bottom right shows a wooden boomerang on a white background.
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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I'm not here to decide what the translation of words is, and I don't want to nitpick labels (more than I already do).

#Beer #Review #Hefeweizen #Weihenstephan
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Bayerische Staatsbrauerei Weihenstephan "Weihenstephaner - Hefe Weissbier" Hefeweizen
I don't want to complain about the length of names in the German tongue, but holy carp, that's a long name. Bayerische Staatsbrauerei Weih...
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February 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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It says that it was brewed with grapes and other stuff, and it was colored using fruits and veggies, so I can't wait to see what strange color we wind up with

#Ale #Review #Grape #NewBalgium
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New Belgium "Grape Fizz" Ale
I picked this up from the local beer store because it looked different. I then saw it at the local grocery store, so I guess this may just s...
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February 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Image showing part of an academic mathematics paper. In the main text, a proof is attributed to “T. J. Kaczynski,” with a numbered citation. Directly below his name is a footnote that reads, “Better known for other work,” subtly referencing that Kaczynski later became the Unabomber. Beneath the paper excerpt is a large caption explaining the joke: it says that before becoming the Unabomber, Kaczynski was a once-in-a-generation mathematical genius, and that citing his legitimate research is socially awkward, which led to what the author calls “the greatest footnote ever written.”
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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A vintage-style illustration of a smiling 1950s-era woman pointing to bold black text on a beige background that reads, “There is no plan to fix anything because the plan was to destroy everything.”
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Two-panel meme showing a man in an office setting pointing at a flip chart. In the first panel, the chart reads, “If they can suspend your rights because there is an emergency.” In the second panel, the man faces the camera with a slight smile, and the chart reads, “they will continue to manufacture emergencies.”
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Reel it in, laughbags! No one thinks this is funny, and I bet that includes you. It's dumb.

#Beer #Review #WhoDat #UrbanSouth #GoldenAle
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Urban South "Who Dat" Golden Ale
What? Okay, the "99% HUMIDITY" I'm sure is some kind of in-joke for the brewery. Is it funny? Well, maybe. I mean, it's not funny to me. But...
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February 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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I think I have probably had more nitrogenated beers in my life than I have had candy canes.

#Beer #Review #MilkStout #LeftHand
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Left Hand "Candy Cane Nitro" Imperial Milk Stout
Nitro? Who drinks a nitro beer when it isn't Christmas? Oh, wait. I mean candy canes. Well, I don't even eat those at Christmas. However, I ...
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February 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Screenshot of a social media post by user “daendeleon” that reads: “Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. ‘Well, obviously, I’m not happy’, he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, ‘So which one are you?’”
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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A side-by-side meme with two photos of a blonde woman. On the left, she is wearing light-colored casual clothing and walking outdoors with a young child; the image has overlaid text reading “PAMELA ANDERSON.” On the right, she is posing on a beach in a red one-piece swimsuit with hands on hips; this image has overlaid text reading “PAMELA WITHOUTHERSON.”
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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I don't have to lean in to smell it. In fact, leaning away doesn't really help lessen the aroma coming off of the golden beverage.

#Review #Whiskey #Whisky #Fireball #Apple
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Sazerac "Fireball - Blazin' Apple" Whiskey
I like apple. I like apple beverages. I even like apple whiskey , but can the known entity that is Fireball do an apple right? More importa...
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January 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM