Bhav Patel (Dodonerd)
@bhav.bsky.social
They don't know I'm a niche internet micro-celebrity in the fields of Analytics, Data and Experimentation. Specifically Product Analytics. Data Director at Huel
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Bhav Patel (Dodonerd)
@bhav.bsky.social
· Dec 21
Ho Ho Ho. Data Clause has come early. My post on writing SQL in Google Sheets got a lot of love so I've written a full user guide on using the Google Sheets query function. This post is written fo...
Ho Ho Ho. Data Clause has come early. My post on writing SQL in Google Sheets got a lot of love so I've written a full user guide on using the Google Sheets query function. This post is written for be...
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I've written a guide to using SQL in google sheets. It serves as a nice intro for anyone who has always wanted to learn but has been worried about breaking their data warehouse by accident haha. The link below is for the Linkedin Post that will take you to the post.
www.linkedin.com/posts/dodone...
www.linkedin.com/posts/dodone...
I'm quite happy living in my Data echo chamber. No one can hurt me in here.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'm quite happy living in my Data echo chamber. No one can hurt me in here.
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Yeah yeah… Solving critical UX problems is important, but have you tried injecting AI unnecessarily into all things a user touches in order to bloat everything out?
That’s where the money is.
That’s where the money is.
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Yeah yeah… Solving critical UX problems is important, but have you tried injecting AI unnecessarily into all things a user touches in order to bloat everything out?
That’s where the money is.
That’s where the money is.
Snowflake's Cortex AI might be my new favourite piece of tech.
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Snowflake's Cortex AI might be my new favourite piece of tech.
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Silicon Valley believes in critical thinking, just not when it threatens the monies.
New: Washington Post Executive Editor Matt Murray and HR Chief Wayne Connell tell employees to stay home for a zoom webinar ahead of “significant actions across the company.” Widely expected layoffs are scheduled to begin today.
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Silicon Valley believes in critical thinking, just not when it threatens the monies.
Help, I'm being forced against my will to spend more time thinking about AI
February 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Help, I'm being forced against my will to spend more time thinking about AI
Evaluating the data output of an AI model is basically the equivalent of wiping a baby's arse after it's taken a massive shit.
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Evaluating the data output of an AI model is basically the equivalent of wiping a baby's arse after it's taken a massive shit.
Trying to solve the time zone challenge with my team. We finally gave up and realised we needed a white board to visualise WTF happens when you try to build data flows in one time zone.
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Trying to solve the time zone challenge with my team. We finally gave up and realised we needed a white board to visualise WTF happens when you try to build data flows in one time zone.
Data people deserve love too.
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Data people deserve love too.
The more time I spend with product managers the more I'm convinced they are the least customer centric people in an organisation. In fact I would go as far as to say they are simply backlog centric.
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The more time I spend with product managers the more I'm convinced they are the least customer centric people in an organisation. In fact I would go as far as to say they are simply backlog centric.
My youngest started Beavers last week and his troop leader is called Grizzly Bear. There's something comforting about calling another grown man Grizzly Bear. From now on, please call me Grumpy Penguin.
January 28, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My youngest started Beavers last week and his troop leader is called Grizzly Bear. There's something comforting about calling another grown man Grizzly Bear. From now on, please call me Grumpy Penguin.
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New blog post introducing Causion - a web app for causal inference teaching and learning: pedermisager.org/blog/causion....
Introducing Causion: A web app for playing with DAGs | Peder M. Isager
Personal website of Dr. Peder M. Isager
pedermisager.org
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 AM
New blog post introducing Causion - a web app for causal inference teaching and learning: pedermisager.org/blog/causion....
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![Comic. [Person pointing to graph on wall, addressing two people – one with close-cropped haircut, one with shoulder-length styled haircut – seated behind a desk.] PERSON: By lowering the planned satellite orbit, we can reduce the size of the launch vehicle required. We can reduce costs further by eliminating the satellite entirely in favor of an aerial platform. Some equipment could be moved to a ground-based facility, reducing required aircraft time. Additional savings could be… [caption] I’m trying to get NASA to build a shed in my backyard.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibr5srobdfzld7ciekkd2s7icra7o4uix5pol3mlf3jmne5c5e7lu@jpeg)
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
We're so obsessed with winning, we completely forget how fortunate we are to even be taking part.
Anyways, so that's why we missed target this month.
Anyways, so that's why we missed target this month.
January 24, 2026 at 10:15 AM
We're so obsessed with winning, we completely forget how fortunate we are to even be taking part.
Anyways, so that's why we missed target this month.
Anyways, so that's why we missed target this month.
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Executives are more replaceable by AI, but they aren't ready for that conversation.
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Executives are more replaceable by AI, but they aren't ready for that conversation.
Decided my side hustle is going to be coaching senior execs to be more active on linkedin through humorous posts. Like a professional coach for people who need to become bigger wankers.
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Decided my side hustle is going to be coaching senior execs to be more active on linkedin through humorous posts. Like a professional coach for people who need to become bigger wankers.
Anyone needing a solid gym play list should try out the F1 movie soundtrack by Hans Zimmer. Its mental.
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Anyone needing a solid gym play list should try out the F1 movie soundtrack by Hans Zimmer. Its mental.
I got my first Brilliant ever! Huge day.
January 16, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I got my first Brilliant ever! Huge day.
Every now and then I watch The Hunger Games to remind myself that we already live in an us and them world and that we're all just tributes sacrificed for their entertainment.
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Every now and then I watch The Hunger Games to remind myself that we already live in an us and them world and that we're all just tributes sacrificed for their entertainment.
Maybe Thanos was on to something.
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Maybe Thanos was on to something.
I love the town I live in, but the residents have no sense of humour. Here is a screenshot from our towns whatsapp group:
January 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I love the town I live in, but the residents have no sense of humour. Here is a screenshot from our towns whatsapp group:
I met all the Shaun the Sheep today at Wrest Park! (
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I met all the Shaun the Sheep today at Wrest Park! (
This cartoon is so true
January 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
This cartoon is so true