Hooli
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Hooli
@bhooli.bsky.social
I'm Brian!
What about a GoFundMe for Healthcare? Not to pay each other's bills, but instead to pay off your senators and house reps to vote 'YES' on a universal Healthcare bill.
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
We asked you to wear a mask and you responded like people were being abducted or killed in the streets.
January 16, 2026 at 6:41 AM
More like FASTcism.
This is happening way quicker than Germany in the 30s.
January 11, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Can't wait for the 2027 NBA allstar game! Its Team Ja(y)len, #Brunson #Brown #Johnson #Williams #Duren, vs Team Spencertetokounmpo!!!
Watch out for #Luka vs the entire Wizards team! Also, Joe Mazzulla fights a clone of himself!

#NBAallstar2027 please watch...please.
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
How come we call shorts "shorts" but we dont call pants "longs"?
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I cant be the only person who wants to too see Collin Hanks and Chet Hanks switch every roll thye have ever played.
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
British singers, where do thier accents go when they sing?
December 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Right wing Christians think trans people shouldn't exist. Like bro, your God is literally trans bread.
December 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"Beat Bobby Flay" is NOT about line cooks doing MMA.
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I fucking hate #iykyk. Like bro, just tell me. You gatekeeping your dumb-ass bullshit only makes me not give a shit more. Tell me so we can talk about it, or shut the fuck up.
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Weeds is the gateway show to Breaking Bad.
April 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
April 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Celtics City > The Last Dance
March 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When you think about it, the #Cena heel turn was inevitable. Something like 650 kids died right after they met him. He's been a heel the whole time.
March 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
arstechnica.com/science/2025...

Someone is gonna make a beer called "you can really taste the pea-ness".
Scientists found a faster way to brew sour beer—with peas
The yeast cannot metabolize sugars derived from peas, thus promoting the growth of essential bacteria.
arstechnica.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Today in therapy, my therapist told me they were at my improv show this weekend. I did not extend an invite. It was by accident.

So long story short, now I need a new therapist.
January 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You think Jesus is bad at Peek-A-Boo, you know...cause of the stigmata?
January 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I do not like Trump at all. That being said, I would still loosen his tie and figure that neussy.
January 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We should all be sharing our resources. Who knows who you might help.
January 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Real Gs move in meat sauce like lasagna or whatever John Wayne said.
January 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
MAGA was the case that they gave me.
-Snoop in 2025
January 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sleep is just microdosing time travel.
December 25, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Miss my Danny Aingle.
December 5, 2024 at 4:16 PM
There's no law that says a dog can't be Secretary of State.
November 20, 2024 at 2:06 AM
There are TWO heads of the Department of Government Efficiency???
They are off to an amazing start.
November 14, 2024 at 10:35 AM