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Blake Hurtik

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Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · 1d

Just an absolute menace of a song.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 7d

Eternal.

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Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · 13d

Have still never witnessed a human as mad as Bo Pelini in the tunnel immediately afterward.

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Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · 18d

I was kinda thinking Uncut Gems x The Bear

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · 21d

All of my dad’s texts about Texas to me are “he sucks” almost exclusively regarding QB play

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · 22d

a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a pink shirt

ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a pink shirt

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Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Sep 10

Alt-Right/Rock Fest

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Sep 10

Really struggling to find a connective thread for this lineup. A true grab bag of bands and baseball Guys.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Sep 2

This is your brain on mediocre pre-WS champ Rangers.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Aug 13

Phil Maton is an Astros sleeper agent.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Aug 5

We're gonna have to add a sixth tool to the scouting reports: Whimsy.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Jul 29

Being a Neil fan is freeing. Like the opposite of being a Swiftie. You are under zero obligation or pressure to defend his work.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Jul 23

Animorphs: Angel-morphs

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Jul 21

Before. I appreciate the chance to calibrate expectations ahead of time. I'm often surprised both to the upside and downside.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Jul 21

You are not alone. Keep up the fight.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Jun 25

Same here. Let's call it a wash.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · May 29

No gifts for you, now go find a new gig.

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Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · May 27

Tim McDonald played the straight man to Hanks' court jester ass.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · May 25

Will Clank. Bobby Wilt. The list goes on.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · May 21

Dude this is literally worthy of "my life's work." This and your angry reader emails.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · May 18

Pretty sure that’s Bebop and Rocksteady from Ninja Turtles.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · May 18

Malkmus?

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · May 16

Trump watches “Escape from Alcatraz” and next day wants to tariff foreign movies and reopen the prison. Noem watches “Squid Game” and now this. It seems so dumbly uncomplicated.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · May 12

Attending a scrap metal recycling convention this week, of all things, and the Bananas CEO is the keynote speaker. It’s all just too corny.

Blake Hurtik @bhurtik.bsky.social · Apr 27

Pre-packaged fajita meat is really having a moment.

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