BadgerBeans
@bigbadbadger.bsky.social
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It/They/He/Badger
25 year old badger therian 🦡 Beta Mutt 🐶 Poly 🔥 Seahorse dad 🦸 Welcome to the art and ramblings of a genderfluid transmasc cryptid 💜💙💜
It/They/He/Badger
25 year old badger therian 🦡 Beta Mutt 🐶 Poly 🔥 Seahorse dad 🦸 Welcome to the art and ramblings of a genderfluid transmasc cryptid 💜💙💜
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BadgerBeans
@bigbadbadger.bsky.social
· Oct 31
I feel like since I'll be interacting with the online space again I should put some kind of disclaimer: I'm not going to be as active as I used to, it was terrible for my mental health. I'm still in a rather dark place mentally but I'm trying to claw my way back out of it. Please bear with me 💙
"Did you just strangle someone with strep?"
"... Yeah."
"... Yeah."
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Did you just strangle someone with strep?"
"... Yeah."
"... Yeah."
Jeeezzuuss the anti-porn BS has gotten to the point that I have to use a VPN to look at the inventory of a sex shop THREE ROADS AWAY FROM ME. How does that make any goddamn sense??
September 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Jeeezzuuss the anti-porn BS has gotten to the point that I have to use a VPN to look at the inventory of a sex shop THREE ROADS AWAY FROM ME. How does that make any goddamn sense??
The "chicken and the egg" question always bugged me. If you think about it for five minutes, obviously the egg would have come first. 'oh but you need a chicken to lay the egg!' NO YOU DON'T. YOU NEED A CREATURE CAPABLE OF CREATING A CHICKEN TO LAY THE EGG. Anywho thank you for coming to my ted talk
September 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The "chicken and the egg" question always bugged me. If you think about it for five minutes, obviously the egg would have come first. 'oh but you need a chicken to lay the egg!' NO YOU DON'T. YOU NEED A CREATURE CAPABLE OF CREATING A CHICKEN TO LAY THE EGG. Anywho thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Softness of the burrow 💛🍂🦡
July 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Softness of the burrow 💛🍂🦡
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Wolf Link is commanding you to pet him hard, will you say no to his petition?
July 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wolf Link is commanding you to pet him hard, will you say no to his petition?
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Pillow princess (1/3)
My part of an art trade with @vonepitaph.bsky.social
My part of an art trade with @vonepitaph.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Pillow princess (1/3)
My part of an art trade with @vonepitaph.bsky.social
My part of an art trade with @vonepitaph.bsky.social
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Blast from the past, re-upload.
Boz, Boz, Boz.
🎨 Anon - 2023
Boz, Boz, Boz.
🎨 Anon - 2023
August 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Blast from the past, re-upload.
Boz, Boz, Boz.
🎨 Anon - 2023
Boz, Boz, Boz.
🎨 Anon - 2023
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August 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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dude whatever *turns into a toon*
August 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
dude whatever *turns into a toon*
Baffling to me that I seem to be the only sauce-covered badger who understands the true meaning of saucy chaos 😤
Wife, sad because a game she wants me to play is long and chaotic
Me, six shots and two burritos deep: "Look at me. Look at the myriad of sauces upon my cheeks. Did that stop me for a second? No. All it did was enhance my experience and lead me to pursue another instance of such carnal enjoyment."
Me, six shots and two burritos deep: "Look at me. Look at the myriad of sauces upon my cheeks. Did that stop me for a second? No. All it did was enhance my experience and lead me to pursue another instance of such carnal enjoyment."
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Baffling to me that I seem to be the only sauce-covered badger who understands the true meaning of saucy chaos 😤
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A little gym teasing…
June 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A little gym teasing…
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June 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This badger has had an awful week, I beg you to send memes to ease my grumpy brain
June 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This badger has had an awful week, I beg you to send memes to ease my grumpy brain
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A visit to the spirit realm | Sometimes you just need someone else to help you.
You can see content like this earlier in my Patreon for just 2$! Link in bio
You can see content like this earlier in my Patreon for just 2$! Link in bio
June 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A visit to the spirit realm | Sometimes you just need someone else to help you.
You can see content like this earlier in my Patreon for just 2$! Link in bio
You can see content like this earlier in my Patreon for just 2$! Link in bio
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“Hey, where’d the cumrag go?”
Follow-up to the first Sly Cooper image ^^
Seems one of the boys wanted some alone time with the thief 💜
Comm for the ever amazing Saber!
Follow-up to the first Sly Cooper image ^^
Seems one of the boys wanted some alone time with the thief 💜
Comm for the ever amazing Saber!
May 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“Hey, where’d the cumrag go?”
Follow-up to the first Sly Cooper image ^^
Seems one of the boys wanted some alone time with the thief 💜
Comm for the ever amazing Saber!
Follow-up to the first Sly Cooper image ^^
Seems one of the boys wanted some alone time with the thief 💜
Comm for the ever amazing Saber!
Back in the gym and back on my testosterone so I hope y'all are ready for me to annoy you again
May 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Back in the gym and back on my testosterone so I hope y'all are ready for me to annoy you again
Wife, sad because a game she wants me to play is long and chaotic
Me, six shots and two burritos deep: "Look at me. Look at the myriad of sauces upon my cheeks. Did that stop me for a second? No. All it did was enhance my experience and lead me to pursue another instance of such carnal enjoyment."
Me, six shots and two burritos deep: "Look at me. Look at the myriad of sauces upon my cheeks. Did that stop me for a second? No. All it did was enhance my experience and lead me to pursue another instance of such carnal enjoyment."
May 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wife, sad because a game she wants me to play is long and chaotic
Me, six shots and two burritos deep: "Look at me. Look at the myriad of sauces upon my cheeks. Did that stop me for a second? No. All it did was enhance my experience and lead me to pursue another instance of such carnal enjoyment."
Me, six shots and two burritos deep: "Look at me. Look at the myriad of sauces upon my cheeks. Did that stop me for a second? No. All it did was enhance my experience and lead me to pursue another instance of such carnal enjoyment."
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YCHs that will be going up soon!
Keep an eye out! 💖
Keep an eye out! 💖
May 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
YCHs that will be going up soon!
Keep an eye out! 💖
Keep an eye out! 💖
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Suns out, guns out. Or in this case a bazooka!
April 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Suns out, guns out. Or in this case a bazooka!
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hes sooooo almost real again
April 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
hes sooooo almost real again
Woohoo, got this one three day weekend before hopping into another several months of the insane grind so I guess I'll see y'all whenever I see y'all
April 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Woohoo, got this one three day weekend before hopping into another several months of the insane grind so I guess I'll see y'all whenever I see y'all