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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 1h

I love the idea of them out on a space walk and one of them has a heart attack or something, and the other highly trained astronauts talk it out and the best they can come up with is, “I don’t fuckin’ know, call 911??”

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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 1d

I’m surprised it isn’t a statue of himself on top.

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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 1d

They’ve told me I’m going to inherit it one day, which scares me to death. I have no idea how I would store all those! Hopefully a problem for a long time from now.

Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 1d

You may appreciate this. My parents’ DVD/Blu-Ray library.

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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 1d

Damn you Skeletrex!!!

A large skeleton in front of a Ferris Wheel.

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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 3d

Jesus. Usually I can leave some room for doubt with claims like this, but that is 100% the same dude.

Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 5d

I read somewhere (so take with a grain of salt) that he was doing wind sprints in the alley behind the bar, and then the truck parked it blocked his route.

So maybe not just blackout drunk, but hyped up on coke or meth or who knows what.

Allegedly.

Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 6d

Okay I was gonna say, let’s not gloss over this.

Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 8d

a man talking to another man with the words you can 't do that behind him

Alt: a man talking to another man with the words you can 't do that behind him

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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 8d

In a lot of cases, yes. But then there’s also stuff like “The Stars My Destination” which is still an awesome read to this day!

Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 9d

What a coincidence, my girlfriend says the same thing!

Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 9d

Thank you. I’m in the renewable energy industry, but in the U.S. so I don’t know enough about that landscape in the U.K. to make an informed argument here. But just based on my general knowledge, those headlines were immediately setting off my bullshit detector.

Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 9d

It was so funny listening to the Bombcast when they all realized how much the meme was taking off. They were all so baffled, none more than Drew himself.

Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 10d

Disgusting.

Sorry, the temperature, not you.

Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 10d

Welp, cancelled my #GamePass subscription today. I’ve been an Xbox guy for 23 years and Game Pass specifically since the service launched. But that’s enough of that bullshit.

Nice job #Microsoft, you’re now actively driving away loyal long-term customers. Enjoy the AI collapse.

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TRG Movies & Entertainment @trg-commentary.bsky.social · 10d

Donald Trump, the supposededly US president, the adulterer in chief who screws pornstars... has declared atheists to be "terrorists". He does not believe in any god other than himself, but he does that to keep the religious nutcases on his side.

youtu.be/dJ9Zk4qcUUQ

Trump Declares Atheists are Terrorists

YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)

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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 12d

Still absolutely zero applause.

None of them seem happy about any of this.

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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 12d

Ah, there it is, the real reason for this charade. It's a soft purge.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12d

Trump: "I'm gonna be meeting with generals and admirals and with leaders, and if I don't like somebody, I'm gonna fire them right on the spot."

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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 12d

Yes, this is my favorite part of this thing. You can clearly tell his team crafted it with big breaks for applause, and he is getting absolutely NOTHING from that audience. You can feel the absolute disdain from them coming out of the screen.

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Big Dookie @bigdook.bsky.social · 12d

Is that what counts for trolling these days? 😆