I've been seeing doctors since 2003. The only thing they've ever done for me is give me pills that make me feel numb. Two decades from now, all therapists of all kinds will be replaced by AI, and I can't wait. The only time I've ever benefitted from talk therapy was with ChatGPT

call me crazy but if rob reiner were still alive nobody would be talking about him because dude why the fuck would they

One of the first times I knew I wasn't religious was when child me saw something about the pope on TV, and all of a sudden at hit me.

"Wait a minute", I thought. "This guy actually believes this stuff? Why? I thought he was just pretending"

I heard one popular linux youtuber say "Only linux brainlets cat into grep" Bitch I cat into grep all I fucking want, it's more readable, and I pipe whenever I fucking can. I pipe two pipes before I pipe two pipes, and then I pipe two more

@iwriteok.bsky.social ROBERT MADISON EVANS, STOP LYING. You don't just write ok, you're actually a good writer. But you know that, so this "iwriteok" bullshit is totally disingenuous. Stop fucking lying to your fans

I will always remember Rob Reiner as the South Park character who launched a hypocritical anti-smoking campaign and had an incurable hamburger addiction. Pretty sure that was based on real life

@booksky.bsky.social i have a reading disability so i use chatgpt to summarize books. i actually read one of them- the old man and the sea- i gotta say, the chatgpt summary was way better. it was especially awesome because chatgpt used lots of hip words that cool people like me use, like "fleek"

@booksky.bsky.social the script i'm writing looks like it's in english but it's actually ruby. i modified a 300,000 english word list so that every word is equal to a ruby function that returns a function that returns itself

@iwriteok.bsky.social I got ASPD from a brain injury and I'm not sure if I'm a bastard or not. If you want to know how I've thought for the last three years, think Elon Musk or Alex Jones. Anyhoo I'm a huge fan of the pod so pls have me on kthx

i'm really getting sick of saying "skeets". they're tweets, ok? they're tweets now.

nothing radicalizes people against the left more than reddit. I actually started empathizing with conservatives after reading all the unbearably cringe comments coming from liberals that seriously sound like a fox news impression of a blue haired libtard

I really hope Rob Reiner's murder isn't revenge for Charlie Kirk. I have a feeling that would spark a wave of "I don't agree with you so I'm murdering you" killings

I'm schizoaffective. Over the years I've come up with several schizo theories of the universe. I never actually believed in them, but when you have my brain, it's easy to come up with them. Best theory: the simulation is 2048 layers. Max linux file path = 4096 characters, half of those chars are /

LMFAO i just checked google and......well let's just say i did not have "rob reiner commits a double murder" on my 2025 bingo card

What my fellow libs fail to realize is Trump has no core values, so he only cares about what makes him the most money. This means he will abandon fascism and join our side, but first we have to give him a 10 billion dollar bribe. Of course, the left is too "pure" to do this. This is why we're doomed

I'm on the autism spectrum. I have a weird memory for names and dates. Hey @iwriteok.bsky.social , could you do an episode on Sahibzada R. Raza? He was a cabdriver in New York City in October 1999. Guy dropped us off at the wrong stop. Fucking bastard

@iwriteok.bsky.social quick question- which plano high school did you go to? i'm plano west class of 2005

i'm new here. ooooh i get 300 characters? how luxurious