in better news: sometimes he does my dishes while i do other chores and that's just like WOW okay okay?. hmm.m.mmm
June 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
in better news: sometimes he does my dishes while i do other chores and that's just like WOW okay okay?. hmm.m.mmm
brave dog on the 2nd floor window sill (gray treefrog??.?)
June 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
brave dog on the 2nd floor window sill (gray treefrog??.?)
just buy the god damn switch 2 man who gives a fuck (i'm still not gonna but like if you can and think you wanna you totally should)
June 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
just buy the god damn switch 2 man who gives a fuck (i'm still not gonna but like if you can and think you wanna you totally should)
i was gonna go to the gym but then I saw a headline and decided maybe a nice dark walk and air fried mini corn dogs at home w my nice dog is better
June 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i was gonna go to the gym but then I saw a headline and decided maybe a nice dark walk and air fried mini corn dogs at home w my nice dog is better
I've got a few in the tank so I'll just do 1 a day when I remember cool sounds good glad 2 be back holla at ur boi I miss u :3
June 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I've got a few in the tank so I'll just do 1 a day when I remember cool sounds good glad 2 be back holla at ur boi I miss u :3
HAAAAAAYYYYY (Killdeer picked a high traffic sidewalk spot for their eggs. They've all hatched + left the nest atp I guess..)
June 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
HAAAAAAYYYYY (Killdeer picked a high traffic sidewalk spot for their eggs. They've all hatched + left the nest atp I guess..)
Half my podcasts are stinkers this week :(
June 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Half my podcasts are stinkers this week :(
I decided "Company" was such a good musical back in college that I accidentally became Robert
May 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I decided "Company" was such a good musical back in college that I accidentally became Robert
keep going keep going keep going keep going it will all be okay in the end
May 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
keep going keep going keep going keep going it will all be okay in the end
that fucker told me to stop singing and I still wish he'd picked me
May 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
that fucker told me to stop singing and I still wish he'd picked me
aaaaAAAAAAH HHHHH (I'm fine)
May 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
aaaaAAAAAAH HHHHH (I'm fine)
aaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAA WHYYTYTYYYYYY
May 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
aaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAA WHYYTYTYYYYYY
someone check on me at about 10pm CST tomorrow pls
May 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
someone check on me at about 10pm CST tomorrow pls
50% fuckup 50% decent life choices I guess I'm doing okay
May 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
50% fuckup 50% decent life choices I guess I'm doing okay
im never the objective hottest in the gym
but i walk in feeling + knowing im eating these hoes up every.fucking.time
but i walk in feeling + knowing im eating these hoes up every.fucking.time
May 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
im never the objective hottest in the gym
but i walk in feeling + knowing im eating these hoes up every.fucking.time
but i walk in feeling + knowing im eating these hoes up every.fucking.time
i was bedrotting 4 out of 7 days a week less than 2 months ago - the times are changing immensely
April 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i was bedrotting 4 out of 7 days a week less than 2 months ago - the times are changing immensely
tomorrow, a nice boy will be picking me up to eat crab rangoon at a park near my work for my lunch break
April 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
tomorrow, a nice boy will be picking me up to eat crab rangoon at a park near my work for my lunch break
stealing k-cups is less environmentally conscious but overall ethically justifiable as well
April 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
stealing k-cups is less environmentally conscious but overall ethically justifiable as well
stealing toilet paper from work is always ethical
April 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
stealing toilet paper from work is always ethical
i did every housechore within ~ 5 hours today - i am truly unstoppable
April 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i did every housechore within ~ 5 hours today - i am truly unstoppable
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happy 420 to all who celebrate
April 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
happy 420 to all who celebrate
he is risen...aha.and by he i mean...my peanits
April 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
he is risen...aha.and by he i mean...my peanits
using a whole bench just to setup your phone for recording at the gym during rush hour - death penalty
March 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
using a whole bench just to setup your phone for recording at the gym during rush hour - death penalty