Bill in Portland Maine
@billinportland.bsky.social
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Creator, writer, and fussy star of "Cheers and Jeers" at Daily Kos since 2003, a productive period during which I've used every letter of the alphabet except one.
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billinportland.bsky.social
This big boy showed up a couple weeks ago, and is now a regular customer---breakfast, lunch and dinner---at the porch roof nut cafe. He has some minor issues with his sight, but gets around okay. And did I mention he's big? He's BIG.

Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to...Tank.
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Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th”

👉👉 nokings.org
billinportland.bsky.social
GREAT FUCKING JOB, VOTERS! THANKS FOR PUTTING THE NAZIS IN CHARGE AGAIN! BRILLIANT JUDGEMENT!
billinportland.bsky.social
Who's the guy on the right who can barely keep from laughing?
billinportland.bsky.social
Thanks to a generous gift by a porch roof cafe supporter, brunch at Billeh's now includes hazelnuts and pecans! Still all you can eat---outdoors or inside our grand sky palace---for only $4.95 plus tax. Bring the whole furry family! Take exit branch 2 off the third oak tree from the utility pole.
billinportland.bsky.social
"Psst! Agent McFluffy here with a message from Billeh at HQ: join us this evening for our legendary Friday edition of 'Cheers and Jeers' over at Dailykos.com. Post time is 7:15ET/4:15PT. That is all. I will now vanish like the wind. You never saw me, and I was never here..."
billinportland.bsky.social
Gonna be embarrassing when they come in third after Bad Bunny and the Puppy Bowl.
billinportland.bsky.social
"All y'alls gonna have to pry mah banjo from mah cold, dead hands..."
billinportland.bsky.social
She's almost 80.

This is beyond dumb.
billinportland.bsky.social
"Inch by excruciating inch, the predator stalks his unsuspecting prey. There is no warning, no negotiation, and nary a struggle...only a sudden, jarring flash of tooth and claw. In the blink of an eye, the hunter's mission is complete, and a well-earned nap awaits."
---David Attenborough
billinportland.bsky.social
The media could be reporting this as the four-alarm national emergency/scandal it is.

But no.
billinportland.bsky.social
Says David Waldman, conveniently omitting the fact that Republicans wipe the floor with Democrats when it comes to concepts of plans.
billinportland.bsky.social
What a good little Nazi Tim Apple turned out to be.
billinportland.bsky.social
Um...why can't he ORDER them to stand up for migrants?
billinportland.bsky.social
And he can throw his $1 Trump coins into the crowd. (Spoiler alert: he can't get them airborne for more than three feet.)
billinportland.bsky.social
This also seems to trouble no one in the media who might be in a position to inform the public that, sorry to break it to ya but your leader's brain is pudding.
billinportland.bsky.social
Grand Moff Tarkin had this same issue with The Emperor dozing off, and we all know how that ended...
billinportland.bsky.social
Always a moment for celebration when a baby (a bit blurry here...tis' a fast baby) finally gets brave enough to amble up to the window after watching the adults do it for days. This kiddo now gets it. And hopefully this is the beginning of a long friendship with the human almond dispenser...
billinportland.bsky.social
She's been a great governor. And...

This is pure vanity from an 80-year-old who doesn't want to let go of the limelight.

Sad.
billinportland.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk came to me in a dream and said "I leave all my money to you, Bill."
billinportland.bsky.social
Thanks for focusing on the most pressing issues of the day...