I solved a rubik’s cube for the first time today.

AP Bio is a lot of fun.

My girlfriend is fast asleep thanks to the calming effect of the new JonBenet Ramsey Netflix Movie. Meanwhile, I will be without sleep tonight because I guess I’m one of those weird people who doesn’t find murder movies relaxing.

I made hot chocolate with chocolate milk, and it was wonderful. Why is that powder even an option!?

I'm dumb and unqualified and I'm terrified I'm gonna be appointed to a cabinet position.