"Sucks to suck."

Actually, I suck to swallow (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

Chores and skencare got done today! I even exercised and got dirty Santa gifts set up

My partners are spending the night together, you know what that means:

Whole rotisserie chicken and true crime (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Finding out that when my bf eats something I'm allergic to I become allergic to his cum was not on my bingo card for 2024, but here we are. Throwing up cum and blood is not fun.

Hiring a scare actor to chase me triweekly so I can finally get into running

Tripping on Benadryl so I can seduce the Hat Man, brb

Me: why am I so tired?

Also me: *goes from exercising once a week to 3 times a week and enters a calorie deficit*

I wish all Lana Del Rey fans a very burn in hell today (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Transphobia has no place in the 4b movement. Every woman has the shit end of the stick. Lift each other up.

Finding out someone burned down Nick Fuentes' house just makes the season so much more cozy. Imma get a glass of egg nog and a blanket now <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Hey yall! Just wanna try promoting this new song my group made. If you enjoy punk, aggressive rap music, are anti fascist, then this songs for you
#music #musiciansky #punk #alternative #rap #hyperpop
open.spotify.com/track/5RwWZc...

You love to see it.

Having less rights than electric meat is crazy lmfao

I was in a horrible mood when I went for my walk earlier, but then two doggies came up to me and I petted them. I feel much better now (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Conservative women are slugs for salt and they don't even realize it. They're so preoccupied with impressing men who quite literally support a rapist that they don't realize that if it comes down to the mother or the baby they won't have a choice of life anymore. They'll die at their husbands will.

I think Art the Clown would fuck me instead of kill me bc I'm just built different

If you have a bf, ask him his opinion on the 4b movement. If it's negative, dump his ass.

"Your body, my choice"

Nah bro. My fart, your mouth.