𝔅𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔞𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔫
binbagjohnson.bsky.social
𝔅𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔞𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔫
@binbagjohnson.bsky.social
Strong tendency to fluctuate between profound wisdom and absurd nonsense
My body is still recovering from Don Broco on Saturday.

I'm Don Broken tbh 😄
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Happy birthday up there big man 🙌🏻💜 RIP Ozzy 🙏🏻
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The urge to reinstall Skyrim and leave society for 6 years 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I finished the mid season finale of Stranger Things. I'm saying nothing but HOLY SHIT!!!! I MIGHT HAVE A PANIC ATTACK 🤣🤣🤣
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
20 MINUTES LEFT OF STRANGER THINGS!!! MY BUM IS TWITCHING!!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ex-drinkers who are sober and thriving, how did you achieve that?
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I miss being young and stupid! Every day felt like an episode of Viva La Bam or a skateboarding promotional video.

A lot has changed since then, myself included, but it's not all negative. I like who I am a lot more but I miss the world and the vibes that got left behind.
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Chicken wings 👌🏻 That is all 😀
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Does it really have to be this cold? I haven't seen my penis in days 🥶🤣
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Wow, X is a drag. People could take a ray of light shining gracefully off a butterflies back and turn it into week long misery parade 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Covid got me feeling like ass so I'm just gonna be lazy af and build an unnecessarily large megatructure in Minecraft and be grouchy 🫠🫠
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
NF's new EP is insane 🔥🔥🔥
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Most people seem to prefer a social performance over a conversation and it's very sad.
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Monty Python predicted it 😂
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is social media getting more shallow and uninteresting or is my algorithm just poorly sick right now? 😂
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Plot In You were amazing! Currents, Cane Hill and Saosin were amazing! Spent the whole night in the pit and now I feel my age. Bruises everywhere. Got battered all over 😂 Amazing!
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm seeing The Plot In You, Currents, Cane Hill and Saosin tomorrow!! 🥳

Today is draaaaagging! 🙃
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
1000 days and I have mastered talking bollocks 😎
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My Most Played Artists of October:

1. Sleep Token
2. Zach Bryan
3. Don Broco
4. Gorillaz
5. Cane Hill
6. Phil Collins
7. The Plot In You
8. Parkway Drive
9. Fightstar
10. President
11. Currents
12. Type O Negative
13. Skindred
14. Kate Bush
15. Andrea Bocelli
16. Daft Punk
17. Stan Bush
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm still butthurt over last weeks traitors tbh 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to be friends with anyone as much as I want to be friends with Hiroshi Suzuki, the Japanese ambassador to the UK. I absolutely love this guy! 💜
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
MOSH PIT CAM! Skindred were unbelievable last night!! 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Got an extremely last minute ticket for Skindred last night! OH MY LORD! I am aware of my age 🫠
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Don Broco's discography is the best gym playlist since the soundtracks of the Rocky franchise 💪🏻😎👌🏻
October 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
After almost 2 weeks of uncertainty, the tests are back, and the medication is doing its thing. The boy is doing much better. He's no longer anaemic. The jaundice has really improved. His red blood cells are back at a much safer level. 1/2
October 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM