Denise
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25- reading, watching bb live feeds, perpetually writing a novel or something
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Good news friends: as of Monday, I will no longer be 25 🥳🥳🎉🎉
Somebody needs to ban me from adverbs.
January 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Somebody needs to ban me from adverbs.
Today, in the tradition of capitalism, I will be grading the promo emails I get based on how cheap their “birthday freebie” is. In last place is chipotle. This is a company with a $53 billion dollar net worth, and they have offered me a free side with their $20 burritos.
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Today, in the tradition of capitalism, I will be grading the promo emails I get based on how cheap their “birthday freebie” is. In last place is chipotle. This is a company with a $53 billion dollar net worth, and they have offered me a free side with their $20 burritos.
So I’m watching People We Meet on Vacation rn and I keep thinking “Emily Henry should write a book from Sarah’s perspective.” And then I realized that’s basically what Funny Story is #booksky
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 AM
So I’m watching People We Meet on Vacation rn and I keep thinking “Emily Henry should write a book from Sarah’s perspective.” And then I realized that’s basically what Funny Story is #booksky
Good news friends: as of Monday, I will no longer be 25 🥳🥳🎉🎉
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Good news friends: as of Monday, I will no longer be 25 🥳🥳🎉🎉
I’ve spent an ungodly amount of the last 24 hours in anger and despair over the state of this nation. I need to give my brain (and soul) a moment of peace.
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I’ve spent an ungodly amount of the last 24 hours in anger and despair over the state of this nation. I need to give my brain (and soul) a moment of peace.
We are not even a year in. Blatant acts of authoritarianism are being committed daily. Senators have been assassinated. Rights are regularly being threatened, stripped, and ignored. We are constantly on the brink of war. Innocent civilians are being killed. And nothing is being held accountable.
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 AM
We are not even a year in. Blatant acts of authoritarianism are being committed daily. Senators have been assassinated. Rights are regularly being threatened, stripped, and ignored. We are constantly on the brink of war. Innocent civilians are being killed. And nothing is being held accountable.
OR3 is about Happy Gilmore?
🚨Olivia Rodrigo shares a new photo of a golf cart with “The Album” written on it, teasing her new album this year.
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
OR3 is about Happy Gilmore?
Update on grad application anxiety: I have debated if I’m truly smart enough to be embarking on this at least 5 times this morning.
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Update on grad application anxiety: I have debated if I’m truly smart enough to be embarking on this at least 5 times this morning.
I have a meeting with a prof today for a discussion about grad school. It’s a terrifying prospect, actually. But I’m happy to be considering going in the first place.
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I have a meeting with a prof today for a discussion about grad school. It’s a terrifying prospect, actually. But I’m happy to be considering going in the first place.
The President Snow comparisons continue.
Trump to Fox & Friends on the raid that captured Maduro: "I mean, I watched it literally l like I was watching a television show. If you would've seen the speed, the violence -- it was an amazing thing."
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The President Snow comparisons continue.
Waking up to find we’ve once again committed war crimes and the actions are already being sane-washed.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Waking up to find we’ve once again committed war crimes and the actions are already being sane-washed.
What are the bloomfs doing for New Year’s Eve? I’m thinking minute-to-win-it games and making tier lists of the media I’ve consumed this year.
December 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What are the bloomfs doing for New Year’s Eve? I’m thinking minute-to-win-it games and making tier lists of the media I’ve consumed this year.
Putting spinach in my hamburger helper has legitimately Changed my life.
December 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Putting spinach in my hamburger helper has legitimately Changed my life.
Has she been cryogenically frozen for the last 21 years? She looks exactly the same 😮
December 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Has she been cryogenically frozen for the last 21 years? She looks exactly the same 😮
I regularly wonder if I’m just super chronically online or if everyone around me is also secretly in a somewhat niche fandom that spends 3 months of the year acting hyper parasocial.
do u ever think about how the people you know irl have internet lives you know nothing about...like they could have whole ass internet friends that you'll never know about...
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I regularly wonder if I’m just super chronically online or if everyone around me is also secretly in a somewhat niche fandom that spends 3 months of the year acting hyper parasocial.
I’m genuinely so devastated for her and her loved ones rn. I can’t stop thinking about how Mickey wanted to be a mom and she talked about it all the time on feeds. Genuinely no words.
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’m genuinely so devastated for her and her loved ones rn. I can’t stop thinking about how Mickey wanted to be a mom and she talked about it all the time on feeds. Genuinely no words.
This is so incredibly sad. Sending all the love to Mickey’s family and friends.
Big Brother 27 houseguest Mickey Lee has passed away at the age of 35 after suffering from a series of cardiac arrests, her family announced today on Instagram.
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is so incredibly sad. Sending all the love to Mickey’s family and friends.
I need one i of those tv shows that make it hard to go to sleep. I’ve gotten 30 minutes so far and had a strange lucid nightmare and I’m not willing to go back to bed.
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I need one i of those tv shows that make it hard to go to sleep. I’ve gotten 30 minutes so far and had a strange lucid nightmare and I’m not willing to go back to bed.
After a weekend being mostly unplugged, I got online this morning to some of the most devastating and dark sided news. What the fuck is going on?
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
After a weekend being mostly unplugged, I got online this morning to some of the most devastating and dark sided news. What the fuck is going on?
QOTD for bloomfs: what’s your fave kinda pie?
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
QOTD for bloomfs: what’s your fave kinda pie?
For the bloomfs who stick around during the off-season here’s a pic of me at my 13th birthday in my peak “it’s not a phase” phase.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
For the bloomfs who stick around during the off-season here’s a pic of me at my 13th birthday in my peak “it’s not a phase” phase.
Happy Bloomfiversary everyone (I know I’m a little late sorry)!
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy Bloomfiversary everyone (I know I’m a little late sorry)!