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I've been reading the Oz books by L Frank Baum as I got them for Christmas. The 6th one, the Emerald City of Oz, has the coolest races so far, like the Phanfasms, evil spirits who are so good at illusions it's unclear what they really look like.
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
So far Ozma of Oz is the best of the Baum Oz books but I'm curious about the remaining ones. Next it's Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz.
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
An ad for it as a concept, or an ad for how to get rid of it?
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's always nice when a game's trophies are more chill than the requirements to 100% it, in Scarlet Nexus I don't need to do all the grindy objectives like "Use Brain Drive 300 times" I can just get my characters up 3 more levels to finish the tech tree and I'll have platinumed it.
December 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Don't use a phone, you need a flared base.
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Started reading the L Frank Baum Oz books for the first time. The second one, the Marvelous Land of Oz, was rougher than Wonderful Wizard because despite the rightful ruler being a girl the whole subplot with Jinjur just falls into all the stereotypes about girls that were avoided in the first book.
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You think you have problems, my ass has Disney Plus installed.
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"A final fantasy game? At this time of year, in this type of console, localised entirely within your living room?!"
"Yes!"
"May I play it?"
"No."
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm trying to learn Indonesian and also trying to get better at 3D modelling although it's tough to have the energy sometimes.
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Auron from FFX, even when he's a guest star in Kingdom Hearts he dominates. My favourite exchange with him is "Don't you know who I am? I am the lord of the DEAD!" "No wonder no one wants to die."
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sandi Peggie is basically just cousin Mel from Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - "Oh no, absolutely nothing happened, I'm gonna sue!" She should find it impossible to ever find a nursing job again purely because she's a toxic employee who's known for suing her workplaces.
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
And of course the last law she passes exists only to fuck kids herself.
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hmmm... is the collective name for a celebrity family a constellation? Because it should be. Like the Osmonds, the Jacksons, etc.
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
That would have been funny though. "Your year in review!: You accidentally left clicked a link to a youtube video on the 7th November. I felt so special that day!"
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
We should have a free-for-all version where all fouls are allowed, just have it be Football Thunderdome.
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Any time you see a newspaper complaining about anything, just remember - Journalists are the dumbest people on the planet, second only to politicians, and often don't understand why things are done the way they are.
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Started playing Mystic Heroes on PS2. I've never seen this before - on the character select screen when you highlight someone to play as and hover over them, then run back into the circle's centre and start fighting the other characters so that you can see their playstyle. That's cool.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Lol at the Telegraph being all "Kier Starmer says 'racist rhetoric' bad for britain" - it's obvious from their stories that they have no problem with racist rhetoric, they just don't think it's bad for us. Same with that ex-BBC writer boasting about taking away children's healthcare.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
That couch is clearly made of bacon
October 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's funny that people were complaining about being punished for Non-Crime Hate Incidents - maybe try NOT being a hateful asshole?
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The guy in purple is your bad hip, about to act up when you take the first step.
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It's hilarious that one of the religious leaders so opposed to the new Archbishop is the one for Rwanda. Not surprising as they have the shittiest leadership. "Oh, a lesson in staying true to the bible from Mr 'My country's second google autocomplete is Genocide'"
October 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Whenever I'm in CEX I'm like "I've heard a lot of good things about this £60 new game that everyone is playing... wait a minute, what's this £10 ps5 game about a squirrel with a gun?" and then I have more fun with Squirrel with a Gun than I have with Assassins Creed Origins.
October 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Running into the guy who usurped your kingdom and being all "Nah, you can keep it. I made my own kingdom, and it's 3 times the size of yours. Sign my treaty and maybe I won't steamroll you. I will take all your best guys though. Consider that your apology for trying to murder me."
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I love the variant from Ni No Kuni 2 - "I'll unite the world, by TAKING OVER EVERY OTHER COUNTRY and putting them under my banner!"
October 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM