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Birbsai
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Henlo. They/Them, The Other Half to @niosai.com 🖤

I accept seed and sodie pop to fuel my hate.

If you know me irl, no you don't.

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Thankful for a four day, paid weekend with @niosai.com 🖤 10th Thanksgiving together, it’s crazy. I read him a poem I wrote about him to start the day. Now he’s air frying me pizza rolls for breakfast, then we’ll play Jeopardy and cook later. Very thankful for this man. 🖤🖤🖤
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“I’m sorry they’re bad” - @niosai.com to me after my team lost tonight. 🤡
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Anyways, Football
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November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’ve been dealing with some not so great health problems since June and finally saw a doctor today about it. What it confirmed: it’s not all in my head. What it didn’t: what the hell is the cause. My doctor essentially hinted that I need to go to the ER to hurry things up. 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know it’s probably been said a billion times at this point, but when Kendrick Lamar said “trying to strike a chord and it’s probably A-Minor”, it had to be the best delivery of an accurate insult ever. Drake is a piece of shit and a p*do. 🖤
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
No “Football” post today since my team doesn’t play until tomorrow. But for the fun of it:

Football
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November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My twin brother is incredible. He sees my inactivity on things like Discord and without addressing it, he spams me with messages and reminds me I’m still loved and wanted around. With my mental health being in the garbage because of my lack of medication, he really helps. I love him dearly.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
If my coworkers don’t like the dressing Nio and I made for the potluck tonight, I will lose my cool. It tastes so good.
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Days when it looks like this outside are the days I live for. Sitting in my car before work, windows rolled down, light crisp breeze coming through the windows, and no sun in sight. Chef’s fucking kiss.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I deadass convinced myself it was Saturday today and almost tried to sleep in. I’m so upset.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s that time of year where Niosai’s family traditions come out and I justify making dressing a week too early 🥲
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Anyways I saw a group of Birbs at a parking lot today and it made my day. Thank you.
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Clearsky.com is crazy, dude
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Probably gonna delete all of my accounts and then delete myself because haha fuck life 😎 I’m tired of living with severe mental illnesses bruh
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“And I might be okay, but I’m not fine at all.”
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Football
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November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My mom texted to tell me my sister in law (twin brother’s wife though estranged) was in a wreck with two of my nieces and she somehow made it about her unloading her dishwasher.

My mom is a character for sure.
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@niosai.com is currently taking his licensing exam for our work (I passed almost 2 years ago), and I’m STRESSING OUT. He’s gonna pass, I know it, but it’s a hard exam and I know he’s worried. But I believe in him.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So we lost to a 1-7 team (and a division game at that) after beating a 5-1 team last week. I hate it here.
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Football

And we better fucking win this game if we won somehow last week
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November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Where the fuck have I been?? There’s SEVEN Black Ops games now??
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dude I was talking shit to my friend about my own team, telling her we’d lose to her team today. We beat them. What the fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Football
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November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
So I guess I pass as young enough to trick or treat. My coworker, who is OLDER than me, told me she was going to get candy too if we were walking with these kids (both over 18 too btw), and I said fuck it. Well, I can confidently say at the ripe age of 30, I trick or treated.
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Who wants to gift me Battlefield 6 on Steam as a late birthday gift? 🥺

(This is obviously a joke…unless)
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM