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birdisnttheword.bsky.social @birdisnttheword.bsky.social · 5h

I tweaked an old joke…I’m writing a new movie. It’s a mashup of Legally Blonde and Saw. It’s called Reese’s Pieces.

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Anti-Fascist Collective… @wtafc.bsky.social · 1d

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birdisnttheword.bsky.social @birdisnttheword.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunately the Supreme Court said Donnie Dum Dum is a verrry special little boy who can do anything he wants.

birdisnttheword.bsky.social @birdisnttheword.bsky.social · 1d

But he always wins the Ignoble Prize. Should for forever.

birdisnttheword.bsky.social @birdisnttheword.bsky.social · 1d

If they did an Ignoble Prize, Trump would win every year.

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birdisnttheword.bsky.social @birdisnttheword.bsky.social · 1d

…and creativity, and compassion, and learning and…

birdisnttheword.bsky.social @birdisnttheword.bsky.social · 2d

MAGA isn’t allowed on Bluesky so this should be safe: To get into Antifa HQ they’ll ask “What’s your favorite gum?”, the correct answer is Ice Breakers

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birdisnttheword.bsky.social @birdisnttheword.bsky.social · 3d

For the United States, I’d say George Washington. However, FDR was the first to send troops to fight people called fascists. So idk, one of those two.

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birdisnttheword.bsky.social @birdisnttheword.bsky.social · 3d

If every Republican congressperson abandoned Trump today, I still think they should all be prosecuted for what they’ve done to perpetuate his lawlessness.

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