Birmingham Police Department
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I have fallen into the manhole once more! Will no doubt be rescued swiftly
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I have fallen into the manhole once more! Will no doubt be rescued swiftly
I’m going on the Kelly Clark’son show!!! I’m juggling!!!
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I’m going on the Kelly Clark’son show!!! I’m juggling!!!
I’m lusting!!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I’m lusting!!!
I’m white and today I’m doing a hunger strike
January 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I’m white and today I’m doing a hunger strike
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I know everyone says this but i actually am invincible in these sunglasses
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I know everyone says this but i actually am invincible in these sunglasses
Alt-J who is this band making music for
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Alt-J who is this band making music for
Darling you’ve barely touched your calories
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Darling you’ve barely touched your calories
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There’s a giant fucking bean behind you dear
January 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
There’s a giant fucking bean behind you dear
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This is not advice it’s the right stuff!
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
This is not advice it’s the right stuff!
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I don’t know the first fucking thing about dry cleaning
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I don’t know the first fucking thing about dry cleaning
Have never will never “watch for motorcycles”
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Have never will never “watch for motorcycles”
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Yapping dog on the airplane is so diablolical man please put this beast with the bags
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yapping dog on the airplane is so diablolical man please put this beast with the bags
The Birmingham Police Department stands with Toronto.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Birmingham Police Department stands with Toronto.
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if you give them an inch they'll take a chunk
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
if you give them an inch they'll take a chunk
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We need more movies where the dog dies
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
We need more movies where the dog dies
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This time next year I am hoping I am living in China
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This time next year I am hoping I am living in China
I’m never going to make my bed
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m never going to make my bed
Just saw a guy at the airport ask a TSA agent for his badge number
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just saw a guy at the airport ask a TSA agent for his badge number
I think there’s a monster outside bro
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think there’s a monster outside bro
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One of my officers is on speaker phone with his baby mama on the clock at Chipotle in Five Points South
March 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
One of my officers is on speaker phone with his baby mama on the clock at Chipotle in Five Points South
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I am filled with vigor. Until I am blue, I will try my best!
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I am filled with vigor. Until I am blue, I will try my best!