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RP Account of Janitor from the Kindergarten Trilogy// Writer is 25 years old and goes by Cyber // They/Them
Pinned
Name: Janitor

Occupation: Janitor

Age: Old

Best Friend: Mr Sweep (the mop)

The Janitor from the game Kindergarten is a nameless janitor with psychopathic tendencies and a tendency to get violent, especially when corrected about splling
Better him than that deserting bitch Linda!
A man who has nothing better to do with his life aside from taking Kidd to war.
No I don't live here

What do you take me for, Ms WibbleWobblers?
August 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
No I don't live here

What do you take me for, Ms WibbleWobblers?
Maybe—

. . . DO YOU LIVE HERE TOO?
Is that why I'm always hearing snoring when I'm cleaning at night?
August 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Is that why I'm always hearing snoring when I'm cleaning at night?
𝑨𝑷𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑳𝒀, alcohol is 𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀 flammable so my whole house burned down!

So that’s why I live at the school now!
August 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Wanna tell that to my Mop?
“ Still out of everyone running? Still closest to getting there .. “
July 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Go ahead and tell me you think I'd actually be worse than the buffoon that's in there now?
July 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yeah? And?
YOU’RE LITERALLY A PSYCHOPATH
I'd make a good president
July 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'd make a good president
July 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"I have no idea what you're babbling about kid, and I don't care

Now scram

I got stuff to do. Important hot guy stuff"
….

I am SO calling him that from now on.
What the fuck is a Beta Wart?
July 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
What the fuck is a Beta Wart?


You look like Xehanort.

Away from me you cretin.
Heh, I ain't even gotta guess. I know I'm a 10

I mean look at me, I'm sexy as fuck
July 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Heh, I ain't even gotta guess. I know I'm a 10

I mean look at me, I'm sexy as fuck
July 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"The hell is so good about it?"

"It's an Okay Morning at best!"
...good morning.
July 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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[GUESTIFORE AND THE PUPPETEER!]

Two of the aware characters that know they’re nothing but fictional.

This may contain existential crisis on your dashboard, so follow with caution! (Not really lol)
May 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
He returns to mopping... The sidewalk... With the wrong end of the mop
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Let's just say I had a big mess to clean afterward"
July 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You know what happened to the last kid who corrected me?
July 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Are you trying to correct me?
July 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Janitor's closets are for storing weapons, obviously
That is NOT what a janitor’s closet is for.

Ew.
July 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I thought I was gay once, turns out it was just gas
July 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Hehehehe, good one Ms FlippyFloppers
July 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Finally, something we can agree on
I’m about to get murder allegations

And they’re about to be true
July 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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October 22, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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The Emotion Manipulator and Experiment of the Foundation

Inkovi is a 5 year old child who just wants to play! She's the product of an experiment and has always been locked away so now that she's out, she wants to experience normal human things despite not being human.
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Here ya go. Have one a them monstermans that the kids are so into these days
June 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Because Janitor
June 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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"Welcome to Xentar's Lab for disease study!"

Following the failed attempt of trying to torture Xentar, Tauriel has gone under his control.

"I am fine don't worry! This is the dream!"

Now she is mind controlled, completely under Xentar's control. The perfect experiment
June 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM