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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 11h

Woof woof

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 17h

*Loona Blinks at a client who asked for a strange hit* im sorry you were killed by . . . a sea Monster?

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 1d

I really gotta stop showin humans the real me...

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 2d

Meh...

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 3d

*after a long bar fight with a bunch of mercenaries, loona stood up huffing and looking around to see if anyones left*

Fuck . . . I just wanted a fuckin drink

*Loona walks to the counter and swipes a bottle off the counter while the bar tender is hiding behind the counter*

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 4d

Hey you guys comin or what?

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 6d

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 6d

//spooky season everyone

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 7d

Bad is a nice way to say it, were fucked 6 ways from sunday

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 7d

Oh look heavens highest authority under god in hell

Excuse me while I book it to the nearest gluttony ring elevator

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 10d

*Loona groans frustrated as she plays crash bandicoot 4 on her VoxStation 5*

Damnit Tawna stop dying!!

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 13d

*Loona shifts into her human disguise on the TL*

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 13d

Ugh Boring day

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 15d

Halloween AU RP preview

*Loona comes back comes back through a portal from thr marvel zombies universe letting out a sigh*

Damn that got rough

*loona walks to her desk as there's a bite on her arm but she doesn't notice, she sits down at her desks like nothings wrong*

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 16d

No i cant fly

Lord Beerus @destroyergod7th.bsky.social · 16d

" . . . You do know you can fly right ?"

𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 20d

*Loona screams as she comes crashing to the ground with her slowly rolls over to get up*

Ugh . . .fuckin shit . . .

*She slowly stands up and pops her arm back into place as the sound of the hulk screaming from the distance could be heard*

I dont get paid enough for this shit . . .

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 17d

Sup

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 19d

*flops in the I.M.P Van after a mission*

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 19d

If @mercthemouth23.bsky.social was hired to go after I.M.P

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 19d

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 20d

Im up....

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 20d

*she shook her head*

Nope . . . no this is new, painfully new

Asmodeus @iamthesinoflust.bsky.social · 20d

You always come crashing from the sky Loona?

𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 20d

*Loona screams as she comes crashing to the ground with her slowly rolls over to get up*

Ugh . . .fuckin shit . . .

*She slowly stands up and pops her arm back into place as the sound of the hulk screaming from the distance could be heard*

I dont get paid enough for this shit . . .

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 20d

*Loona screams as she comes crashing to the ground with her slowly rolls over to get up*

Ugh . . .fuckin shit . . .

*She slowly stands up and pops her arm back into place as the sound of the hulk screaming from the distance could be heard*

I dont get paid enough for this shit . . .

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 20d

Some humans ain't bad company

Claire russel is fun

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 22d

*Loona slowly sits up in a wrecked bar and groans*

Fuck . . . my head is poundin

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𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 @bitchyhoundz.bsky.social · 22d

*in a human world park Loona stands there as squirrel girl is crying*

Ya scream at a human once and this happens . . . ive said far worse to moxxie . . .

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