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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 2d

Check for loot!

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 8d

I grieve with Chad Benson and his family. I hope they can get through these trying times without walking.

Is there a GoFundMe to fix the car, and maybe some 37 inch tires and heavy duty bumper guard? I'd hate to think they might have to live through a tragedy like this again.

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 24d

My lifted diesel truck has four wheels. Nissan Versas have four wheels. We are more alike than different.

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · 27d

That's why I still read Fark. It's barely social, so it's barely the worst place to be.

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Aug 19

Yea, a celebratory can of soup sounds about right.

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Aug 12

Yes, Babylon Bee is a wanna-be The Onion.

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Aug 2

@suburbanista.bsky.social

This is inspirational. Just think, we could park our F450s right next to the door! Plano really needs this.

kvia.com/news/busines...

Would you pay to park at the Outlet Shoppes at El Paso? Shoppers will soon have the option

CANUTILLO, Texas (KVIA) -- The Outlet Shoppes at El Paso will soon roll out 75 VIP paid parking spaces. "While the existing 2,000 regular parking spaces will continue to be entirely free for all custo...

kvia.com

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jul 30

Whoa! Whoa! Hold on there! Mass transit is cleaner and more fuel efficient than cars. Do you know how much coal I have to roll to make up for that?

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jul 30

I won't be happy until they put more parking spaces near the entrance. It's 2025! Why am I still walking more than 30 feet to get inside.

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jul 28

Oh c'mon, I want conspiracy theories! The crazier, the better! I'm sure you can work aliens from outer space into it somehow.

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jun 29

I would, but the neighbors know to hide when I'm running around with bolt cutters. They know what's up.

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jun 23

And a Happy Heat Dome to you, too!

See you at the Polar Vortex this winter! I'm bringing snacks.

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jun 15

Do you promise?

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jun 14

I don't even care if you did it, I'm blaming you anyway.

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jun 8

Maybe he should talk to his kid about turning wood into cheese, or something like that.

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jun 6

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Jun 1

I've seen sharper boffer swords!

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · May 28

A reporter is asking the entire GOP to make a promise that isn't in their best interest?

Somehow, Betteridge's Law applies here, too.

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · May 12

I'd invest in the growing market of online comic artists. It's going to the moon!

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · May 6

I hope they wait until Sunday evening to destroy the world. I have plans this Saturday.

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Apr 29

This is only the first of many. You'll be better each time.

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Apr 21

Let me know when you release the inflatable version. kthxbye.

bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Apr 11

As a DNS administrator, I can assure you it's the firewall.

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Apr 8

Thinking that you might have scrolled to read this comment makes me tingly.

(also, LMAO IRL)

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bitflip @bitflip101.bsky.social · Apr 6

Don't keep us in suspense. What's the challenge? Balance a ball on your nose for 10 seconds?

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