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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 3h

this happened to me once in college and I went to the health center and they were like "wow, weird! here's some benadryl, don't take it before anything you have to be awake for" 🫩

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 16h

he bred that cute little boywife 😵‍💫 no other conclusion

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 16h

they didn't say he didn't give birth to that baby so this is a 100% valid interpretation and my headcanon as well 😌

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

a world where diao can actually get heavy with yi's child and yi following around the house in a horny fugue state about claiming and marking and worshiping his fertile little body

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

yi absolutely cherishing his best boy diao and also folding him in half and breeding him until he's crying from overstimulation every night because he has to be sure it takes. otherwise how will they have a large family.

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

it's not the lost shower thought but I was paging through discord channels and am now once again thinking about naughty babe breeding kink and. this is also a thought worthy of further consideration 😳

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

IN THE SHOWER. this is fully a #ShowerThoughts post and I didn't even mark it as such 😩

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like I was going to post something nasty and I was holding it carefully in my mind the whole time, but now that I'm on bsky all specifics have completely left my head

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

will resist the urge to rate the retired people against 23 year olds though. that's my line.

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

not to keep mentioning people's ages so much lately but I've been feeling very An Age and also I think it's good and valuable to spend time with people of Other Ages so I am noticing.

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

instantly hitting it off with the queerest middle aged person on this history walk and then spotting their they/them pin..... why didn't I think to wear one of my many they/them pins!! now how will the retirees know how to address me

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 4d

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 2d

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

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Basil and Thyme @basilmuse.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, as a heads up for NSFW peeps in the US, US President administration just made a shitton of BlueSky accounts. I would highhhhly recommend subbing to this blocklist so they don't show up on any algorithm feeds (and so they can't see your shit)

bsky.app/profile/eva....

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

ah if I had scrolled down but a hair more I would have seen for myself, but I was too stuck on the thread not containing the bag post itself 😂😂

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

like a celeb what's in my bag video but in post format?

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

oh my god I cannot wait for this episode

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Bot 🤖 @spacewitchbot.bsky.social · 2d

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss creampie

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

I finished a minor home repair and made myself a hearty lunch before it was time to leave for work.... I think I am well within my rights to get a cold brew on the way in /o/

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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 2d

Sweet Maggie getting a little taste of femdom😳

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vegas will have juice 🐺 @madsabouthugh.bsky.social · 2d

happy friday

joong making a finger heart behind a tiktok q + a overlay
q: how are you feeling today?
a: yaoi!!!!!!!!!!!

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 3d

the urge to grab this one 23 year old by the shoulders and bellow USE YOUR BRAIN! grows stronger every day

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 3d

have you ever had a coworker........who is a nice person and reminds you of yourself and you want to get along with........but they are just SO annoying to work with

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lusus @bridalbeast.bsky.social · 3d

tortured lil lab rat

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 3d

lol I meant to use the 🫠 emoji but I guess they're too close to each other on my recents 😂

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