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𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?
18+ MDNI
18+ MDNI
"oh maybe we could do a yoga retreat..."
"Eat a leaf? What’s next, you gonna ask me to go to a yoga retreat and trade the Impala for a Prius?"
"but a little salad every now and then wouldn't hurt.."
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"oh maybe we could do a yoga retreat..."
"but a little salad every now and then wouldn't hurt.."
"My heart’s just fine, Sammy. It's been ripped out by enough monsters, I think it’s earned a little cholesterol."
"determined to get you to eat healthy who else is gonna care about your arteries?"
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"but a little salad every now and then wouldn't hurt.."
"determined to get you to eat healthy who else is gonna care about your arteries?"
"Damn right it is, you find me a better way to end a day of salt and burn, and I’ll buy you a salad."
"oh of course it's always about the pie"
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
"determined to get you to eat healthy who else is gonna care about your arteries?"
"oh of course it's always about the pie"
"Pie, Sammy, I’m talkin’ about the pie."
What nice things Deano? @sideofabullet.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
"oh of course it's always about the pie"
What nice things Deano? @sideofabullet.bsky.social
a man in a maroon shirt with the words this is why we dont have nice things
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January 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
What nice things Deano? @sideofabullet.bsky.social
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"...𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍."
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
"...𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍."
Sam let out a soft chuckle. "That's an interesting way to describe me"
"Valerie, come here for a second," Jude called out. "Give Sam a quick scan." Valerie stepped into the room. She wrinkled her nose and looked at her father. "Old books, gun oil, and holy water. He smells like a librarian who moonlights as an exorcist."
"I'd be interested to know about my smell, so yes."
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Sam let out a soft chuckle. "That's an interesting way to describe me"
"I'd be interested to know about my smell, so yes."
"I would assume so. I can have Nelly or Val sniff you."
"ah, so do you think I smell like books to others?"
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"I'd be interested to know about my smell, so yes."
"ah, so do you think I smell like books to others?"
"Oh. I wouldn't say it's a good or bad thing. It's just a thing."
"that I smell of books?"
January 27, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"ah, so do you think I smell like books to others?"
"that I smell of books?"
"is what a good or bad thing?"
"is this a good or bad thing?"
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
"that I smell of books?"
"is this a good or bad thing?"
"More than likely. This smell thing is...new."
"I'm guessing that I smell like a library because I spend half my life surrounded by books?"
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
"is this a good or bad thing?"
"I'm guessing that I smell like a library because I spend half my life surrounded by books?"
"Would old parchment be a more accurate description? You smell like a library, Sam. You smell like my mama without the spite."
"it fascinates me that you describe my smell being of old books, I'll introduce Victor and Dean whenever Dean decides to appear."
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"I'm guessing that I smell like a library because I spend half my life surrounded by books?"
"it fascinates me that you describe my smell being of old books, I'll introduce Victor and Dean whenever Dean decides to appear."
"Oh. No need for that. Victor would flip if I came home smelling like gun oil and cheep cologne. You. You're familiar and smell like old books, coffee and gun oil. He hasn't met your brother yet."
"oh I can always call him if you like" he chuckles softly.
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 PM
"it fascinates me that you describe my smell being of old books, I'll introduce Victor and Dean whenever Dean decides to appear."
"oh I can always call him if you like" he chuckles softly.
Snorts. "Dean things consist of the the triple B's. Burgers, Bullets, and Babes. I kind of miss the annoying little dude."
"dean? nah, he's probably off doing dean things"
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"oh I can always call him if you like" he chuckles softly.
"dean? nah, he's probably off doing dean things"
"Oh, you know, the usual. I've been alright. Heard from your brother recently?"
"no complaints, how are you?"
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
"dean? nah, he's probably off doing dean things"
Reposted by sᴀᴍ.
"I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely, and simply evil.."
Name: Michael Audrey Myers
Age: 28 (Immortal)
Alias: Michael Myers, The Shape, The Boogeyman, Myers, Mikey etc.
Short Bio: Everyone knows the boogeyman
Alignment: Pure Evil.
RT OR MEET YOUR END.
Name: Michael Audrey Myers
Age: 28 (Immortal)
Alias: Michael Myers, The Shape, The Boogeyman, Myers, Mikey etc.
Short Bio: Everyone knows the boogeyman
Alignment: Pure Evil.
RT OR MEET YOUR END.
September 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely, and simply evil.."
Name: Michael Audrey Myers
Age: 28 (Immortal)
Alias: Michael Myers, The Shape, The Boogeyman, Myers, Mikey etc.
Short Bio: Everyone knows the boogeyman
Alignment: Pure Evil.
RT OR MEET YOUR END.
Name: Michael Audrey Myers
Age: 28 (Immortal)
Alias: Michael Myers, The Shape, The Boogeyman, Myers, Mikey etc.
Short Bio: Everyone knows the boogeyman
Alignment: Pure Evil.
RT OR MEET YOUR END.
"no complaints, how are you?"
"You didn't startle me. How are you, Sam?"
"didn't mean to startle ya, hi Jude!"
January 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
"no complaints, how are you?"
"didn't mean to startle ya, hi Jude!"
"Oh, you too?! Hey, Sam!"
January 26, 2026 at 1:38 PM
"didn't mean to startle ya, hi Jude!"