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@bjanky.bsky.social
He/him 25 mdni
Pan and polyam
Nsfw account
Pan and polyam
Nsfw account
I'm cat sitting and this cat legit terrifies me
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm cat sitting and this cat legit terrifies me
You know your sleep schedule is fucked when you text your friend at 8 am and they ask why you're awake
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You know your sleep schedule is fucked when you text your friend at 8 am and they ask why you're awake
If you sit on the floor of a restaurant there's a special place in hell for you
October 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you sit on the floor of a restaurant there's a special place in hell for you
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I’m just so touchable, don’t you agree? 🖤💜
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m just so touchable, don’t you agree? 🖤💜
Survived my first christian wedding and my favorite question was "is the B short for Bartholomew?"
October 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Survived my first christian wedding and my favorite question was "is the B short for Bartholomew?"
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Therapy is expensive. boobs in mouth is free
September 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Therapy is expensive. boobs in mouth is free
I did what google says is a 45 minute walk in under 30 minutes. I feel sweaty and accomplished
September 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I did what google says is a 45 minute walk in under 30 minutes. I feel sweaty and accomplished
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Tonight at work I thought I'd have a chill night of just food running and now I'm bartending 😭
September 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tonight at work I thought I'd have a chill night of just food running and now I'm bartending 😭
My coworker (who obviously doesn't know) called me a puppy yesterday and I've never felt more clocked lol
August 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My coworker (who obviously doesn't know) called me a puppy yesterday and I've never felt more clocked lol
Didn't win the cocktail competition but it was very fun!
August 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Didn't win the cocktail competition but it was very fun!
The amount of math needed to batch a cocktail is killing me 😭
August 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
The amount of math needed to batch a cocktail is killing me 😭
Im super surprised that the new 'i know what you did last summer' is actually good
July 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Im super surprised that the new 'i know what you did last summer' is actually good
The restaurant industry is so goofy cause why does a man about my mom's age have full-on beef with me for no reason lol
July 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The restaurant industry is so goofy cause why does a man about my mom's age have full-on beef with me for no reason lol
I have almost watched every season of drag race at least once!!!
July 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I have almost watched every season of drag race at least once!!!
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being mutuals with someone is so interesting. we interact every day. i don't know your last name or even necessarily your first. i've seen your penis. i don't know if we're friends.
July 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
being mutuals with someone is so interesting. we interact every day. i don't know your last name or even necessarily your first. i've seen your penis. i don't know if we're friends.
I have beef with so many people/things today 🙃
June 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I have beef with so many people/things today 🙃
My job started doing karaoke and I wanna kms 😭
June 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My job started doing karaoke and I wanna kms 😭
I've been doing over 20,000 steps for the past few days and I wanna die 😭
June 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I've been doing over 20,000 steps for the past few days and I wanna die 😭
One of the guard members from the gay marching band I'm in put glitter on my face this morning and I still haven't been able to get it all off 😭
June 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
One of the guard members from the gay marching band I'm in put glitter on my face this morning and I still haven't been able to get it all off 😭
I can't believe i got interviewed (on camera) while wearing my "gods favorite transsexual" sweatshirt
May 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I can't believe i got interviewed (on camera) while wearing my "gods favorite transsexual" sweatshirt