Tony “Björkchop” Hastie🏳️🌈44/Married/Open/Chubby goofball🤪
@bjorkchop.bsky.social
Puyallup, WA
I’m what would happen if Cam from Modern Family, Andy and April from Parks & Recreation, Jack Black, and Miriam Margolyes had a baby together
I’m what would happen if Cam from Modern Family, Andy and April from Parks & Recreation, Jack Black, and Miriam Margolyes had a baby together
Did I just purchase new LR44 batteries for my book about different types of farts? Yes, yes I did. 🐖💨
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Did I just purchase new LR44 batteries for my book about different types of farts? Yes, yes I did. 🐖💨
I’ve already done it thrice times today! 🥳
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’ve already done it thrice times today! 🥳
Knowing these are selling online for upwards of $500 really does make my iced coffee taste much better!
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Knowing these are selling online for upwards of $500 really does make my iced coffee taste much better!
I like dicks and Kirby stuff
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I like dicks and Kirby stuff
I’m ashamed to admit we waited in line outside Fred Meyers for two hours for this thing. We were third and fourth in line and they only had FOUR in stock. It was reminiscent of the Tickle Me Elmo debacle in the early 90’s 🤕
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m ashamed to admit we waited in line outside Fred Meyers for two hours for this thing. We were third and fourth in line and they only had FOUR in stock. It was reminiscent of the Tickle Me Elmo debacle in the early 90’s 🤕
Such a criminally underrated album
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Such a criminally underrated album
This is beary funny 🤪
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is beary funny 🤪
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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If I won the Lottery/PowerBall, I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs….
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If I won the Lottery/PowerBall, I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs….
Even after SEVENTEEN years together, this is the kind of stuff my husband randomly sends me 🥰
August 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Even after SEVENTEEN years together, this is the kind of stuff my husband randomly sends me 🥰
LOL me 100% 😋
August 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
LOL me 100% 😋
I’ve never been afraid of getting older but the fact that I’m going to be 45 on Thursday is kinda freaking me out a little 😳
a close up of a woman 's face in a pink dress
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face in a pink dress
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’ve never been afraid of getting older but the fact that I’m going to be 45 on Thursday is kinda freaking me out a little 😳
Easily one of the best stand up comedy sight gags ever 🤣
August 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Easily one of the best stand up comedy sight gags ever 🤣
This is hilarious for multiple reasons
August 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is hilarious for multiple reasons
Another reason I'm INCREDIBLY thankful for the fact that my husband is a manager for Alaska Airlines corporate security/safety🥳🍾🛫
Alaska Airlines continues international expansion with new flights to London and Reykjavik from Seattle, with a first look at our new global experience - Alaska Airlines News
We’re charting a bold new course across the Atlantic with the launch of two new nonstop routes to London Heathrow and Reykjavik, Iceland, from our growing global gateway in Seattle starting next sprin...
news.alaskaair.com
August 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Another reason I'm INCREDIBLY thankful for the fact that my husband is a manager for Alaska Airlines corporate security/safety🥳🍾🛫
Fun Fact: I was the original inspiration and prototype model for the My Buddy toy in the 1980’s 😜 (and yes that really is me)
July 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Fun Fact: I was the original inspiration and prototype model for the My Buddy toy in the 1980’s 😜 (and yes that really is me)
Is anyone else seeing stuff like this on TikTok shop? 😏
July 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Is anyone else seeing stuff like this on TikTok shop? 😏
July 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
LOVE my new shirt 😾
July 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
LOVE my new shirt 😾
I can’t remember the last time I was this excited over a small kitchen appliance 🥳
July 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can’t remember the last time I was this excited over a small kitchen appliance 🥳
IF YOU HAVE AN IPHONE, DOWNLOAD THIS APP IMMEDIATELY AND USE IT TO ANONYMOUSLY REPORT ANY ICE SIGHTINGS/ACTIVITY IN REAL TIME TO OTHER USERS WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS. #fuckice #fucktrump (right now it’s only available for iOS devices. Android would automatically require personal data collection)
July 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
IF YOU HAVE AN IPHONE, DOWNLOAD THIS APP IMMEDIATELY AND USE IT TO ANONYMOUSLY REPORT ANY ICE SIGHTINGS/ACTIVITY IN REAL TIME TO OTHER USERS WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS. #fuckice #fucktrump (right now it’s only available for iOS devices. Android would automatically require personal data collection)
Don’t let ChatGPT tell you it can’t create an original image because it would “violate policy” 😏
June 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Don’t let ChatGPT tell you it can’t create an original image because it would “violate policy” 😏
Just saw this on our way to dinner 🧐
June 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just saw this on our way to dinner 🧐