His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes
@bklynmichael42.bsky.social
Husband to a brilliant woman, father of a brilliant spectrum teen 🧩 grows in Brooklyn. "YES! THAT'S MY COW!"
CATASTROPHIC HURRICANE OF JOY 2025.
That wonderful/traumatic 6 weeks of the year when I celebrate the following:
Thanksgiving (this year x2!)
Hanukkah
Christmas
Wedding anniversary
New Years
Son’s birthday
I am blessed. I am also totally screwed.
That wonderful/traumatic 6 weeks of the year when I celebrate the following:
Thanksgiving (this year x2!)
Hanukkah
Christmas
Wedding anniversary
New Years
Son’s birthday
I am blessed. I am also totally screwed.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
CATASTROPHIC HURRICANE OF JOY 2025.
That wonderful/traumatic 6 weeks of the year when I celebrate the following:
Thanksgiving (this year x2!)
Hanukkah
Christmas
Wedding anniversary
New Years
Son’s birthday
I am blessed. I am also totally screwed.
That wonderful/traumatic 6 weeks of the year when I celebrate the following:
Thanksgiving (this year x2!)
Hanukkah
Christmas
Wedding anniversary
New Years
Son’s birthday
I am blessed. I am also totally screwed.
Reposted by His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes
Reposted by His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes
Y’know all those chess masters playing against computers? I would pay money to see a rap battle between Eminem and any LLM.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Y’know all those chess masters playing against computers? I would pay money to see a rap battle between Eminem and any LLM.
The first rule of *this* Fight Club is you absolutely must talk about the Fight Club.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The first rule of *this* Fight Club is you absolutely must talk about the Fight Club.
Freedom?
Democracy?
No, Blood for Oil!
Democracy?
No, Blood for Oil!
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Freedom?
Democracy?
No, Blood for Oil!
Democracy?
No, Blood for Oil!
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pete Hegseth one-gulping his third Bloody Mary this morning: “…..ah, fuck.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Pete Hegseth one-gulping his third Bloody Mary this morning: “…..ah, fuck.”
Wonder what happens to inflation when a large group of people move to the same local economy?🤔
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wonder what happens to inflation when a large group of people move to the same local economy?🤔
DOGE failed?
Disagree. While it failed spectacularly in its stated goals (efficiency! saving $!”), it was wildly successful in its actual goals: gutting the federal government of anything that seemed remotely “woke,” and letting a bunch of techbro grifters steal a metric shit-ton of data.
Disagree. While it failed spectacularly in its stated goals (efficiency! saving $!”), it was wildly successful in its actual goals: gutting the federal government of anything that seemed remotely “woke,” and letting a bunch of techbro grifters steal a metric shit-ton of data.
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
DOGE failed?
Disagree. While it failed spectacularly in its stated goals (efficiency! saving $!”), it was wildly successful in its actual goals: gutting the federal government of anything that seemed remotely “woke,” and letting a bunch of techbro grifters steal a metric shit-ton of data.
Disagree. While it failed spectacularly in its stated goals (efficiency! saving $!”), it was wildly successful in its actual goals: gutting the federal government of anything that seemed remotely “woke,” and letting a bunch of techbro grifters steal a metric shit-ton of data.
One can only assume @washingtonpost.com owner Jeffrey Bezos is also mentioned in the Epstein Files. Which would not be the slightest bit surprising.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
One can only assume @washingtonpost.com owner Jeffrey Bezos is also mentioned in the Epstein Files. Which would not be the slightest bit surprising.
“Loudmouthed Chicago woman” is a role model if I’ve ever fckn heard one.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Loudmouthed Chicago woman” is a role model if I’ve ever fckn heard one.
Reposted by His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes
“Testing?” No.
“Breaking,” Yes.
“Breaking,” Yes.
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Testing?” No.
“Breaking,” Yes.
“Breaking,” Yes.
Okay, now I need *more* news to take the place of this morning’s Nuzzi news.
Ew.
Ew.
too much news please stop please
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Okay, now I need *more* news to take the place of this morning’s Nuzzi news.
Ew.
Ew.
too much news please stop please
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
too much news please stop please
Reposted by His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes
DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do --
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
MAMDANI: Active perception check.
DM: ...that's a natural 20
MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>
Strumming MAGA’s pain with his fingers
Singing Trump’s life with his words
Killing him softly with his song
Killing him softly with his song
Telling his whole life with his words
Killing them softly with his song
Singing Trump’s life with his words
Killing him softly with his song
Killing him softly with his song
Telling his whole life with his words
Killing them softly with his song
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Strumming MAGA’s pain with his fingers
Singing Trump’s life with his words
Killing him softly with his song
Killing him softly with his song
Telling his whole life with his words
Killing them softly with his song
Singing Trump’s life with his words
Killing him softly with his song
Killing him softly with his song
Telling his whole life with his words
Killing them softly with his song
Y’all. I’m putting my money down on Mamdani expecting Trump to be Trump. And that he’s doing this with more than reasonable requests, while expecting the outcome.
IOW, chill out.
IOW, chill out.
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Y’all. I’m putting my money down on Mamdani expecting Trump to be Trump. And that he’s doing this with more than reasonable requests, while expecting the outcome.
IOW, chill out.
IOW, chill out.
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m thinking “Quiet, Piggy” might have some legs.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m thinking “Quiet, Piggy” might have some legs.
It’s easy to assume Trump’s Lawyer Barbie is just amazingly fckn dumb and incompetent, when she could actually be corrupt and intentionally trying to manipulate the grand jury.
But have you considered the fact that she may ALSO BE AMAZEBALLS FUCKING DUMB AND THREE LEFT FEET INCOMPETENT?
But have you considered the fact that she may ALSO BE AMAZEBALLS FUCKING DUMB AND THREE LEFT FEET INCOMPETENT?
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s easy to assume Trump’s Lawyer Barbie is just amazingly fckn dumb and incompetent, when she could actually be corrupt and intentionally trying to manipulate the grand jury.
But have you considered the fact that she may ALSO BE AMAZEBALLS FUCKING DUMB AND THREE LEFT FEET INCOMPETENT?
But have you considered the fact that she may ALSO BE AMAZEBALLS FUCKING DUMB AND THREE LEFT FEET INCOMPETENT?
Yes, and you should rectify that clearly wrong decision immediately.
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Yes, and you should rectify that clearly wrong decision immediately.
Consider me unconvinced.
The only reason ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ would sign this bill - which he didn’t actually need to sign; he could’ve just…released the files - is because the DOJ will almost certainly redact anything ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️-related because of, wait for it…”ongoing investigations” against Democrats.
The only reason ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ would sign this bill - which he didn’t actually need to sign; he could’ve just…released the files - is because the DOJ will almost certainly redact anything ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️-related because of, wait for it…”ongoing investigations” against Democrats.
! Chuck @schumer.senate.gov asks unanimous consent that the Senate immediately read and pass the bill to release the Epstein files, un-amended, "as soon as it comes over from the House." No objections. Motion succeeds. Bill is deemed to the Senate unanimously, will go to Trump to become law.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Consider me unconvinced.
The only reason ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ would sign this bill - which he didn’t actually need to sign; he could’ve just…released the files - is because the DOJ will almost certainly redact anything ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️-related because of, wait for it…”ongoing investigations” against Democrats.
The only reason ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ would sign this bill - which he didn’t actually need to sign; he could’ve just…released the files - is because the DOJ will almost certainly redact anything ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️-related because of, wait for it…”ongoing investigations” against Democrats.
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you’re quibbling about at what age a girl is too young to be sex trafficked, you’ve already lost the argument.
Also, you’re a lousy excuse for a human being.
Also, you’re a lousy excuse for a human being.
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you’re quibbling about at what age a girl is too young to be sex trafficked, you’ve already lost the argument.
Also, you’re a lousy excuse for a human being.
Also, you’re a lousy excuse for a human being.