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Dippy
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hibiclens, pepto bismol, etc.
the russian counterstrike streamer i watch twice a year has changed his style. he used to be a korean style e-boy and now he looks like david foster wallace and this feels like a significant global vibeshift,,,

although I am just one guy in Rhode Island
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
dogges utilize a system called "running". To achieve loc of motion
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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gentle fucking reminder, tender baby little thought tugging at your sleeve. "hey dippy hey dippy hey dippy." it's wrong to hit it
June 9, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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One girl said “it doesn’t matter if you ban a book because everyone can find that information online” and then I blew their minds by talking about how your search history can be monitored and sold to the government without your permission, but your library borrowing history requires a warrant.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
[to the tune of "Cherry Pie" by Warrant] She's my Ploughman's Lunch
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
oh my god why does it take five hours to make more than a thimble full of brown rice
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
what are the good Cher albums, pre-Believe? Sonny optional
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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you have soulless, lifeless A.I. creating fake bands making fake human music, and then you have Tame Impala, a real human making perfectly soulless and lifeless A.I. music
October 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
pokemon that only says "rhode island"
October 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
these days everybody's got their own weird little helmet
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
gulag for this guy and medal of honor for whoever invented the brand name Garden of Eatin'
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
stay safe meatheads
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you lose the bug freaks youve lost the future
October 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
its been about 5 months since my friend katie died. I feel like a soaked sponge but i am excited to celebrate her tomorrow with lots of people. if you knew her even remotely and can come out, i think its going to be really special
October 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
cars being rapidly losing their nutrients as soon as you drive them off the lot
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
2026 we're getting tensile and prehensile
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
living in rhode island inocculates you against 3-5 years of the future, but the future still fucking sucks
October 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
drove by an accident on the highway where the front of a rivian was all fucked up and the back of a small truck was mostly fine and the truck said "Bomco: Excellence in Metal Forming." too on the nose, feel trapped in a mediocre bit
September 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
scup for my real friends
scrod for my fake friends
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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the AI Girlboss Slopsquad is having Jenny Holzer Week
September 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the flintstones, a page right out of history
September 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
lmao. easiest click of my life
September 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
finally finished this commission after sitting on it for a whole year 😬
September 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
you ever have a song TITLE stuck in your head?

I'm at work saying Bird Dream of the Olympus Mons to myself in a soothing voice. I dont even really like the song
September 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
my allergies are jamaican me crazy
August 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM