Blaze J Bastardson
@blazejbastardson.bsky.social
Blaze J Bastardson is an Olympic Swordsman, Castrati Tenor, Professional Porn Star, Triathlete, Motivational Speaker and Author.
It is definitely not the pen name of some vaguely degenerate English oddball.
It is definitely not the pen name of some vaguely degenerate English oddball.
Pinned
This account is for the writings/musings of the greatest writer you've never heard of, I am Blaze's long suffering editor and I mainly do what he says.
The first story Mr Bastardson has informed me I will be plying for you is the ongoing saga of the very terrible and wonderous LADY-EYESHADOW!...
The first story Mr Bastardson has informed me I will be plying for you is the ongoing saga of the very terrible and wonderous LADY-EYESHADOW!...
I don't have a problem, I can stop whenever I want. I just don't want to.
This isn't even all of them, there's so many more.
This isn't even all of them, there's so many more.
December 8, 2024 at 10:20 AM
I don't have a problem, I can stop whenever I want. I just don't want to.
This isn't even all of them, there's so many more.
This isn't even all of them, there's so many more.
“Never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep...”
John Milton - Paradise Lost
John Milton - Paradise Lost
November 28, 2024 at 12:36 PM
“Never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep...”
John Milton - Paradise Lost
John Milton - Paradise Lost
"Just a (Ro)man searching for my (Visi)Goth Girlfriend."
November 26, 2024 at 8:14 PM
"Just a (Ro)man searching for my (Visi)Goth Girlfriend."
Alright, so, it's been about 8+ years since I did any form of public social media and even though I'm thoroughly lost, I'm pretty sure I'm in the right place as everyone's being nice to each other and yelling at/about the systemic injustices.
November 25, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Alright, so, it's been about 8+ years since I did any form of public social media and even though I'm thoroughly lost, I'm pretty sure I'm in the right place as everyone's being nice to each other and yelling at/about the systemic injustices.
So we're going to try the prologue again, this time at a better resolution...
The Saga of LADY EYESHADOW! A minor prologue:
The Saga of LADY EYESHADOW! A minor prologue:
November 21, 2024 at 11:48 AM
So we're going to try the prologue again, this time at a better resolution...
The Saga of LADY EYESHADOW! A minor prologue:
The Saga of LADY EYESHADOW! A minor prologue:
Reposted by Blaze J Bastardson
@realgdt.bsky.social I was wondering—is it still your favorite comic book panel ever? 🤔
It's not often, but if I had to recommend a comic book series or character for someone who has never read or can't seem to get into comic books, I'd 100% always recommend Hellboy.
Mike Mignola's writing and art style is simple, but impactful and meaningful.
#Hellboy #comicbooks
Mike Mignola's writing and art style is simple, but impactful and meaningful.
#Hellboy #comicbooks
November 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
@realgdt.bsky.social I was wondering—is it still your favorite comic book panel ever? 🤔
Having never had a twitter, I find I'm thoroughly foxed by the 300 character limit and despite the intention of using this platform to serialise Mr Bastardson's work, I find myself simply ADHD-ing and yapping. I promise I'll start the saga of LADY-EYESHADOW soon. Probably. Maybe.
November 19, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Having never had a twitter, I find I'm thoroughly foxed by the 300 character limit and despite the intention of using this platform to serialise Mr Bastardson's work, I find myself simply ADHD-ing and yapping. I promise I'll start the saga of LADY-EYESHADOW soon. Probably. Maybe.
#Promosky
Writing:
Poetry
Prose
History:
Dark Age Europe/Rome antagonists
Pre-Gunpowder weaponry
Wooden ships
Fantasy:
Any! Low magic+
(Feist, Tolkein, Donaldson)
Sci-fi:
(lo-fi, mostly)
BSG
Expanse
Comics:
Hellboy
Transformers
X-Men
Anything Doom
Psychology:
Mental health advocacy
Ally
Writing:
Poetry
Prose
History:
Dark Age Europe/Rome antagonists
Pre-Gunpowder weaponry
Wooden ships
Fantasy:
Any! Low magic+
(Feist, Tolkein, Donaldson)
Sci-fi:
(lo-fi, mostly)
BSG
Expanse
Comics:
Hellboy
Transformers
X-Men
Anything Doom
Psychology:
Mental health advocacy
Ally
November 19, 2024 at 2:02 PM
#Promosky
Writing:
Poetry
Prose
History:
Dark Age Europe/Rome antagonists
Pre-Gunpowder weaponry
Wooden ships
Fantasy:
Any! Low magic+
(Feist, Tolkein, Donaldson)
Sci-fi:
(lo-fi, mostly)
BSG
Expanse
Comics:
Hellboy
Transformers
X-Men
Anything Doom
Psychology:
Mental health advocacy
Ally
Writing:
Poetry
Prose
History:
Dark Age Europe/Rome antagonists
Pre-Gunpowder weaponry
Wooden ships
Fantasy:
Any! Low magic+
(Feist, Tolkein, Donaldson)
Sci-fi:
(lo-fi, mostly)
BSG
Expanse
Comics:
Hellboy
Transformers
X-Men
Anything Doom
Psychology:
Mental health advocacy
Ally
"We are, all of us, stardust... Held together by love, for an instant."
November 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
"We are, all of us, stardust... Held together by love, for an instant."
There's also going to be occasional interludes of historical degeneracy, I shan't apologise.
- Love Blaze.
- Love Blaze.
November 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
There's also going to be occasional interludes of historical degeneracy, I shan't apologise.
- Love Blaze.
- Love Blaze.
Blaze was the heir to a monkey boxing fortune. Unfortunately, due to his father's untimely death at the hands of Blaze's half-brother, Inferno (a monkey boxer), Blaze has to write for a living.
November 17, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Blaze was the heir to a monkey boxing fortune. Unfortunately, due to his father's untimely death at the hands of Blaze's half-brother, Inferno (a monkey boxer), Blaze has to write for a living.
This account is for the writings/musings of the greatest writer you've never heard of, I am Blaze's long suffering editor and I mainly do what he says.
The first story Mr Bastardson has informed me I will be plying for you is the ongoing saga of the very terrible and wonderous LADY-EYESHADOW!...
The first story Mr Bastardson has informed me I will be plying for you is the ongoing saga of the very terrible and wonderous LADY-EYESHADOW!...
November 17, 2024 at 2:28 AM
This account is for the writings/musings of the greatest writer you've never heard of, I am Blaze's long suffering editor and I mainly do what he says.
The first story Mr Bastardson has informed me I will be plying for you is the ongoing saga of the very terrible and wonderous LADY-EYESHADOW!...
The first story Mr Bastardson has informed me I will be plying for you is the ongoing saga of the very terrible and wonderous LADY-EYESHADOW!...
Abandoned in the desert by his parents as a baby for being too radical, Blaze was raised by coyotes, he was then abandoned by the coyotes and raised by mongoose.
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Abandoned in the desert by his parents as a baby for being too radical, Blaze was raised by coyotes, he was then abandoned by the coyotes and raised by mongoose.