Alright let's go see what the psychos on LinkedIn are up to
Oof ouch owie my psyche
Oof ouch owie my psyche
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Alright let's go see what the psychos on LinkedIn are up to
Oof ouch owie my psyche
Oof ouch owie my psyche
Slammy Slammerson slams the very concept of 'slamming' in his latest post on 'X'
February 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Slammy Slammerson slams the very concept of 'slamming' in his latest post on 'X'
Me manning the phone at the butcher: hello you've reached the flesh department
January 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Me manning the phone at the butcher: hello you've reached the flesh department
Let me slip into something more comfortable *boards a train*
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Let me slip into something more comfortable *boards a train*
You're telling me a frog went a courtin
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
You're telling me a frog went a courtin
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(telling someone my team is ahead of the curve) we're suckin on dicks that aint even hard yet
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
(telling someone my team is ahead of the curve) we're suckin on dicks that aint even hard yet
Leaving twitter 3 years after a Nazi bought it isn't exactly what I would call "brave"
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Leaving twitter 3 years after a Nazi bought it isn't exactly what I would call "brave"
Unc is short for uncouth btw
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Unc is short for uncouth btw
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he is so real i love this guy fr
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
he is so real i love this guy fr
Weightlifters be like
I'm going to add powdered milk to my regular milk to create Super Turbo Milk
I'm going to add powdered milk to my regular milk to create Super Turbo Milk
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Weightlifters be like
I'm going to add powdered milk to my regular milk to create Super Turbo Milk
I'm going to add powdered milk to my regular milk to create Super Turbo Milk
Buy the dip? The only dip you should be buying is the new NACHO CHEESE DORITOS RANCH DR PEPPER HATCH VALLEY GREEN CHILI with a touch of lime
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Buy the dip? The only dip you should be buying is the new NACHO CHEESE DORITOS RANCH DR PEPPER HATCH VALLEY GREEN CHILI with a touch of lime
You: I had to walk around a robot on the sidewalk :(
Me (intellectual): the sidewalks should be 2 robots wide
Me (intellectual): the sidewalks should be 2 robots wide
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You: I had to walk around a robot on the sidewalk :(
Me (intellectual): the sidewalks should be 2 robots wide
Me (intellectual): the sidewalks should be 2 robots wide
Alright which dumbass thought it would be a good idea to let companies buy each other
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Alright which dumbass thought it would be a good idea to let companies buy each other
Can I just shovel some businesses sidewalks and then invoice them
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Can I just shovel some businesses sidewalks and then invoice them
Remember when Takua put on the mask of light and went from 5'11 to 6'0
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Remember when Takua put on the mask of light and went from 5'11 to 6'0
Doctors are now using AI to prescribe opioids. Vibe Codeine they call it. Disgusting.
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Doctors are now using AI to prescribe opioids. Vibe Codeine they call it. Disgusting.
If I owned a shovel I'd help out with the sidewalks guys, sorry my hands are tied
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If I owned a shovel I'd help out with the sidewalks guys, sorry my hands are tied
Hey bozo my eyes are down here
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hey bozo my eyes are down here
Y'all think making building houses illegal resulted in fewer houses being built? Uh actually, moron, it's way more complicated than that and you're racist
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Y'all think making building houses illegal resulted in fewer houses being built? Uh actually, moron, it's way more complicated than that and you're racist
The stranger there among them had some ligma on his hip
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The stranger there among them had some ligma on his hip
The world needs more Luigi's. I only know of the 2 and think it's a cool name
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The world needs more Luigi's. I only know of the 2 and think it's a cool name
Twitter may have literal Nazis but somehow I don't hate it as much as LinkedIn
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Twitter may have literal Nazis but somehow I don't hate it as much as LinkedIn
Who up clipping they studios paint
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Who up clipping they studios paint
Wait what happened with Slick Willy?
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Wait what happened with Slick Willy?
Weird decision to release black ops 7 without first releasing black ops 3-6
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Weird decision to release black ops 7 without first releasing black ops 3-6