Men who drink black coffee have one task on this earth and it’s breaking hearts
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Men who drink black coffee have one task on this earth and it’s breaking hearts
Booked a flight to see a boy. What is wrong with me?
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Booked a flight to see a boy. What is wrong with me?
Get me out of Texas NOW
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Get me out of Texas NOW
pretty pretty butt, ugly ugly boy
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
pretty pretty butt, ugly ugly boy
Going to Dallas tomorrow. Who wants to play with my hair and give me forehead kisses?
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Going to Dallas tomorrow. Who wants to play with my hair and give me forehead kisses?
No more pole, only thoughts
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
No more pole, only thoughts
No I won’t shut up about them
January 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
No I won’t shut up about them
I am always so interested to see the lack of decoration that men are able to live with. There’s just blank walls and a couch.
January 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I am always so interested to see the lack of decoration that men are able to live with. There’s just blank walls and a couch.
When am I going to get the option to remove myself from close friends? Opening instagram to basically see hole is wild
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
When am I going to get the option to remove myself from close friends? Opening instagram to basically see hole is wild
not bad for a girl with no talent
Also shout out to @blockay.bsky.social for making sure I didn’t die. Kiss him too!
January 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
not bad for a girl with no talent
The people who take up two pieces of equipment at the gym deserve the eternal blue ball level of hell
January 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The people who take up two pieces of equipment at the gym deserve the eternal blue ball level of hell
Another Friday, another day of staring at dicks all day
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Another Friday, another day of staring at dicks all day
I missed the first hump day of the year. I fear I’m cursed with 6-9 years of bad luck and no man ever cracking me right ever again
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I missed the first hump day of the year. I fear I’m cursed with 6-9 years of bad luck and no man ever cracking me right ever again
This is the year of the butt plug
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
This is the year of the butt plug
Do I look big here?
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Do I look big here?
I really need a vacation this winter. Where are we going?
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I really need a vacation this winter. Where are we going?
I fear I have completely forgotten what my job is
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I fear I have completely forgotten what my job is
Was a good boy and got up for the gym before work
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Was a good boy and got up for the gym before work
Penis penis penis cock penis penis
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Penis penis penis cock penis penis
That man gave me weed but now I’m high and there’s no man
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
That man gave me weed but now I’m high and there’s no man