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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 1h

"She picked up a rock, and as she fell backwards the glass bridge broke! Enough is enough!"

Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 8h

It's not that I don't like tawny frogmouths, it's just that whenever I come across one I feel like I need to leave, like I'm ruining its day.

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 1d

Just watched a livestream of the Brisbane "March For Australia" and Katter was talking about burning parliament down, so I imagine all our politicians will all come out to condemn him like they did Lidia Thorpe...

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Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 1d

More tear gas, flashbangs and spray

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 1d

Antifa Frog Man 💚

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 1d

Some people split off to go sit by a fire, but I felt it was better to be up on Spring Street to yell at the fascists.

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 1d

This is a counter protest against the anti-immigration "March For Australia"

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 1d

They're spraying us. That's why they didn't want any masks today

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 1d

Just saw them tackle sometime to the ground for refusing to remove their mask

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 1d

The cops are terrified of masks today. They're grabbing people and yelling at them until they remove them.

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 2d

Just saw a grindr profile that listed their trips and instead of Melbourne dates and then Sydney dates or whatever it was "Brunswick 18th-24th, South Yarra 25th-30th" 💀

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10d

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Fahad Ali @fahad-s-ali.bsky.social · 4d

I’d like my state leaders to act in accordance with the Constitution of our Commonwealth, not that of Israel, thank you very much.

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 4d

I got swooped two days in a row by a butcher bird last week while riding my scooter. I stopped and took my helmet off so they could get a good look at me and now I've been scooting past every day with no swoops.

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 4d

Does this sign mean this ramp is about to become an entrance to Flinders St Station?

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 4d

I'm part of a rapidly shrinking minority of Australians who haven't met Rosie O'Donnell.

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 5d

I don't understand this joke, and it looks like Julian Hill doesn't have any trans people in his life.

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 7d

Happy Halloween 🎃

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 7d

Read another book!

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 7d

At the corner of Lonsdale and William I can see a whole bunch of people still wearing robes and silly wigs. PAX is over! Go home!

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 7d

More public art dedicated to fruit bats please.

Sculpture at Ross Reserve, Noble Park, of 3 fruit bats in a triangle, suspended by the tips of their stained-glass wings on 3 carved wooden poles.

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 8d

Welcome to Melboume, Australlia.

Shirts in a souvenir shop with obviously AI generated images printed on them.

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 9d

Bowerbirds, rosellas, and cockatoos have been eliminated, but you can keep their voices alive by voting for the lyrebird. Vote Lyrebird: Support diverse voices!

Australian bird of the year 2025: vote for your favourite #birdoftheyear in the Guardian / BirdLife Australia poll

From little penguins to (very big) cassowaries, every bird has its fans. Vote for your favourite in the 2025 Guardian/BirdLife Australia poll

www.theguardian.com

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Blonde Matthew 🦇 @blondematthew.bsky.social · 9d

Some people on tiktok ask if I'm Taitset when I make videos of Metro Tunnel stations, but if you listen to the credits of his latest video you can hear the stark difference between his voice and my gay one: youtu.be/Dvaiti87jyI?...

The Metro Tunnel Launch Plan!

YouTube video by Taitset

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Travis Jordan @grugstan.bsky.social · 10d

A young person died just days after the LNP make pill testing illegal.

There’s a good chance that if they could have had these pills tested, they’d be with us all today.

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 10d

Highly potent synthetic opioids found in teddy bear-shaped pills linked to a death in Queensland

Public health warning issued after drugs known as nitazenes detected amid move to ban pill testing * Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updates * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Teddy bear-shaped pills laced with synthetic opioids have been linked to a death in Queensland, triggering a public health warning about a group of highly potent illicit drugs called nitazenes. N-pyrrolidino-protonitazene and protonitazene were detected in toxicology and samples taken from pale yellow pills marked with the letter “Y” in the state’s south-east. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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