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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 8h

I knew a guy who would keep a spreadsheet of every little favor or snack he bought for his friends. He would periodically send fake cheery emails to them with screenshots of it demanding they pay back the money they "owed".

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 11h

from the simpsons: Mr. Burns smiling with a pink box covered in question marks

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 1d

idk if you know this but I have a magic box. I won't let you see inside it but if you give me a million dollars it will grant all your wishes.

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 1d

when my area got the COVID vaccine, the authorities put the official location as "where Benny's used to be"

we had to help some transplants understand what that meant.

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 1d

the other day I slipped into my accent a little while giving directions to a tourist. to make it more authentic?

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 1d

it's funny when someone's novel experience is your "going to the post office"

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 1d

born the same year as the first color newsreel

BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 1d

most consensual thing Jared Leto has ever been involved with

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 1d

how much could bus fare cost, 10 dollars?

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 1d

typing really fast on a keyboard and going "I'm in"

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 2d

I have a pet theory that people defend their cars so much because it’s the only third-space they have

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 2d

It feels like I could buy a place as a second home and go “eh, maybe I’ll rent it out” and it never would have occurred to me I’d have to renegotiate some special internet rate?

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 2d

throw everything in together on cold. if it dies it dies.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

Just a little cheat sheet in case you’re ever in need. Click here to see the 10 most important settings on your washing machine: nyti.ms/4q4EkTO

A graphic headlined "What Do All Those Laundry-Care Symbols Mean" shows you what different icons represent on clothing labels.

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 2d

circumcision is in this weird place where yeah I don't think we should do it but the ones who really care are the craziest weirdos

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 2d

it doesn't even do the things it's purported to do. it codes like shit it writes like shit

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 2d

I know the people in the replies don't read the article so to be clear: this is a problem for all of us who have to worry about getting hit with space garbage. not for musk. his satellites are expendable and are doing what they are supposed to be doing.

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 2d

right?

BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 3d

Me time Brent Spiner -replied- to me on Twitter. That’s like being best friends.

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll tell them this

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 3d

if only there was a way

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 3d

it's very funny to me that Brady joined a random NFL team and won a championship just to destroy Bill Belichick's reputation/life. pure weaponized spite

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 3d

my mom and her husband sleep with Fox News on. idk how that's even possible.

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 3d

i dont need to fucking impress you

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 3d

Trivial Fur-Suit

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BlonicYouth @blonicyouth.bsky.social · 3d

Widely known as “Porky”

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