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Blue Dream
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Parody OC acc. for RP, +18 themes.
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"Illusions are the first of pleasures and the sweetest of drugs~"

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"Lupercalia..."
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
...Shit... TYRANIDS!!!
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
//Finally catched up with owed replies, thank you all for the patience.
a cartoon of homer simpson says whoo-hoo in front of a stone wall
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson says whoo-hoo in front of a stone wall
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February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"Hmmm, i dare say you must have quite a feud with these people if you're willing to make an insult to them a way to call you."

Demons had a different notion of feud, far more violent and bloody... words could be cheap talk compared to devastation.
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Opulence is not practical for someone whose specialty are stealth and terror tactics.

It gets in the way.

As for functionality, more mobile, more practical, more advanced... there's limits to my technology and magics, and dare i say i'm nearing the limit of how far i can go.
It is certainly slimmed down somewhat.

Although, there is no harm in implementing a little opulence. It allows one to make an entrance, which serves some purpose.

I presume it functions better?
Yes.

And sorta... is an upgrade...

My previous one had to compromise components and pauldrons were limitating in mobility.

Additional aesthetic horn on the helmet served no practical purpose.

Thus, new right hand gauntlet, new pauldrons, new helmet... upgraded alloys, enhanced cybernetics.
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
"If it exists... then something can eat it... but the only things i believe could present a fight to its capacity of adaptation are equally if not more dangerous... except for one...

But if it goes wrong... the flood would become a weapon capable of transmitting diseases wherever it goes."
"I do not believe there will be a [natural predator] for the Flood. The creature is suspected to be an abhorrent creation, or derivative, of the Precursors.

How true this is, I do not know. Events are often buried deep and so verification can be nigh impossible."
"...And it's also a weakness, if it's all a clone then if we discover a fundamental core of its gene we can devise its natural predator. And let the Flood be consumed and erased."

Brutally natural yes, and theoretical only but a lovely thought.
February 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"Understandable."

He used to be the same... is... impractical.

"I know of something that might help to change that tho', if you're willing to lend an ear to a devil's wisdom... deem yourself a tool for your work, helps to program the mind to do some tasks."
“Understandable. I cook from time to time, though my work keeps me occupied.”

It’s not stuff she has to do, it’s more like she gets too into creating things… So much that she forgets to take care of herself sometimes.
"Yup, i cook the vast majority of my meals... there's only a handful of things i won't cook openly or won't try and those things are things i simply have not the skill to make... nor the adventure to work with."

And he could name examples.
February 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"What the fu-"
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Yes.

And sorta... is an upgrade...

My previous one had to compromise components and pauldrons were limitating in mobility.

Additional aesthetic horn on the helmet served no practical purpose.

Thus, new right hand gauntlet, new pauldrons, new helmet... upgraded alloys, enhanced cybernetics.
Ah, I see. Of course it is in relation to intimacy. Humans...

A new combat-skin, hm?
Little something called Masochism.

Worry not...

-He's parading his new armor.-
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Little something called Masochism.

Worry not...

-He's parading his new armor.-
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Crowned in Shadows.
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
"Yup, i cook the vast majority of my meals... there's only a handful of things i won't cook openly or won't try and those things are things i simply have not the skill to make... nor the adventure to work with."

And he could name examples.
She didn’t have a sensitive stomach, so she could definitely handle it. She was just sitting here enjoying the food…

“Make this yourself?”
He wouldn't say that he imagined it'd be ok.

Zonai diets apparently didn't differ much from humans.

So quesadillas with jalapeno outta be ok.
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Casually tanning leather made with the flayed skin of gangsters...

"..."

Pay no mind to the fact there's roughly 200 of them.

"...no?"
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 PM
He wouldn't say that he imagined it'd be ok.

Zonai diets apparently didn't differ much from humans.

So quesadillas with jalapeno outta be ok.
“For me? How thoughtful of you…”

She would happily accept the meal offer.
He offers... quesadillas.
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
He offers... quesadillas.
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
"Kadala manuša thaj lenge običaji."
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
"...It reminds me of the time a giant boar invaded my residence, i had a propperty with signifficant greenery around, this hog destroyed the greco-roman gardens, and ruined a few expensive black marble statues...

It was hard to commision a well made Venus de Milo in black marble."
"I would say they're more akin to 'mutant hogs', because at least President Buer's experiments are made with SOME kind of purpose.."
"Ah, so an online version of Chernobyl...

Lovely.

I'd ask one thing your highness, given the comparison, would you say the users of such are also like the mutant hogs of the place?

Or they would be more as the alleged experiments of President Buer?"
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"Ah, so an online version of Chernobyl...

Lovely.

I'd ask one thing your highness, given the comparison, would you say the users of such are also like the mutant hogs of the place?

Or they would be more as the alleged experiments of President Buer?"
"Imagine a horrible slop-filled social media platform with the most degenerate, most dopamine addicted folk with grass-touching aversion.. That would be Veddit, Helltok is WORSE."
⬅️Has absolutely no idea what Helltok is...
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"Liberating... you shed the human shape, you no longer age physically... age and disease cannot blight you. But to leave hell is difficult unless you're a crafty bastard.

Issue is that unless you are that crafty you'll have to return...

I for one don't need to."
ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ“Oh-ho, more or less the same as the ones I have, then, just not with the brainwashing. What is it like, then.ᐣ Being a demon.ᐣ”
ㅤㅤ
"Psychotic murderous zealots we call the murder pidgeons... not precisely smart, armed with melee weapons... higher ranking angels go from cannibal maniacs to horrid individuals who would justify genocide as god's will...

And it gets worse from there on out."

Indeed it would.
February 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
⬅️Has absolutely no idea what Helltok is...
"I do not care if it would 'bolster my public image'. I REFUSE to do ANYTHING having to do with HELLTOK of all social medias!!!!"
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
"Psychotic murderous zealots we call the murder pidgeons... not precisely smart, armed with melee weapons... higher ranking angels go from cannibal maniacs to horrid individuals who would justify genocide as god's will...

And it gets worse from there on out."

Indeed it would.
ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ“I doubt most version of heaven is purely good, in any world. Mine brainwashes the souls of their believers and turn them and their flesh into new angels, what about yours.ᐣ”

ㅤㅤ•° a drink would be nice right about now ...
ㅤㅤ
"Civilization?

You confuse such by simply put having royalty willing to skin the rest alive for the slightest perceived insult~"

Hell and Inferno weren't that different maybe, Hell only presented itself in a more clean way.

But beneath that mask laid the same brutality...

"Heaven is worse."
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 AM
"Civilization?

You confuse such by simply put having royalty willing to skin the rest alive for the slightest perceived insult~"

Hell and Inferno weren't that different maybe, Hell only presented itself in a more clean way.

But beneath that mask laid the same brutality...

"Heaven is worse."
ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ“Wow. That sounds way more civilized than what I have back home. Inferno has royal families and Queen Sheba has a right hand woman, sure, but there's barely any sort of law or order there ... not like Inferno needs it. A chaotic wasteland should stay as is.”
ㅤㅤ
"My hell has much more than just deadly sins... the deadly sins are hell's government, each over the seven sin named rings... with two more serving as their own domain where no other demon can venture and a prison for the most dangerous ones."

Nine rings with seven rulers.
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
"My hell has much more than just deadly sins... the deadly sins are hell's government, each over the seven sin named rings... with two more serving as their own domain where no other demon can venture and a prison for the most dangerous ones."

Nine rings with seven rulers.
ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ“Deadly sin.”

ㅤㅤ•° she repeated with a smile, a thought in her head, and a question.

ㅤㅤ“Your hell has sentient deadly sins in it.ᐣ Mine only categorizes demons to sins, not actual sin demons.”
ㅤㅤ
Revenge is what he does.

Some times for small things, and well, escalation for bigger things.

Right now he's considering how to stink bomb the house of a deadly sin... yes, that level of juvenile pettiness.
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
"Something veeeeery overrated."
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM