Ed
@bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social
Full Time Flaneur:
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
I’m not serious about this but it’s becoming more like the NFL.
The fact that corners nowadays are mainly about jostling players/keeper just below fouling irks me.
The fact that corners nowadays are mainly about jostling players/keeper just below fouling irks me.
There should be some weighting for goals from open play.
January 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I’m not serious about this but it’s becoming more like the NFL.
The fact that corners nowadays are mainly about jostling players/keeper just below fouling irks me.
The fact that corners nowadays are mainly about jostling players/keeper just below fouling irks me.
40 years ago apparently.
January 25, 2026 at 9:41 PM
40 years ago apparently.
I need another shower.
I’ve just cheered that goal.
I’ve just cheered that goal.
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I need another shower.
I’ve just cheered that goal.
I’ve just cheered that goal.
That wasn’t a goal of my lifetime and I’m bloody awful up front.
January 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
That wasn’t a goal of my lifetime and I’m bloody awful up front.
Some proper top tier football here.
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Some proper top tier football here.
Oh well, United are getting beat.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Oh well, United are getting beat.
There should be some weighting for goals from open play.
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
There should be some weighting for goals from open play.
“Not often you get to hold and study…” a pair of adidas trainers.
I love the Facebook algorithms showing me that.
I love the Facebook algorithms showing me that.
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 AM
“Not often you get to hold and study…” a pair of adidas trainers.
I love the Facebook algorithms showing me that.
I love the Facebook algorithms showing me that.
Somebody wants some affection but is too scared to pass the cat.
To be fair most dogs (and humans) are scared of my boy).
To be fair most dogs (and humans) are scared of my boy).
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Somebody wants some affection but is too scared to pass the cat.
To be fair most dogs (and humans) are scared of my boy).
To be fair most dogs (and humans) are scared of my boy).
Referees first game.
Did they want a VAR decision against him?
Fortunately he got to make the call
Did they want a VAR decision against him?
Fortunately he got to make the call
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Referees first game.
Did they want a VAR decision against him?
Fortunately he got to make the call
Did they want a VAR decision against him?
Fortunately he got to make the call
Licky lick and chill.
The dog is out so we’ve brought the bins in, washed bedding, had a licky lick and now settling for a nap.
The dog is out so we’ve brought the bins in, washed bedding, had a licky lick and now settling for a nap.
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Licky lick and chill.
The dog is out so we’ve brought the bins in, washed bedding, had a licky lick and now settling for a nap.
The dog is out so we’ve brought the bins in, washed bedding, had a licky lick and now settling for a nap.
Remember that period when people kept adding cheeky to directions?
For example, take a cheeky left at the lights.
Maybe it was just I was down south at the time. I just remember it irked me.
For example, take a cheeky left at the lights.
Maybe it was just I was down south at the time. I just remember it irked me.
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Remember that period when people kept adding cheeky to directions?
For example, take a cheeky left at the lights.
Maybe it was just I was down south at the time. I just remember it irked me.
For example, take a cheeky left at the lights.
Maybe it was just I was down south at the time. I just remember it irked me.
I couldn’t sleep so listened to a podcast with Derek Guy.
He talked about not realising at the time he’d be stuck with the username dieworkwear.
I feel his pain.
He talked about not realising at the time he’d be stuck with the username dieworkwear.
I feel his pain.
January 21, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I couldn’t sleep so listened to a podcast with Derek Guy.
He talked about not realising at the time he’d be stuck with the username dieworkwear.
I feel his pain.
He talked about not realising at the time he’d be stuck with the username dieworkwear.
I feel his pain.
This is far more entertaining than what I’ve been watching the last 90 odd minutes.
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This is far more entertaining than what I’ve been watching the last 90 odd minutes.
If City were my boyfriend I’d dump them.
Way too much fannying around and no real penetration.
Way too much fannying around and no real penetration.
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
If City were my boyfriend I’d dump them.
Way too much fannying around and no real penetration.
Way too much fannying around and no real penetration.
Remember Spurs away.
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Remember Spurs away.
Semenya checking the cooling off terms on his contract.
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Semenya checking the cooling off terms on his contract.
Same as last season and the last month.
You literally give half decent footballers those chances they’ll score.
I’m not dismissing the opposition as they still had to keep a clear head.
You literally give half decent footballers those chances they’ll score.
I’m not dismissing the opposition as they still had to keep a clear head.
January 20, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Same as last season and the last month.
You literally give half decent footballers those chances they’ll score.
I’m not dismissing the opposition as they still had to keep a clear head.
You literally give half decent footballers those chances they’ll score.
I’m not dismissing the opposition as they still had to keep a clear head.
Like a fan of the invisible man.
Alleyne is not really there.
(Only for those who saw the line up on TNT).
Alleyne is not really there.
(Only for those who saw the line up on TNT).
January 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Like a fan of the invisible man.
Alleyne is not really there.
(Only for those who saw the line up on TNT).
Alleyne is not really there.
(Only for those who saw the line up on TNT).
If Haikin has a bad game for Bodo I can see him going for a Sjong.
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 PM
If Haikin has a bad game for Bodo I can see him going for a Sjong.
Crikey…with a 5.45 ko I need to make a start on todays nap.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Crikey…with a 5.45 ko I need to make a start on todays nap.
That tie is horrendous Clive.
January 19, 2026 at 7:31 PM
That tie is horrendous Clive.
I’ve only left the house to walk the dog and food shop in nearly 2 weeks so £2.50 pints are too tempting.
Pop over to Insta for my influencer photos 😉
Pop over to Insta for my influencer photos 😉
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I’ve only left the house to walk the dog and food shop in nearly 2 weeks so £2.50 pints are too tempting.
Pop over to Insta for my influencer photos 😉
Pop over to Insta for my influencer photos 😉
Toejam & Earl, jammin’
The ‘tune’ I woke up to this morning.
The ‘tune’ I woke up to this morning.
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Toejam & Earl, jammin’
The ‘tune’ I woke up to this morning.
The ‘tune’ I woke up to this morning.