Blue Wizard
@bluewizardmusic.bsky.social
We are a 100% transgender two-piece darkwave/alt rock band from Everett, WA. We do songs about our bullshit dystopic reality and stuff.
Ask us about remixes and vocal features!
Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️ Free Palestine 🇵🇸
bluewizard.bandcamp.com
Ask us about remixes and vocal features!
Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️ Free Palestine 🇵🇸
bluewizard.bandcamp.com
Jerid Messa is basically a Pokémon rival who wandered into the wrong story
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Jerid Messa is basically a Pokémon rival who wandered into the wrong story
Homeboy has an army of teenage hackers doing his dirty work but calls US groomers
Ok, sure
Ok, sure
February 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Homeboy has an army of teenage hackers doing his dirty work but calls US groomers
Ok, sure
Ok, sure
Still don't like Chappel Roans music very much but she really proves what a piece of shit Taylor Swift is. Taylor has had the stage numerous times and never once used that platform to call oit inequity or injustice.
If you're famous, you have an obligation to lift up others. Swift has rarely tried
If you're famous, you have an obligation to lift up others. Swift has rarely tried
February 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Still don't like Chappel Roans music very much but she really proves what a piece of shit Taylor Swift is. Taylor has had the stage numerous times and never once used that platform to call oit inequity or injustice.
If you're famous, you have an obligation to lift up others. Swift has rarely tried
If you're famous, you have an obligation to lift up others. Swift has rarely tried
Both of us work in spirits retail, and I've been anticipating the inevitable bourbon glut for a few years. The economic repercussions of these tariffs are going to make it that much more amusing.
February 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Both of us work in spirits retail, and I've been anticipating the inevitable bourbon glut for a few years. The economic repercussions of these tariffs are going to make it that much more amusing.
There aren't very many blue states with notable distilleries, so this is going to have very interesting implications for the bourbon market
February 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There aren't very many blue states with notable distilleries, so this is going to have very interesting implications for the bourbon market
Not to change the subject by why does Ye look like an aging EBM artist
February 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not to change the subject by why does Ye look like an aging EBM artist
Just in case you thought they're not actually working toward something specific. Like, perhaps they just enjoy being mean or something.
Just a reminder. The plan is to delegitimatize us, make our existence a crime, and then imprison us. The end goal will either be to kill us, or work us to death.
January 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Just in case you thought they're not actually working toward something specific. Like, perhaps they just enjoy being mean or something.
Just a reminder. The plan is to delegitimatize us, make our existence a crime, and then imprison us. The end goal will either be to kill us, or work us to death.
January 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Just a reminder. The plan is to delegitimatize us, make our existence a crime, and then imprison us. The end goal will either be to kill us, or work us to death.
And on the other hand: beta-karatene.bandcamp.com/album/chains...
Chains of Worth (Single), by Beta-Karatene
1 track album
beta-karatene.bandcamp.com
December 8, 2024 at 10:27 PM
And on the other hand: beta-karatene.bandcamp.com/album/chains...
Thanks for 36 plays, everyone 😂
December 8, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Thanks for 36 plays, everyone 😂
In the breakroom at work, staring at our 2024 Spotify stats
December 8, 2024 at 5:51 PM
In the breakroom at work, staring at our 2024 Spotify stats
One of the best parts of being a 2-piece band is comparing our individual solo work and wondering how the hell we make this work.
For your consideration: LUIN - Sync 2.0
For your consideration: LUIN - Sync 2.0
SYNC 2.0, by LUIN
track by LUIN
luin.bandcamp.com
December 8, 2024 at 5:48 PM
One of the best parts of being a 2-piece band is comparing our individual solo work and wondering how the hell we make this work.
For your consideration: LUIN - Sync 2.0
For your consideration: LUIN - Sync 2.0
Peek behind the curtain of the new Blue Wizard: The Animated Series releasing directly to $1 thrift store DVD in 2025
November 16, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Peek behind the curtain of the new Blue Wizard: The Animated Series releasing directly to $1 thrift store DVD in 2025
"The implications are staggering," said Dr. LUIN in a statement about the discovery, "at this rate, customers may even be able to read price tags before 2034. I am optimistic about the future of customer service."
After 10 years of careful observation, researchers at the Grocery Store Service Desk are seeing early signs of sentience developing in the creatures known as "customers".
November 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
"The implications are staggering," said Dr. LUIN in a statement about the discovery, "at this rate, customers may even be able to read price tags before 2034. I am optimistic about the future of customer service."
After 10 years of careful observation, researchers at the Grocery Store Service Desk are seeing early signs of sentience developing in the creatures known as "customers".
November 16, 2024 at 4:39 AM
After 10 years of careful observation, researchers at the Grocery Store Service Desk are seeing early signs of sentience developing in the creatures known as "customers".
Everyone was talking about it at work today. If anyone was actually hoping Tyson was gonna lose, they certainly weren't speaking up. - L
November 16, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Everyone was talking about it at work today. If anyone was actually hoping Tyson was gonna lose, they certainly weren't speaking up. - L
Luin: "This song is basically done"
Kara: *does a cool guitar thing*
Luin: ........... we are starting over from scratch do that again
This is why we don't have an LP finished btw.
Kara: *does a cool guitar thing*
Luin: ........... we are starting over from scratch do that again
This is why we don't have an LP finished btw.
November 16, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Luin: "This song is basically done"
Kara: *does a cool guitar thing*
Luin: ........... we are starting over from scratch do that again
This is why we don't have an LP finished btw.
Kara: *does a cool guitar thing*
Luin: ........... we are starting over from scratch do that again
This is why we don't have an LP finished btw.
It's time to start picking some songs to get recorded for streaming. The problem is deciding what to focus on when you love them all so much???
November 15, 2024 at 8:49 AM
It's time to start picking some songs to get recorded for streaming. The problem is deciding what to focus on when you love them all so much???