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Blurmple
@blurmple.bsky.social
Just an 18+ artist that likes to draw and animate curvy, big, round stuff. Mainly inflation and growth related art.

Early, WIPs, and more on: patreon.com/Blurmple
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Booty VS Belly
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wii-nflated
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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🏖️Beach Bum🍑
🎙️VA: CherriettiVA
#sizesky
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Hex-y Lady.
The winner from October's poll!
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Things are getting pretty tight for me coming up to finals and the end of the year.
So I am opening up comms again!

I wont have many slots open at the start due to finals, but I might be able to keep it open for longer after its all finished.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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THANKSGIVING
BLACK FRIDAY
SAT + SUN
CALL!
CALL MASTERCARD, VISA, LET THEM KNOW YOU WON’T STAND FOR FURTHER CENSORSHIP

CALL AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, ALL FOUR DAYS!!!
#SaveSpeech

The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving
The lines are getting clogged from calls and Mastercard is feeling very pressured, they're looking into how to act in response. They're collecting information on callers to have a better understanding of who is calling in re the censorship issue
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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#SaveSpeech

with Black Friday being this Friday the 28th, this is the time to maximize the impact we can have via call campaigns

If you plan to participate in this call campaign, imo you should heavily prioritize calling Visa/MC as heavily as possible between the 27th and the 1st of dec
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Id you havent been calling your representatives about KOSA and other bills, NOW is the time to start doing so
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.

We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.
#SaveSpeech

Ana's situation has gotten more severe. This is blatantly targetted debanking and [extremely unfortunate] proof that these call campaigns are getting under paypros skin

Keep calling Visa and MC and demanding they stop discriminating against adult content!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Please continue to make calls to paypros, and advocate to your representatives that the discrimination and debanking we see from paypros needs to end!
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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www.badinternetbills.com#stop-csam

In addition to calling your reps, this website has both a lot of information explaining why these bills are bad/ why section 230 must be protected, as well as petitions to sign for each individual issue!

Signing petitions helps! Make your calls, sign petitions!
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Halloween special Morrigan
forgot to post here my bad gang 🥀
#Darkstalkers
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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ivy
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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get AKI'd dummy
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Looks like they stopped (for now)
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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That odd bounce house that just turned up out of nowhere must be really, really popular, because everyone who goes in.... 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑎𝑎𝑎𝑐𝑘~!

Just thinking about Aria in her jester outfit and having a little fun with it~
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Artwork by @blurmple.bsky.social

Luna getting some balloon blowback
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Velvet and Noir are having a lovely beach trip. Patreon reward for @jimjams25.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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A teaser of the Sophia expansion animation you can find on patreon.com/tailblazer for $5.
This really is a leap from our previous work. I'm so amped about how well it came together. <3

Enjoy!
October 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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The Clown Queen of the Ring and September's poll runner-up - Lola Pop! + Some extra sketches
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Catgirl Sona.

Nice to meet mew
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Last months winner! Suitably fitting for the season…
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Another little taste of the animation we put together! The motion really came along in these shots with the cleanup assistance of @jojrno.bsky.social . ^_^

You can see the rest of the animation on my $5 tier! patreon.com/tailblazer
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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"Huh? where's everyone at? did I show up at the wrong date or something?"

Says the colossal dork (me) who forgot that he's both absolutely gigantic and his curves might as well be mountains of flesh to that poor (lucky) ferry about to ram right into them

GORGEOUS COMM BY @chomperwhat.bsky.social!
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM