Duke B-Man of Smoochington
@bmantheentity.bsky.social
My YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@b-mansam?si=hdyVJ19zxOWTxUIC I make content on this website to direct you to my content on another website. Is this the life that you envisioned? It is for me!
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1,000 subscribers. To what end.
KEEP YOUR MOUTH AWAY FROM THAT MAN
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
KEEP YOUR MOUTH AWAY FROM THAT MAN
This government shutdown has been hard on all of us. I personally have been driving Uber on the side, working late nights, which has made me exhausted and negligent during my day job of charging Dick Cheney’s pacemaker.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This government shutdown has been hard on all of us. I personally have been driving Uber on the side, working late nights, which has made me exhausted and negligent during my day job of charging Dick Cheney’s pacemaker.
Imagine a world where this video is coming out
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Imagine a world where this video is coming out
In the shower discovering temperatures they haven’t even fucking invented yet
October 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In the shower discovering temperatures they haven’t even fucking invented yet
I lend my jewels to the Louvre for one fucking god damned French weekend
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I lend my jewels to the Louvre for one fucking god damned French weekend
Everyone who goes in for a minor offense has got to start saying they’re the head of antifa let’s make these deck jockeys ride baby
October 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Everyone who goes in for a minor offense has got to start saying they’re the head of antifa let’s make these deck jockeys ride baby
When I was pregnant I had Tylenol for breakfast lunch and dinner. I literally ate nothing else. I made Tylenol casserole, Tylenol lasagna, absolutely everything. And NOW they tell me that’s unhealthy? Fuck my chungus life.
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When I was pregnant I had Tylenol for breakfast lunch and dinner. I literally ate nothing else. I made Tylenol casserole, Tylenol lasagna, absolutely everything. And NOW they tell me that’s unhealthy? Fuck my chungus life.
RIP Robert Redford we could have boned
September 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
RIP Robert Redford we could have boned
1,000 subscribers. To what end.
September 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
1,000 subscribers. To what end.
Are we doing the Trump Is Dead memes here too or just on Twitter
August 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Are we doing the Trump Is Dead memes here too or just on Twitter
Just got served porn on the Bluesky feed for the first time. It feels like if Anderson Cooper showed hole in the middle of an interview with Chuck Schumer. This app was supposed to be boring liberal propaganda only.
August 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Just got served porn on the Bluesky feed for the first time. It feels like if Anderson Cooper showed hole in the middle of an interview with Chuck Schumer. This app was supposed to be boring liberal propaganda only.
Alright actually they didn’t like it for real
August 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Alright actually they didn’t like it for real
They banned me
August 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They banned me
Folks, I have done my part. Before the payment processors could take all adult games from Steam, I gooned to every last one. I’m entering a 6 month hospital stay but it was worth every minute.
August 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Folks, I have done my part. Before the payment processors could take all adult games from Steam, I gooned to every last one. I’m entering a 6 month hospital stay but it was worth every minute.
Talking to my child about drugs in 30 years:
And you know I did have fun at your age but now it’s just so dangerous, I mean the glue is 10 times stronger. You used to Hoover up an Elmer’s and be able to go see a movie.
And you know I did have fun at your age but now it’s just so dangerous, I mean the glue is 10 times stronger. You used to Hoover up an Elmer’s and be able to go see a movie.
August 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Talking to my child about drugs in 30 years:
And you know I did have fun at your age but now it’s just so dangerous, I mean the glue is 10 times stronger. You used to Hoover up an Elmer’s and be able to go see a movie.
And you know I did have fun at your age but now it’s just so dangerous, I mean the glue is 10 times stronger. You used to Hoover up an Elmer’s and be able to go see a movie.
They spent $100 billion on eye tracking tech to optimize ad placement just to find out that every time I open my phone I am in fact scrolling Instagram on an even smaller phone above this one.
August 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They spent $100 billion on eye tracking tech to optimize ad placement just to find out that every time I open my phone I am in fact scrolling Instagram on an even smaller phone above this one.
I had to come to Bluesky to become as Reddit as I could be.
August 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I had to come to Bluesky to become as Reddit as I could be.
Took 10 minutes to create this for a 4 second gag in a new video
August 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Took 10 minutes to create this for a 4 second gag in a new video
I am starting a new initiative called KILL MORE GAMES.
For too long in the gaming industry have online games been kept alive far after they should have been killed. My initiative ensures that developers integrate kill timers into their source code. I also want games to cost more.
Ask me anything.
For too long in the gaming industry have online games been kept alive far after they should have been killed. My initiative ensures that developers integrate kill timers into their source code. I also want games to cost more.
Ask me anything.
July 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I am starting a new initiative called KILL MORE GAMES.
For too long in the gaming industry have online games been kept alive far after they should have been killed. My initiative ensures that developers integrate kill timers into their source code. I also want games to cost more.
Ask me anything.
For too long in the gaming industry have online games been kept alive far after they should have been killed. My initiative ensures that developers integrate kill timers into their source code. I also want games to cost more.
Ask me anything.
Moving out of NYC because my even more socialist even more Muslim candidate didn’t win the primary
June 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Moving out of NYC because my even more socialist even more Muslim candidate didn’t win the primary
I did receive a community guidelines strike and a one week posting ban on YouTube.
June 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I did receive a community guidelines strike and a one week posting ban on YouTube.
Who is Zohar Momdommy
June 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Who is Zohar Momdommy
Saw Stephen Miller for the first time had to check my pants to make sure my nutsack hadn’t escaped
June 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Saw Stephen Miller for the first time had to check my pants to make sure my nutsack hadn’t escaped
If I post this enough on X do you think Grok will memorize it and cite it
June 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If I post this enough on X do you think Grok will memorize it and cite it