Beatrix Urkowitz ~
@bmfu.net
ignatz award-winning comics by and for evil women
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Beatrix Urkowitz ~
@bmfu.net
· Dec 17
"Porro the Hero" is the title of my new comic. it is a toxic lesbonic fantasy starring Nobelle, bowl-headed water-bearer of Queen Loo Verdant I. rest assured many terrible things will happen to her
once free of job 1, and having completed the obligations of job 2, i will resume my true passion: drawing indie comics for wokeoids that scare indie comic fans and wokeoids
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
once free of job 1, and having completed the obligations of job 2, i will resume my true passion: drawing indie comics for wokeoids that scare indie comic fans and wokeoids
on new year’s eve, i handed in my resignation to the post office. today will be my last day working at the post office
all views expressed on this account are my own and do not represent those of my employer :)
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
on new year’s eve, i handed in my resignation to the post office. today will be my last day working at the post office
Nobelle and Queen Loo would like to wish you a jubilant neu year; and Herr Voom hopes for your swift and total demise
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Nobelle and Queen Loo would like to wish you a jubilant neu year; and Herr Voom hopes for your swift and total demise
the next week or so will be quite stressful but after that, i will be happy. please look forward to when i am happy
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
the next week or so will be quite stressful but after that, i will be happy. please look forward to when i am happy
goddex bless us everyone 🎄 youtu.be/gSbIg12Zsec?...
Jim E. Brown - I Don't Want to Die On Christmas (Live from Luther's Mid-Fright Snack)
YouTube video by Sick Slice Studios
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
goddex bless us everyone 🎄 youtu.be/gSbIg12Zsec?...
working at the post office on christmas eve….she’s literally giving elf
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
working at the post office on christmas eve….she’s literally giving elf
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The Devil's come to collect His Due.
of the Devil - Episode 2 is now available.
of the Devil - Episode 2 is now available.
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Devil's come to collect His Due.
of the Devil - Episode 2 is now available.
of the Devil - Episode 2 is now available.
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my furry sex comedy MEATCUTE is pay-what-you-can til 2026! 🍖👅🐾 read it now at toycomputer.itch.io/meatcute
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
my furry sex comedy MEATCUTE is pay-what-you-can til 2026! 🍖👅🐾 read it now at toycomputer.itch.io/meatcute
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Got mine in the mail lmao
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Got mine in the mail lmao
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our lesboge for less than cost of sandwich
You should pay $3 just to admire the UI, but the Steam Winter Sale is on and you can play the whole game too, bonus!!
It has a 50-60% chance of making you gay, and that's a lot of value for $3
store.steampowered.com/app/836450/H...
It has a 50-60% chance of making you gay, and that's a lot of value for $3
store.steampowered.com/app/836450/H...
Save 80% on Heaven Will Be Mine on Steam
HEAVEN WILL BE MINE is a visual novel about making terrible life decisions in the midst of a hot-blooded battle between giant robots. Select one of three terribly behaved girls to fight and/or make ou...
store.steampowered.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
our lesboge for less than cost of sandwich
all hats have been shipped 😌 and it’s my birthday 😌 ty
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
all hats have been shipped 😌 and it’s my birthday 😌 ty
all hat preorders will be in the mail tomorrow….thank you for your patience, darling chasers 🙂↕️
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
all hat preorders will be in the mail tomorrow….thank you for your patience, darling chasers 🙂↕️
the worst part of my evening is after i have already had my big cookie. there is nothing left to look forward to……
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the worst part of my evening is after i have already had my big cookie. there is nothing left to look forward to……
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I quit the fuckin labor rights violating lemonade stand so now would be a great time to grab some stickers or prints or originals!
If you’re thinking about gifts you have until Monday night to grab originals or stickers in time! Prints are handled separately so they’re chill. maxds.bigcartel.com
If you’re thinking about gifts you have until Monday night to grab originals or stickers in time! Prints are handled separately so they’re chill. maxds.bigcartel.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I quit the fuckin labor rights violating lemonade stand so now would be a great time to grab some stickers or prints or originals!
If you’re thinking about gifts you have until Monday night to grab originals or stickers in time! Prints are handled separately so they’re chill. maxds.bigcartel.com
If you’re thinking about gifts you have until Monday night to grab originals or stickers in time! Prints are handled separately so they’re chill. maxds.bigcartel.com
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The publication Dummy Zine is apparently selling Mark Beyer tshirts to benefit Mark Beyer, a comics legend who is dealing with expensive health issues. www.dummyzine.com/category/hel...
Help Mark Beyer
Browse all products in the Help Mark Beyer category from Dummy Zine - Comics History and Authorized Merchandise.
www.dummyzine.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The publication Dummy Zine is apparently selling Mark Beyer tshirts to benefit Mark Beyer, a comics legend who is dealing with expensive health issues. www.dummyzine.com/category/hel...
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showing mom (from 2020)
November 20, 2024 at 6:30 PM
showing mom (from 2020)
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My humble birthday girl requests: play Angeline Era, tell a friend, blog about it, or write a review!!
In addition to art, did you know I was story lead? Angeline Era embodies so much of what I've chased over the past few years, from wildflowers to parties to Apocrypha to ancestry.
In addition to art, did you know I was story lead? Angeline Era embodies so much of what I've chased over the past few years, from wildflowers to parties to Apocrypha to ancestry.
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My humble birthday girl requests: play Angeline Era, tell a friend, blog about it, or write a review!!
In addition to art, did you know I was story lead? Angeline Era embodies so much of what I've chased over the past few years, from wildflowers to parties to Apocrypha to ancestry.
In addition to art, did you know I was story lead? Angeline Era embodies so much of what I've chased over the past few years, from wildflowers to parties to Apocrypha to ancestry.
has this true story i made up ranked on any comic-of-the-year lists? i hope not
this is hard, but i need to talk about something that happened to me. hopefully by sharing my story i can help others avoid a similar fate. 1/
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
has this true story i made up ranked on any comic-of-the-year lists? i hope not
incredible shit happening at @massmice.bsky.social rn. cc @evillittlebug.bsky.social @nthcircle.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
incredible shit happening at @massmice.bsky.social rn. cc @evillittlebug.bsky.social @nthcircle.bsky.social
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all views expressed on this account are my own and do not represent those of my employer :)
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
all views expressed on this account are my own and do not represent those of my employer :)
i will be tabling at @massmice.bsky.social this weekend….please come buy my comics this weekend….
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i will be tabling at @massmice.bsky.social this weekend….please come buy my comics this weekend….
jsyk i’m closing my shop friday. last chance to snag the hat i made up this true story about
this is hard, but i need to talk about something that happened to me. hopefully by sharing my story i can help others avoid a similar fate. 1/
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
jsyk i’m closing my shop friday. last chance to snag the hat i made up this true story about