Beatrix Urkowitz ~
@bmfu.net
ignatz award-winning comics by and for evil women
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Beatrix Urkowitz ~
@bmfu.net
· Dec 17
"Porro the Hero" is the title of my new comic. it is a toxic lesbonic fantasy starring Nobelle, bowl-headed water-bearer of Queen Loo Verdant I. rest assured many terrible things will happen to her
cons are still good for this….and bigc*rtel doesn’t seem to ask questions
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
cons are still good for this….and bigc*rtel doesn’t seem to ask questions
once free of job 1, and having completed the obligations of job 2, i will resume my true passion: drawing indie comics for wokeoids that scare indie comic fans and wokeoids
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
once free of job 1, and having completed the obligations of job 2, i will resume my true passion: drawing indie comics for wokeoids that scare indie comic fans and wokeoids
for all my gnashing of teeth i will miss that place in many ways….some of the loveliest people i’ve ever known….great union….physically satisfying work….i’d be happy there, if there weren’t so many other things i want and need
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
for all my gnashing of teeth i will miss that place in many ways….some of the loveliest people i’ve ever known….great union….physically satisfying work….i’d be happy there, if there weren’t so many other things i want and need
on new year’s eve, i handed in my resignation to the post office. today will be my last day working at the post office
all views expressed on this account are my own and do not represent those of my employer :)
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
on new year’s eve, i handed in my resignation to the post office. today will be my last day working at the post office
this is one resolution, i shall surely keep
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
this is one resolution, i shall surely keep
i made her boobs too small in this drawing….far too small….forgive me, my liege…..
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
i made her boobs too small in this drawing….far too small….forgive me, my liege…..
these awful individuals look forward to entertaining and confounding you this year in “Porro the Hero,” which will resume shortly
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
these awful individuals look forward to entertaining and confounding you this year in “Porro the Hero,” which will resume shortly
Nobelle and Queen Loo would like to wish you a jubilant neu year; and Herr Voom hopes for your swift and total demise
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Nobelle and Queen Loo would like to wish you a jubilant neu year; and Herr Voom hopes for your swift and total demise
my hungry ass wouldn’t last five seconds in maxmercy house
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
my hungry ass wouldn’t last five seconds in maxmercy house
the worst is over, but there is work yet to be done. my joy is yet forthcoming. until then, let us continue to lock in
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the worst is over, but there is work yet to be done. my joy is yet forthcoming. until then, let us continue to lock in
i love this kinda stuff
December 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
i love this kinda stuff
i highly recommend it if you want to read something that isn’t good
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i highly recommend it if you want to read something that isn’t good
the next week or so will be quite stressful but after that, i will be happy. please look forward to when i am happy
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
the next week or so will be quite stressful but after that, i will be happy. please look forward to when i am happy
goddex bless us everyone 🎄 youtu.be/gSbIg12Zsec?...
Jim E. Brown - I Don't Want to Die On Christmas (Live from Luther's Mid-Fright Snack)
YouTube video by Sick Slice Studios
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
goddex bless us everyone 🎄 youtu.be/gSbIg12Zsec?...
and not just because she is transgender
December 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
and not just because she is transgender
working at the post office on christmas eve….she’s literally giving elf
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
working at the post office on christmas eve….she’s literally giving elf
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The Devil's come to collect His Due.
of the Devil - Episode 2 is now available.
of the Devil - Episode 2 is now available.
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Devil's come to collect His Due.
of the Devil - Episode 2 is now available.
of the Devil - Episode 2 is now available.
Reposted by Beatrix Urkowitz ~
my furry sex comedy MEATCUTE is pay-what-you-can til 2026! 🍖👅🐾 read it now at toycomputer.itch.io/meatcute
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
my furry sex comedy MEATCUTE is pay-what-you-can til 2026! 🍖👅🐾 read it now at toycomputer.itch.io/meatcute
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Got mine in the mail lmao
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Got mine in the mail lmao
Reposted by Beatrix Urkowitz ~
Reposted by Beatrix Urkowitz ~
our lesboge for less than cost of sandwich
You should pay $3 just to admire the UI, but the Steam Winter Sale is on and you can play the whole game too, bonus!!
It has a 50-60% chance of making you gay, and that's a lot of value for $3
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It has a 50-60% chance of making you gay, and that's a lot of value for $3
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Save 80% on Heaven Will Be Mine on Steam
HEAVEN WILL BE MINE is a visual novel about making terrible life decisions in the midst of a hot-blooded battle between giant robots. Select one of three terribly behaved girls to fight and/or make ou...
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December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
our lesboge for less than cost of sandwich
all hats have been shipped 😌 and it’s my birthday 😌 ty
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
all hats have been shipped 😌 and it’s my birthday 😌 ty
all hat preorders will be in the mail tomorrow….thank you for your patience, darling chasers 🙂↕️
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
all hat preorders will be in the mail tomorrow….thank you for your patience, darling chasers 🙂↕️