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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 1d

Dead at 27 image, showing a bunch of musical artists that passed away at the age of 27, and a New York Yankees championship ring.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 14d

Hahaha yeah. I mean, I’m as excited for the reboot of Succession as the next fella...

Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 14d

Dirt! It’s what’s for dinner!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 14d

Yup! But, in the world of “people who have 4 billion dollars to toss around” I’m defo going to be, at least, eating dirt.

Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 14d

Oh I donno. Beats being owned by the russian mob or an oil conglomerate.

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Football Club Group (FCG) @footballclubgroup.com · 15d

Grazie FCG famiglia!

Tonight we made more history with our first State of the Squad ⚽️

Thank you to every presenter and every member who showed up from Volturara Irpina to every corner of the world, coming together for @terminio.org

Missed it live? The full video on our Member Dashboard! 🎥🐉

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 17d

Dang that’s a good throw tho.

Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 20d

THIS is how to settle the question of what team(s) to root for! Collective ownership!

Between These Lines 🇪🇺 ⚽ 🏈 🏀⚾ 🏒 @footballlibrettist.bsky.social · 21d

I decided it was time to put my money where my mouth is.

All I want from a club is what ASD Polisportiva Terminio via FCG can give me.

So I did a thing and I am now a proud founding member of FCG and part owner of ASD Terminio.

The push was seeing the kids training.

Grazie mille 🐉💚💛

Confirmation I am now a part owner of a football club.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 28d

Love to see it, but also - man our words really do mean nothing anymore. The idea that Charlie Kirk, who actively called Jews like me Unpeople and wished us "removed" from life would end up being lionized by ANYONE as anything other then virulently antisemitic is brain breaking.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 28d

Jesus tapdancing christ.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 7

Meanwhile, when did being an Orioles catcher become more dangerous then being a drummer for Spinal Tap??!

a man in a plaid shirt is playing drums in a dark room

Alt: a man in a plaid shirt is playing drums in a dark room

media.tenor.com

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 7

Might get “Home run, double, HBP, wild pitch, walk, walk (rbi), single.” tattooed on my butt.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 7

Lolly gaggin to third. Lollllly gaggin to home. You know what that makes you Danial!? A LOLLYGAGGER.

Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 7

lol. Ok.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 7

Now, see, for Mounty? Winning run? Sure.

Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 7

Fundamentally unimportant in the whole drama here, but … why on earth do you pinch run for JJax there? He’s not the tying or the winning run, so other shit has to go way right for you…

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 7

Fundamentally unimportant in the whole drama here, but … why on earth do you pinch run for JJax there? He’s not the tying or the winning run, so other shit has to go way right for you…

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 5

and you, too, can sit in the owners box with us on your next trip! Join up at @footballclubgroup.com and let’s build towards the seventh tier and beyond!

ASD Terminio @terminio.org · Aug 31

We play in Italy’s 8th tier, Seconda Categoria 🇮🇹⚽️

There are no million dollar signings, no private jets, no billionaire owners.

Just a beautiful small town, a fiery football club, and a three-headed dragon 🐉

If you’ve forgotten why you fell in love with football, Terminio is here to remind you.

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ASD Terminio @terminio.org · Aug 31

We play in Italy’s 8th tier, Seconda Categoria 🇮🇹⚽️

There are no million dollar signings, no private jets, no billionaire owners.

Just a beautiful small town, a fiery football club, and a three-headed dragon 🐉

If you’ve forgotten why you fell in love with football, Terminio is here to remind you.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 4

Be Like Rodney. Join @terminio.org. Come to Italy as a co-owner to watch a match.

Rodney Simba Masarirambi @actionscientist.bsky.social · Sep 4

Oops I accidentally signed up. Can’t believe I have to travel to Italy and watch a match. 🤣 c.c. @terminio.org oh snap I just realised I might meet up with @footballlibrettist.bsky.social there!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 4

This is, by far, the best whoopsie on the internet.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 3

That’s what I’m saying!

Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 3

Man I hope that’s the end of JJax’s streak. Please… don’t let him bat again.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 3

What the shit is this team, actually.

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ASD Terminio @terminio.org · Sep 2

Monte Terminio towers above us and most of Italy at 1,806 meters. ⛰️

For centuries it has guarded the families, animals, and farms of our Volturara valley with its menacing might.

Today it watches our football club @terminio.org carry its name, reminding the world where we’re from

#weareterminio

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 3

Now, see, I waited one too many atbats and I had to go on that Journey with Beavers into god-knows-where and now im sad.

Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · Sep 3

Actually though, Darvish at 68 pitches and a three - zero lead after 2.5 is about as well as you can expect a game to go against Yu. Time for me to go to bed so I can wake up to an Akin blown save!