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I've been jaylon supreme for a few weeks since i dropped the prior namesake i did not just see the box score and do this
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I've been jaylon supreme for a few weeks since i dropped the prior namesake i did not just see the box score and do this
i really like Tyson and not just because he's on my fantasy team
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
i really like Tyson and not just because he's on my fantasy team
might turn one eye cautiously to the Cavs at least on replay for the first time in months tonight
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
might turn one eye cautiously to the Cavs at least on replay for the first time in months tonight
do you think they tell winter shit like "the people of fall will welcome us as liberators"
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
do you think they tell winter shit like "the people of fall will welcome us as liberators"
Sorry, Baby was a huuuuuuge letdown but Die My Love was the cure. what a movie
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Sorry, Baby was a huuuuuuge letdown but Die My Love was the cure. what a movie
picture that says the kachowski sisters and it's two lightning mcqueens with wachowski sister hair and matrix dvds
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
picture that says the kachowski sisters and it's two lightning mcqueens with wachowski sister hair and matrix dvds
first frisbee league game this morning after not playing for three and a half years. first five minutes i felt like i had literally forgotten how to run. i tripped over my own feetand wiped out into just about a somersault at one point. did alright by the end though
January 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
first frisbee league game this morning after not playing for three and a half years. first five minutes i felt like i had literally forgotten how to run. i tripped over my own feetand wiped out into just about a somersault at one point. did alright by the end though
when you type "national politics reporter" into your bio bluesky should sequester you in another version of the website with your brainless colleagues and a bunch of vaguely right-leaning centrist bots
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
when you type "national politics reporter" into your bio bluesky should sequester you in another version of the website with your brainless colleagues and a bunch of vaguely right-leaning centrist bots
first you want the Dems to vote against funding for ICE. now, you want the Dems to be against ICE. I can't keep up with you crazies!!!!
Classic Democratic no-win. All of them voted against the OBAA, which supercharged ICE funding and hiring. But they won't say they'd "abolish ICE" so they'll get yelled at (mostly by people who'll vote for them in the midterms after threatening not to).
Top Democrats decline to say if they would rein in ICE after Minnesota shooting
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
first you want the Dems to vote against funding for ICE. now, you want the Dems to be against ICE. I can't keep up with you crazies!!!!
it's TV's world and we're all just dying in it
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
it's TV's world and we're all just dying in it
trae deal is funny all around that's for sure
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
trae deal is funny all around that's for sure
I think Nights from Nights Into Dreams has kind of a he/him lesbian vibe
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I think Nights from Nights Into Dreams has kind of a he/him lesbian vibe
when you see one guy in a ceremonial robe on the sidewalk at night, you feel extra safe. that guy's never gonna be a mugger. buy if you turned the corner and saw 40 people in ceremonial robes that would be a lot scarier than 40 random people
January 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
when you see one guy in a ceremonial robe on the sidewalk at night, you feel extra safe. that guy's never gonna be a mugger. buy if you turned the corner and saw 40 people in ceremonial robes that would be a lot scarier than 40 random people
he does a lot of fucked up stuff but i don't think safdie or chalamet or anyone is inviting you to condemn him they're asking you to understand him
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
he does a lot of fucked up stuff but i don't think safdie or chalamet or anyone is inviting you to condemn him they're asking you to understand him
saw somebody talking about the climactic victory as hollow because it's an exhibition with a crowd rooting against him. how do you spend 150 minutes with a character and that fundamentally misunderstand them?
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
saw somebody talking about the climactic victory as hollow because it's an exhibition with a crowd rooting against him. how do you spend 150 minutes with a character and that fundamentally misunderstand them?
so many people want to find the way that it's about an evil person who is punished when it's a film about a young fuckup struggling to find some purpose in life
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
so many people want to find the way that it's about an evil person who is punished when it's a film about a young fuckup struggling to find some purpose in life
seeing a lot of people responding to Marty Supreme with extreme contempt for Marty and citing his apparent flippancy regarding the Holocaust as a major reason for that contempt, but none of these people want to ask how it affects Marty to be Jewish in the wake of the Holocaust
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
seeing a lot of people responding to Marty Supreme with extreme contempt for Marty and citing his apparent flippancy regarding the Holocaust as a major reason for that contempt, but none of these people want to ask how it affects Marty to be Jewish in the wake of the Holocaust
anyway. sort of too bad to lose kai. mostly remarkable they held on for 7 years. really dislike the guy as much as he's one of the all-time great unioners so I'm just not gonna feel that bad
excited to see where they go from here. no team i follow is more exciting in these moments
excited to see where they go from here. no team i follow is more exciting in these moments
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
anyway. sort of too bad to lose kai. mostly remarkable they held on for 7 years. really dislike the guy as much as he's one of the all-time great unioners so I'm just not gonna feel that bad
excited to see where they go from here. no team i follow is more exciting in these moments
excited to see where they go from here. no team i follow is more exciting in these moments
such unbelievably lacking understanding of the league or the team that it hurts to read
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
such unbelievably lacking understanding of the league or the team that it hurts to read
it's awesome how under every bit of Philadelphia Union news is one million miserable fans posting entirely counterfactual complaints. great fanbase
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
it's awesome how under every bit of Philadelphia Union news is one million miserable fans posting entirely counterfactual complaints. great fanbase
i know the emirate is the territory and the emir is the ruler and it doesn't quite work but I just couldn't scrap it
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i know the emirate is the territory and the emir is the ruler and it doesn't quite work but I just couldn't scrap it
youth pastor watching soccer voice:
Fly Emirates, huh? Well, if you say so. You know, I happen to recall another Middle Eastern monarch, of sorts, who was pretty "fly"
Fly Emirates, huh? Well, if you say so. You know, I happen to recall another Middle Eastern monarch, of sorts, who was pretty "fly"
December 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
youth pastor watching soccer voice:
Fly Emirates, huh? Well, if you say so. You know, I happen to recall another Middle Eastern monarch, of sorts, who was pretty "fly"
Fly Emirates, huh? Well, if you say so. You know, I happen to recall another Middle Eastern monarch, of sorts, who was pretty "fly"
does Jarrett Allen come from another universe where missed threes drop straight down off the rim
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
does Jarrett Allen come from another universe where missed threes drop straight down off the rim