I prefer presidents who aren't rapists.
#Resist #BlueResister
“And make sure no one’s freaking filming us,” he added.
#Satire(?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/tom-homan-...
“And make sure no one’s freaking filming us,” he added.
#Satire(?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/tom-homan-...
You know whose names don't appear?
These two guys.
You know whose names don't appear?
These two guys.
You religious people should vote for that guy.
You religious people should vote for that guy.
As opposed to *your* bought-and-paid-for Justices who have done everything they can to make you a Mad King, immune from all consequences for your crimes.
As opposed to *your* bought-and-paid-for Justices who have done everything they can to make you a Mad King, immune from all consequences for your crimes.
With Russia and the U.S., on one side we have an unstable, egomaniacal, demented, nutcase devoid of any respect for global norms and standards.
And then there's Putin...
www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...
With Russia and the U.S., on one side we have an unstable, egomaniacal, demented, nutcase devoid of any respect for global norms and standards.
And then there's Putin...
www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...
"While we normally welcome all manner of evil-doers to the infernal regions, this is just a bridge too far," said Satan in a statement.
"I mean, hey, I'm the devil and everything but... this fucking guy. We have a brand to protect here."
"While we normally welcome all manner of evil-doers to the infernal regions, this is just a bridge too far," said Satan in a statement.
"I mean, hey, I'm the devil and everything but... this fucking guy. We have a brand to protect here."
"Blessed are my children who deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
"Blessed are my children who deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
~ Not in Matthew 5:5
~ Not in Matthew 5:5
I spent decades in Corporate America. And there is no group that's had a tougher slog than... [checks notes]... white people.
And don't even get me started on the uphill battle for white males. [Eye Roll]
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/b...
I spent decades in Corporate America. And there is no group that's had a tougher slog than... [checks notes]... white people.
And don't even get me started on the uphill battle for white males. [Eye Roll]
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/b...
February 5, 1994: White supremacist convicted of killing Black civil rights leader Medgar Evers over 30 years after the crime occurred.
Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, “well-meaning American patriot persecuted by woke activist judge.”
February 5, 1994: White supremacist convicted of killing Black civil rights leader Medgar Evers over 30 years after the crime occurred.
Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, “well-meaning American patriot persecuted by woke activist judge.”
No wonder he's President Molest-a-Lot's boy.
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”
His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”
No wonder he's President Molest-a-Lot's boy.
Farmers voted overwhelmingly for Tariff Man in the 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, so... an overwhelming percentage of them can fuck off.
Farmers voted overwhelmingly for Tariff Man in the 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, so... an overwhelming percentage of them can fuck off.
Front page of the Wall Street Journal.
Front page of the Wall Street Journal.
Just hammer them every... fucking... day.
Just hammer them every... fucking... day.
"What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stop tanks from oppressing your people? It's a joke. Stop. Stop."
"What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stop tanks from oppressing your people? It's a joke. Stop. Stop."
I have a genetic condition that makes me intolerant of lying MAGA pieces of shit. It's called Antimagatatosis.
I have a genetic condition that makes me intolerant of lying MAGA pieces of shit. It's called Antimagatatosis.