Bob Geiger
@bobgeiger.bsky.social
Father, writer, political observer, hard-core Democrat. And sorry fake-patriot Trumpers but I'm a Veteran so don't tell me to leave my country. YOU leave.
I prefer presidents who aren't rapists.
#Resist #BlueResister
I prefer presidents who aren't rapists.
#Resist #BlueResister
No wonder they were so afraid.
“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance, who in a scene that was unfolding in millions of households across the nation, jumped out of his seat and clutched at his throat.
#Satire
theonion.com/terrified-co...
“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance, who in a scene that was unfolding in millions of households across the nation, jumped out of his seat and clutched at his throat.
#Satire
theonion.com/terrified-co...
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...
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February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
No wonder they were so afraid.
“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance, who in a scene that was unfolding in millions of households across the nation, jumped out of his seat and clutched at his throat.
#Satire
theonion.com/terrified-co...
“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance, who in a scene that was unfolding in millions of households across the nation, jumped out of his seat and clutched at his throat.
#Satire
theonion.com/terrified-co...
For as scripture says...
"Blessed are those who hate thy neighbor, deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
"Blessed are those who hate thy neighbor, deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
Rep. Diana Harshbarger used her time to thank God for President Trump's "servant's heart" while asking God to "put godly people in places of authority and take those people that are not godly out of those places."
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
For as scripture says...
"Blessed are those who hate thy neighbor, deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
"Blessed are those who hate thy neighbor, deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
I'm not surprised that so many people in Canada now dislike us...
I'm surprised that not *everyone* in Canada dislikes us.
I'm surprised that not *everyone* in Canada dislikes us.
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I'm not surprised that so many people in Canada now dislike us...
I'm surprised that not *everyone* in Canada dislikes us.
I'm surprised that not *everyone* in Canada dislikes us.
Garth German (@garthtoons.bsky.social) on the target market for the Turning Point USA alternative halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Garth German (@garthtoons.bsky.social) on the target market for the Turning Point USA alternative halftime show.
I think Elmo's about to get disappeared by ICE.
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I think Elmo's about to get disappeared by ICE.
This feels like a fair question.
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
This feels like a fair question.
I gotta say... Kid Rock is a better dancer than I expected.
Gonna tell the kids this was the 2026 Super Bowl alternate halftime.
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I gotta say... Kid Rock is a better dancer than I expected.
Uh, oh. Elmo's about to see a big increase in MAGA death threats.
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Uh, oh. Elmo's about to see a big increase in MAGA death threats.
“.. It is exceptionally rare for a sitting president of the U.S. to criticize a member of the country’s Olympic team.”
True.
But it's also exceptionally rare for a sitting president of the U.S. to be a rapist, a 34-time convicted felon, and a proven pedophile, but... here we are.
True.
But it's also exceptionally rare for a sitting president of the U.S. to be a rapist, a 34-time convicted felon, and a proven pedophile, but... here we are.
“.. It is exceptionally rare for a sitting president of the U.S. to criticize a member of the country’s Olympic team.”
@wsj.com
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February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
“.. It is exceptionally rare for a sitting president of the U.S. to criticize a member of the country’s Olympic team.”
True.
But it's also exceptionally rare for a sitting president of the U.S. to be a rapist, a 34-time convicted felon, and a proven pedophile, but... here we are.
True.
But it's also exceptionally rare for a sitting president of the U.S. to be a rapist, a 34-time convicted felon, and a proven pedophile, but... here we are.
"Together, we are America."
Who talks like that? Oh, yeah. These guys:
FDR: "We are trying to construct a more inclusive society. We are going to make a country in which no one is left out."
JFK: "If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."
Who talks like that? Oh, yeah. These guys:
FDR: "We are trying to construct a more inclusive society. We are going to make a country in which no one is left out."
JFK: "If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
"Together, we are America."
Who talks like that? Oh, yeah. These guys:
FDR: "We are trying to construct a more inclusive society. We are going to make a country in which no one is left out."
JFK: "If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."
Who talks like that? Oh, yeah. These guys:
FDR: "We are trying to construct a more inclusive society. We are going to make a country in which no one is left out."
JFK: "If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."
Thank you, Jamie, for the thorough list.
Additional things that upset MAGA:
Hillary's damn emails
Lumber supply-chain problems limit cross burnings
Draconian anti-incest laws harming MAGA families
Klan’s new policy of freshly-starched robes and hoods for formal events
Out of danged bullets
Additional things that upset MAGA:
Hillary's damn emails
Lumber supply-chain problems limit cross burnings
Draconian anti-incest laws harming MAGA families
Klan’s new policy of freshly-starched robes and hoods for formal events
Out of danged bullets
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Thank you, Jamie, for the thorough list.
Additional things that upset MAGA:
Hillary's damn emails
Lumber supply-chain problems limit cross burnings
Draconian anti-incest laws harming MAGA families
Klan’s new policy of freshly-starched robes and hoods for formal events
Out of danged bullets
Additional things that upset MAGA:
Hillary's damn emails
Lumber supply-chain problems limit cross burnings
Draconian anti-incest laws harming MAGA families
Klan’s new policy of freshly-starched robes and hoods for formal events
Out of danged bullets
Olympian Mikaela Shiffrin will now be assailed by MAGA as "woke" for simply talking about kindness and making others feel welcome.
"I'm really hoping to show up and represent my own values. Values of inclusivity, values of diversity and kindness..."
"I'm really hoping to show up and represent my own values. Values of inclusivity, values of diversity and kindness..."
Mikaela Shiffrin on the political tensions in the United States.
February 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Olympian Mikaela Shiffrin will now be assailed by MAGA as "woke" for simply talking about kindness and making others feel welcome.
"I'm really hoping to show up and represent my own values. Values of inclusivity, values of diversity and kindness..."
"I'm really hoping to show up and represent my own values. Values of inclusivity, values of diversity and kindness..."
I'll make you MAGA people a deal:
I'll listen more to your request for more English at the Super Bowl halftime show when you knotheads can finally get your/you're and there/their/they're right.
I'll listen more to your request for more English at the Super Bowl halftime show when you knotheads can finally get your/you're and there/their/they're right.
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I'll make you MAGA people a deal:
I'll listen more to your request for more English at the Super Bowl halftime show when you knotheads can finally get your/you're and there/their/they're right.
I'll listen more to your request for more English at the Super Bowl halftime show when you knotheads can finally get your/you're and there/their/they're right.
As she so often does, Rep. Jasmine Crockett is telling it.
Crockett: "All this administration cares about is protecting the powerful and protecting pedophiles. They will do anything to distract from that, including deciding to put up in the middle of Black History Month the most racist thing that we've ever seen come out of a White House."
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
As she so often does, Rep. Jasmine Crockett is telling it.
Protest sign of the day...
And the only problem with it is that the average Trump supporter will have no idea what it means.
And the only problem with it is that the average Trump supporter will have no idea what it means.
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Protest sign of the day...
And the only problem with it is that the average Trump supporter will have no idea what it means.
And the only problem with it is that the average Trump supporter will have no idea what it means.
Governor Newsom's wife, documentary filmmaker Jennifer Siebel Newsom, trolls El Mango Grande from the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Governor Newsom's wife, documentary filmmaker Jennifer Siebel Newsom, trolls El Mango Grande from the Super Bowl.
It's always when the reporter is a woman.
Question: “Mr. President, a number of people in the MAGA base say they aren’t satisfied with the administration just focusing on deporting violent criminals..."
Trump: “Who are you with? You have a very bad attitude.”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETzo...
Question: “Mr. President, a number of people in the MAGA base say they aren’t satisfied with the administration just focusing on deporting violent criminals..."
Trump: “Who are you with? You have a very bad attitude.”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETzo...
Trump Goes Off On Woman Washington Post Reporter’s ‘Very Bad Attitude’ On Air Force One
YouTube video by HuffPost
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February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It's always when the reporter is a woman.
Question: “Mr. President, a number of people in the MAGA base say they aren’t satisfied with the administration just focusing on deporting violent criminals..."
Trump: “Who are you with? You have a very bad attitude.”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETzo...
Question: “Mr. President, a number of people in the MAGA base say they aren’t satisfied with the administration just focusing on deporting violent criminals..."
Trump: “Who are you with? You have a very bad attitude.”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETzo...
I'm not saying Trump supporters are stupid, but I guarantee at least half of them are now boycotting this ice cream because they think the owner performed in Spanish at the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I'm not saying Trump supporters are stupid, but I guarantee at least half of them are now boycotting this ice cream because they think the owner performed in Spanish at the Super Bowl.
Hey, wait just a danged minute...
I thought guests at President Porkpie's Glitter Palace were supposed to be watching the Kid Rock and His Band of Unknowns Meth Rave.
I thought guests at President Porkpie's Glitter Palace were supposed to be watching the Kid Rock and His Band of Unknowns Meth Rave.
Footage from inside Trump’s golf club Super Bowl party reveals the Bad Bunny half time show played on the big screens.
What a bunch of hypocrites.
What a bunch of hypocrites.
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Hey, wait just a danged minute...
I thought guests at President Porkpie's Glitter Palace were supposed to be watching the Kid Rock and His Band of Unknowns Meth Rave.
I thought guests at President Porkpie's Glitter Palace were supposed to be watching the Kid Rock and His Band of Unknowns Meth Rave.
MAGA followers enjoying the Turning Point USA alternative halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
MAGA followers enjoying the Turning Point USA alternative halftime show.
Most on-brand, Trump administration thing you will see today...
RFK Jr. sharing the love with MMA fighter Conor McGregor, who was found liable for sexual assault by a jury, ordered to pay his victim $257,000, and has failed in all appeals.
Be best.
RFK Jr. sharing the love with MMA fighter Conor McGregor, who was found liable for sexual assault by a jury, ordered to pay his victim $257,000, and has failed in all appeals.
Be best.
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Most on-brand, Trump administration thing you will see today...
RFK Jr. sharing the love with MMA fighter Conor McGregor, who was found liable for sexual assault by a jury, ordered to pay his victim $257,000, and has failed in all appeals.
Be best.
RFK Jr. sharing the love with MMA fighter Conor McGregor, who was found liable for sexual assault by a jury, ordered to pay his victim $257,000, and has failed in all appeals.
Be best.
On this episode of 'Winning With Trump'...
This must be what Mango Unchained means when he speaks of the world "respecting the U.S. again."
This must be what Mango Unchained means when he speaks of the world "respecting the U.S. again."
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
On this episode of 'Winning With Trump'...
This must be what Mango Unchained means when he speaks of the world "respecting the U.S. again."
This must be what Mango Unchained means when he speaks of the world "respecting the U.S. again."
Senator Jon Ossoff (D-GA) on the Trump administration:
“This is the cruelest and most arrogant group of people who have ever ascended to high office—and their cruelty and arrogance are matched only by their incompetence.”
“This is the cruelest and most arrogant group of people who have ever ascended to high office—and their cruelty and arrogance are matched only by their incompetence.”
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Senator Jon Ossoff (D-GA) on the Trump administration:
“This is the cruelest and most arrogant group of people who have ever ascended to high office—and their cruelty and arrogance are matched only by their incompetence.”
“This is the cruelest and most arrogant group of people who have ever ascended to high office—and their cruelty and arrogance are matched only by their incompetence.”
Senator Chris Murphy spells out what is obvious to anyone with a shred of decency.
But, in general, to Congressional Republicans?
[Silence... Crickets Chirping]
But, in general, to Congressional Republicans?
[Silence... Crickets Chirping]
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Senator Chris Murphy spells out what is obvious to anyone with a shred of decency.
But, in general, to Congressional Republicans?
[Silence... Crickets Chirping]
But, in general, to Congressional Republicans?
[Silence... Crickets Chirping]
Cutting to the chase on the *real* problem MAGA had with Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show:
This ongoing graphic on the Daily Stormer white supremacist website - now available only on the Dark Web - predicting when white people will be the minority in the U.S.
That's it. Period. End of story.
This ongoing graphic on the Daily Stormer white supremacist website - now available only on the Dark Web - predicting when white people will be the minority in the U.S.
That's it. Period. End of story.
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Cutting to the chase on the *real* problem MAGA had with Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show:
This ongoing graphic on the Daily Stormer white supremacist website - now available only on the Dark Web - predicting when white people will be the minority in the U.S.
That's it. Period. End of story.
This ongoing graphic on the Daily Stormer white supremacist website - now available only on the Dark Web - predicting when white people will be the minority in the U.S.
That's it. Period. End of story.