I prefer presidents who aren't rapists.
#Resist #BlueResister
~ Rep. Jasmine Crockett
~ Rep. Jasmine Crockett
RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.
So rather than respect that you're referring to a highly-decorated combat Veteran, you're going to ankle-bite him because one or two of his hard-earned ribbons may be out of order.
Nobody is with you on this low-rent garbage.
So rather than respect that you're referring to a highly-decorated combat Veteran, you're going to ankle-bite him because one or two of his hard-earned ribbons may be out of order.
Nobody is with you on this low-rent garbage.
Moments later, both turkeys, Gobble and Waddle, refused Trump's reprieve.
"This guy hates animals, is a rapist and a pedophile," said Gobble. "I'm sure I'll end up on a table somewhere but I'll take my chances without this asshole's pardon."
Moments later, both turkeys, Gobble and Waddle, refused Trump's reprieve.
"This guy hates animals, is a rapist and a pedophile," said Gobble. "I'm sure I'll end up on a table somewhere but I'll take my chances without this asshole's pardon."
I can't do it. They don't care that he's a virulent racist. Or a criminal and pedophile. And that he wants to be a dictator.
I don't hang with people like that. I just can't.
I can't do it. They don't care that he's a virulent racist. Or a criminal and pedophile. And that he wants to be a dictator.
I don't hang with people like that. I just can't.
That's undoubtedly the U.S. MAGA population, who couldn't find Venezuela on an unmarked map if you used this one.
That's undoubtedly the U.S. MAGA population, who couldn't find Venezuela on an unmarked map if you used this one.
Just absolutely pathetic.
Hegseth is lower than worm sweat.
Just absolutely pathetic.
Hegseth is lower than worm sweat.
We're good with the convicted-felon, rapist, pedophile, who's been impeached twice for crimes against the nation and tried to overthrow the government when he lost an election.
But this decorated combat Veteran, former astronaut? Fuck that guy.
We're good with the convicted-felon, rapist, pedophile, who's been impeached twice for crimes against the nation and tried to overthrow the government when he lost an election.
But this decorated combat Veteran, former astronaut? Fuck that guy.
Fact Check:
Karoline Leavitt's boss is a 34-time convicted felon.
Fact Check:
Karoline Leavitt's boss is a 34-time convicted felon.
I think Rep. Maxine Waters may be understating it a bit.
I think Rep. Maxine Waters may be understating it a bit.
They voted for a rapist and convicted felon
They hate immigrants
They voted for a racist
They like a president who behaves like a dictator
Decent people don't do that.
They voted for a rapist and convicted felon
They hate immigrants
They voted for a racist
They like a president who behaves like a dictator
Decent people don't do that.
Kelly has always served our country honorably. Hegseth embarrasses our nation on a daily basis.
Kelly has always served our country honorably. Hegseth embarrasses our nation on a daily basis.
I guess it's buy one and get a ticket to the Junior Miss Pageant? A box of Girl Scout cookies?
I guess it's buy one and get a ticket to the Junior Miss Pageant? A box of Girl Scout cookies?
"Comrade Trump's peace plan cedes large swaths of Ukraine to Russia," said a smirking Vladimir Putin. "We are always grateful for his loyalty."
"Comrade Trump's peace plan cedes large swaths of Ukraine to Russia," said a smirking Vladimir Putin. "We are always grateful for his loyalty."
#Satire (Or not)
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#Satire (Or not)
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