Bob Geiger
@bobgeiger.bsky.social
Father, writer, political observer, hard-core Democrat. And sorry fake-patriot Trumpers but I'm a Veteran so don't tell me to leave my country. YOU leave.
I prefer presidents who aren't rapists.
#Resist #BlueResister
I prefer presidents who aren't rapists.
#Resist #BlueResister
Thank you, Chris Britt (@chrisbritt.bsky.social) for this stunningly-accurate rendering of the Republican party.
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Thank you, Chris Britt (@chrisbritt.bsky.social) for this stunningly-accurate rendering of the Republican party.
In a memo sent to all departing officers, the border czar instructed them to place $50,000 into a paper bag from the restaurant chain Cava and meet him in the DHS parking lot after sundown.
“And make sure no one’s freaking filming us,” he added.
#Satire(?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/tom-homan-...
“And make sure no one’s freaking filming us,” he added.
#Satire(?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/tom-homan-...
Tom Homan Demands ICE Agents Return Their Signing Bonuses to Him in Paper Bag
The border czar instructed them to place $50,000 into a paper bag from the restaurant chain Cava.
www.borowitzreport.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
In a memo sent to all departing officers, the border czar instructed them to place $50,000 into a paper bag from the restaurant chain Cava and meet him in the DHS parking lot after sundown.
“And make sure no one’s freaking filming us,” he added.
#Satire(?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/tom-homan-...
“And make sure no one’s freaking filming us,” he added.
#Satire(?)
www.borowitzreport.com/p/tom-homan-...
Michael de Adder (@deadder.bsky.social) nails it.
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Michael de Adder (@deadder.bsky.social) nails it.
The names of so many prominent men are in the Epstein files.
You know whose names don't appear?
These two guys.
You know whose names don't appear?
These two guys.
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The names of so many prominent men are in the Epstein files.
You know whose names don't appear?
These two guys.
You know whose names don't appear?
These two guys.
I adore Republican-on-Republican violence.
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I adore Republican-on-Republican violence.
As opposed to the rapist, pedophile, 34-time convicted felon, impeached twice for crimes against his country, who covets his own daughter and cheats on his pregnant wife with a porn star.
You religious people should vote for that guy.
You religious people should vote for that guy.
I never understood how people of faith could vote for this degenerate scumbag.
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
As opposed to the rapist, pedophile, 34-time convicted felon, impeached twice for crimes against his country, who covets his own daughter and cheats on his pregnant wife with a porn star.
You religious people should vote for that guy.
You religious people should vote for that guy.
Sure, President Piggy...
As opposed to *your* bought-and-paid-for Justices who have done everything they can to make you a Mad King, immune from all consequences for your crimes.
As opposed to *your* bought-and-paid-for Justices who have done everything they can to make you a Mad King, immune from all consequences for your crimes.
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Sure, President Piggy...
As opposed to *your* bought-and-paid-for Justices who have done everything they can to make you a Mad King, immune from all consequences for your crimes.
As opposed to *your* bought-and-paid-for Justices who have done everything they can to make you a Mad King, immune from all consequences for your crimes.
As if the world needs more problems...
With Russia and the U.S., on one side we have an unstable, egomaniacal, demented, nutcase devoid of any respect for global norms and standards.
And then there's Putin...
www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...
With Russia and the U.S., on one side we have an unstable, egomaniacal, demented, nutcase devoid of any respect for global norms and standards.
And then there's Putin...
www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...
Fears grow of new nuclear arms race as key U.S.-Russia treaty expires
Without the New START treaty, which caps the number of deployed nuclear warheads at 1,550 on each side, there will be no limits on the U.S. and Russian arsenals.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
As if the world needs more problems...
With Russia and the U.S., on one side we have an unstable, egomaniacal, demented, nutcase devoid of any respect for global norms and standards.
And then there's Putin...
www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...
With Russia and the U.S., on one side we have an unstable, egomaniacal, demented, nutcase devoid of any respect for global norms and standards.
And then there's Putin...
www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...
Satan telegraphs that Trump won't even get into *Hell*.
"While we normally welcome all manner of evil-doers to the infernal regions, this is just a bridge too far," said Satan in a statement.
"I mean, hey, I'm the devil and everything but... this fucking guy. We have a brand to protect here."
"While we normally welcome all manner of evil-doers to the infernal regions, this is just a bridge too far," said Satan in a statement.
"I mean, hey, I'm the devil and everything but... this fucking guy. We have a brand to protect here."
Trump at Natl Prayer Breakfast: "I never get a fair break from the fake news, which is back there. That's a lot of fake news. Last time I was having a lot of fun, we had 60,000 people & I'm talking about the fact I will never make it to heaven. I was being funny... I think I probably should make it"
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Satan telegraphs that Trump won't even get into *Hell*.
"While we normally welcome all manner of evil-doers to the infernal regions, this is just a bridge too far," said Satan in a statement.
"I mean, hey, I'm the devil and everything but... this fucking guy. We have a brand to protect here."
"While we normally welcome all manner of evil-doers to the infernal regions, this is just a bridge too far," said Satan in a statement.
"I mean, hey, I'm the devil and everything but... this fucking guy. We have a brand to protect here."
If Trump had been struck by lightning and collapsed in a charred heap, I would have become an instant believer and attended services regularly.
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. *crowd groans* I know we have some here today. I don't know why they're here, because they certainly don't give us their vote ... they cheat."
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
If Trump had been struck by lightning and collapsed in a charred heap, I would have become an instant believer and attended services regularly.
For as scripture famously tells us...
"Blessed are my children who deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
"Blessed are my children who deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
Trump at Natl Prayer Breakfast: "Between us & them, we have 68% of world's oil. I know that doesn't mean too much to people of great religion. I was just talking to great leader from El Salvador & he said, 'Man that was some attack! I've never seen anything like that.' That was a hell of an attack"
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
For as scripture famously tells us...
"Blessed are my children who deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
"Blessed are my children who deceive freely, live dishonestly, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."
"Blessed are the dishonest, spiteful, petty, and vindictive, for they shall inherit the earth."
~ Not in Matthew 5:5
~ Not in Matthew 5:5
Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "They rigged the second election. I had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would've had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego. Beating these lunatics was incredible ... The first time they said I didn't win the popular vote. I did"
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
"Blessed are the dishonest, spiteful, petty, and vindictive, for they shall inherit the earth."
~ Not in Matthew 5:5
~ Not in Matthew 5:5
President Klansman is going after Nike for their DEI programs.
I spent decades in Corporate America. And there is no group that's had a tougher slog than... [checks notes]... white people.
And don't even get me started on the uphill battle for white males. [Eye Roll]
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/b...
I spent decades in Corporate America. And there is no group that's had a tougher slog than... [checks notes]... white people.
And don't even get me started on the uphill battle for white males. [Eye Roll]
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/b...
Federal agency probes Nike over alleged discrimination against White employees | CNN Business
The US Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is probing Nike in response to unspecified allegations that the company discriminates against White employees, the agency said Wednesday.
www.cnn.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
President Klansman is going after Nike for their DEI programs.
I spent decades in Corporate America. And there is no group that's had a tougher slog than... [checks notes]... white people.
And don't even get me started on the uphill battle for white males. [Eye Roll]
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/b...
I spent decades in Corporate America. And there is no group that's had a tougher slog than... [checks notes]... white people.
And don't even get me started on the uphill battle for white males. [Eye Roll]
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/b...
This Date in History:
February 5, 1994: White supremacist convicted of killing Black civil rights leader Medgar Evers over 30 years after the crime occurred.
Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, “well-meaning American patriot persecuted by woke activist judge.”
February 5, 1994: White supremacist convicted of killing Black civil rights leader Medgar Evers over 30 years after the crime occurred.
Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, “well-meaning American patriot persecuted by woke activist judge.”
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
This Date in History:
February 5, 1994: White supremacist convicted of killing Black civil rights leader Medgar Evers over 30 years after the crime occurred.
Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, “well-meaning American patriot persecuted by woke activist judge.”
February 5, 1994: White supremacist convicted of killing Black civil rights leader Medgar Evers over 30 years after the crime occurred.
Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, “well-meaning American patriot persecuted by woke activist judge.”
Pervs of a feather...
No wonder he's President Molest-a-Lot's boy.
No wonder he's President Molest-a-Lot's boy.
Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show:
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”
His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”
His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Pervs of a feather...
No wonder he's President Molest-a-Lot's boy.
No wonder he's President Molest-a-Lot's boy.
On this episode of 'People Who Can Fuck Off And Live With Their Bad Choices'...
Farmers voted overwhelmingly for Tariff Man in the 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, so... an overwhelming percentage of them can fuck off.
Farmers voted overwhelmingly for Tariff Man in the 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, so... an overwhelming percentage of them can fuck off.
Agriculture Experts Warn of 'Widespread Collapse' in US Farms Thanks to Trump Policies www.commondreams.org/news/trump-t...
Agriculture Experts Warn of 'Widespread Collapse' in US Farms Thanks to Trump Policies | Common Dreams
Agriculture experts warn of financial crisis for US farms due to Trump's trade war policies. Tariffs and deportations harming rural communities.
www.commondreams.org
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
On this episode of 'People Who Can Fuck Off And Live With Their Bad Choices'...
Farmers voted overwhelmingly for Tariff Man in the 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, so... an overwhelming percentage of them can fuck off.
Farmers voted overwhelmingly for Tariff Man in the 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, so... an overwhelming percentage of them can fuck off.
Today on 'Winning With Trump'...
Front page of the Wall Street Journal.
Front page of the Wall Street Journal.
February 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Today on 'Winning With Trump'...
Front page of the Wall Street Journal.
Front page of the Wall Street Journal.
Can you imagine the different media landscape we would have if every reporter did this, every day, with Trump, Leavitt, and the whole lying cabal?
Just hammer them every... fucking... day.
Just hammer them every... fucking... day.
Kaitlan Collins of CNN delivered a masterclass in journalism when her persistence forced Donald Trump to resort to misogyny, thereby revealing his closeness to Epstein's mindset, from which he had wanted to distance himself. 'You know, she's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile.'
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Can you imagine the different media landscape we would have if every reporter did this, every day, with Trump, Leavitt, and the whole lying cabal?
Just hammer them every... fucking... day.
Just hammer them every... fucking... day.
Obergruppenführer Homan on Tiananmen Square in 1989:
"What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stop tanks from oppressing your people? It's a joke. Stop. Stop."
"What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stop tanks from oppressing your people? It's a joke. Stop. Stop."
Homan: A message to those protesters: What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stopping ICE and CBP from doing their job? It's a joke. Stop. Stop.
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Obergruppenführer Homan on Tiananmen Square in 1989:
"What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stop tanks from oppressing your people? It's a joke. Stop. Stop."
"What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stop tanks from oppressing your people? It's a joke. Stop. Stop."
Sounds like the marching orders from Vladimir Putin are in.
Steve Bannon: We're gonna have ICE surround the polls come November.
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Sounds like the marching orders from Vladimir Putin are in.
I would like to rename the Turning Point USA Alternate Super Bowl halftime show.
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I would like to rename the Turning Point USA Alternate Super Bowl halftime show.
I get it.
I have a genetic condition that makes me intolerant of lying MAGA pieces of shit. It's called Antimagatatosis.
I have a genetic condition that makes me intolerant of lying MAGA pieces of shit. It's called Antimagatatosis.
Nancy Mace: "I had to come out with a genetic condition I've had all my life. I'm not allowed to drink or consume much in the way of alcohol. It's called hemochromatosis. If you do, it'll destroy your organs and you'll die at an early age, and I love life."
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I get it.
I have a genetic condition that makes me intolerant of lying MAGA pieces of shit. It's called Antimagatatosis.
I have a genetic condition that makes me intolerant of lying MAGA pieces of shit. It's called Antimagatatosis.
This 'Birth Of A Nation' reboot sucks.
Kristi Noem: "Most of all we thank President Trump for the guts and the love of this country to do the right thing ... he told the American people we needed a wall, and we have a wall. A big beautiful wall that President Trump also wanted painted black so that it would endure."
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This 'Birth Of A Nation' reboot sucks.
Given the choice between listening to Jeanine Pirro's howler-monkey screech for 24 hours and having knitting needles driven through my eardrums... It would be a tough call but I figure I could quickly learn American Sign Language.
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Given the choice between listening to Jeanine Pirro's howler-monkey screech for 24 hours and having knitting needles driven through my eardrums... It would be a tough call but I figure I could quickly learn American Sign Language.