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Bob Geiger
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Father, writer, political observer, hard-core Democrat. And sorry fake-patriot Trumpers but I'm a Veteran so don't tell me to leave my country. YOU leave.

I prefer presidents who aren't rapists.

#Resist #BlueResister
On this episode of 'People Who Can Fuck Off And Live With Their Bad Choices'...

Farmers voted overwhelmingly for Tariff Man in the 2016, 2020, and 2024 elections, so... an overwhelming percentage of them can fuck off.
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Today on 'Winning With Trump'...

Front page of the Wall Street Journal.
February 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Can you imagine the different media landscape we would have if every reporter did this, every day, with Trump, Leavitt, and the whole lying cabal?

Just hammer them every... fucking... day.
Kaitlan Collins of CNN delivered a masterclass in journalism when her persistence forced Donald Trump to resort to misogyny, thereby revealing his closeness to Epstein's mindset, from which he had wanted to distance himself. 'You know, she's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile.'
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Obergruppenführer Homan on Tiananmen Square in 1989:

"What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stop tanks from oppressing your people? It's a joke. Stop. Stop."
Homan: A message to those protesters: What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stopping ICE and CBP from doing their job? It's a joke. Stop. Stop.
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sounds like the marching orders from Vladimir Putin are in.
Steve Bannon: We're gonna have ICE surround the polls come November.
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I would like to rename the Turning Point USA Alternate Super Bowl halftime show.
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I get it.

I have a genetic condition that makes me intolerant of lying MAGA pieces of shit. It's called Antimagatatosis.
Nancy Mace: "I had to come out with a genetic condition I've had all my life. I'm not allowed to drink or consume much in the way of alcohol. It's called hemochromatosis. If you do, it'll destroy your organs and you'll die at an early age, and I love life."
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
This 'Birth Of A Nation' reboot sucks.
Kristi Noem: "Most of all we thank President Trump for the guts and the love of this country to do the right thing ... he told the American people we needed a wall, and we have a wall. A big beautiful wall that President Trump also wanted painted black so that it would endure."
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Given the choice between listening to Jeanine Pirro's howler-monkey screech for 24 hours and having knitting needles driven through my eardrums... It would be a tough call but I figure I could quickly learn American Sign Language.
life comes at you fast
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I could be wrong but I find it very hard to believe that Dan Rather wouldn't have challenged Trump on that shit.

It's past time for the White House press corps to show some courage and ban together against President Biff Tannen.
Not one White House correspondent had the courage to come to the defense of Kaitlan Collins after the pedophile president attacked her for asking a legitimate question about the victims in the Epstein files. NOT ONE.
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
On today's episode of...

'People Not in The Epstein Files.'
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Seth Meyers:

“President Trump said over the weekend that the biggest problem in the U.S. is that Democratic politicians are, quote, ‘soft on crime.’

“As opposed to Trump, who couldn't be more into it.”
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

― George Orwell, 1984
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Which naturally caused the religious-right crowd in attendance to question "who would Jesus cockblock?"
Then there’s that time Nancy Mace rolled into a prayer breakfast and told attendees she was almost late because her finance wanted morning sex but she was making him wait until that night.
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Who wants to tell this knothead that Bad Bunny is an American citizen by birth?
Fox guest Dave Landau: Puerto Rican artist Bad Bunny “would be killed” for talking trash in his own country so instead he's “insulting our country”
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It tells you everything you need to know about Jeff Bezos that he will spend $75 million on the ridiculous 'Melania' movie but won't invest in maintaining real journalism in the United States.
"The Post’s metro section will shrink, and the books section will close..." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...

The Washington Post is shrinking the part that's about the DC area where people, you know... live. Makes sense, right?

[gift link and sarcasm]
Washington Post Begins Laying Off More Than 300 Journalists
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Trump supporters are always the intellectual elite, aren't they?
Katie Miller: “You know, like other conspiracy theories like did we actually land a man on the moon?”

Nicki Minaj: “No, I don’t think we landed on the moon.”

Katie Miller: “You don’t?”

Nicki Minaj: “No.”
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
As opposed to Trump favorite Ted Nugent who said...

“Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun." And...

"Hey, Hillary. You might want to ride one of these [assault weapon] into the sunset, you worthless bitch.”
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Trump's Truth Social page always looks like the sleaziest carnival midway, but this ad is even weirder than usual.

Though it does seem at home on the social media feed of a sexual predator.
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I'm not surprised that 76% of Greenlanders want nothing to do with Generalissimo Mango's scheme to seize their country - I'm shocked that any *do* support it.

Is there a hidden hunger in Greenland for racism, religious fundamentalism, scarcity of health care, and mass shootings?
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Please resist the urge to ever say your Trump-supporting relatives are "basically decent people."

They're not.

They voted for this. They caused this. They support this.

Decent people don't do that.
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
This Date in History...

February 4, 1861: Southern states meet to form Confederacy.

Or, as Trump supporters wistfully refer to it, "the good old days."
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
At press time, the White House announced that it was pursuing legal action against the aide after discovering she had also divulged to Vance that the West Wing had regular Friday happy hours.

#Satire (Maybe)

theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party
WASHINGTON—Insisting the terminated worker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday that longtime aide Sandra Wilton had been ...
theonion.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Monsters.

These people are fucking monsters.
ICE agent: “I fired 5 shots. She had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys.” 😳
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM