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ToddFather

@bobloblaw72.bsky.social

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This was a place for my political activity for awhile, but now I'm tired of that stuff so I mostly use it to post on #FrightClub.

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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 4h

"You'll be like Don Quixote".

What I heard was "You'll be like Donkey Hoty" and thank God for subtitles because I would have been tossing and turning all night trying to figure out what she meant😂
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#DeathBecomesHer

ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 5h

I never realized poverty was a talent! Updating Linked-In now...
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 5h

"Oh my God please lie quickly"😂

I am 100% going to be saying this to my 17yo in the very near future.
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 5h

That's what I mean! We have to hire a popular girl to pretend to like us or buy a possessed car or go on some sort of quest
for coolness. Bruce just has to part his hair, throw on some dorky glasses and boom. Instant Nerd!🤓
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 5h

If you made fat suits for actors in the 90's, you were making bank! Business is a little thinner these days.🥁
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 5h

It's upsetting that cool guys like Bruce Willis can trade down and become nerdy, but there's no similar path to coolness for us nerds.😂
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#DeathBecomesHer

ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 6h

She jumps into freezing water and just happens to get out at an abandoned, yet fully stocked cabin??
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#TheWomaninCabin10

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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 7h

If I were forced to be a horror movie protagonist, being "the one that no one believes" would be my absolute last choice. I'd definitely rather be chased with a chainsaw than keep trying to convince skeptics that I'm right. Kill me quickly please. Don't frustrate me to death.
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 7h

I can already tell that this episode of Below Decks is gonna be lit!

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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 1d

In retrospect, maybe all this effort to extend people's lifespans was a mistake.

ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 1d

Say Reasonable Suspicion again MF. Say it again! I dare you, I double dare you!!!

ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

I kid! I went to film school many years ago and worked on lots of micro-budget films so I'm always impressed by ANY movie good enough for distribution. Even more impressive when it's done well on a shoestring! That takes real creativity. Nice Work!
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#ObstacleCorpse

ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

Synthesized Polka as a soundtrack for the big fight scene? Totally validates my earlier theory of all the money going to FX!

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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

I was going to make a joke about Sunny just needing to be Better Than Ezra earlier, but I didn’t think anyone would get it😂
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

I’m guessing 90% of the money spent on this movie went to the special effects! Nice kills so far. 🫡

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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know why, but I’m kind of digging the chef’s vibe!
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

The Race of Death should really be called The Wander Around of Annoyance. If this is still a race nobody seems too concerned about it!😂
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

Using a fake white flag of surrender to initiate an attack. Was not expecting a violation of the Geneva Convention this early in the movie. Wasn't expecting one at all if I'm being honest...
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

Also pretty much guarantees you're running every obstacle course within 100 miles for research and location scouting. Sometimes the creative process hurts...

ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

If he hides the hunting knife from her in her bag , how will she know it's there to use? Also seems kind of dangerous to put an unsheathed knife in a nylon bag. So far, not the father of the year.🤔
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#ObstacleCorpse

ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like there's a good chance that #ObstcleCorpse started as a title and then they worked backwards.

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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 3d

I don't necessarily need a strangler on retainer, but it would definitely be good to have someone on referral. Just in case...
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 4d

I love you, kill me, free me, make love to me. MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN!

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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 4d

"I'm making a super sexy horror movie. Somebody get me Ed Begely Jr." - Said somebody once. Wild.

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#FullMoonFrights
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ToddFather @bobloblaw72.bsky.social · 4d

In the 80's, teenage me also experienced this movie mostly through the magic of fast forward.🙂. Happy to see the rest of it for the first time tonight!
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#FullMoonFrights